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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
poo stew.

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
6 pounds of sugar free gummi Bears

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I'm on death row? I don't even remember the trial. Why does no one tell me these things?

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
five guys (as I pull a dr. lecter and make my escape)

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Something to quickly and painlessly kill me because all of the states seem to be loving that up really badly lately.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Whittle posted:

1 x donner calzone

If you're lucky the fat will kill you before you're executed.

Best way to go by far.

the reindeer? they make calzones from deer?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
quaaludes

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
just a shitload of chocolate milk. not because it'll spite the cops in any way, but because I really like chocolate milk and it might take me back to my childhood enough to seek redemption in my final moments

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

diabeetz posted:

and no you can't say the antidote to the lethal injection.

- tortellini
- 1lb of peameal bacon
- Popeyes chicken + fries
- Red Lobster biscuits
- cosmic brownies
- Ferrero Rochers

I plan to eat until I choke on my own vomit and die, basically

Ur moms pussy op

E: fb

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Three Olives posted:

Something to quickly and painlessly kill me because all of the states seem to be loving that up really badly lately.

take Three Olives out with five guys lmao

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

cum

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
2 locos tacos and a 2 liter of dew

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Serious Frolicking posted:

my own severed penis.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Three Olives posted:

Something to quickly and painlessly kill me because all of the states seem to be loving that up really badly lately.

improperly prepared blowfish?

Good pick , 3 O

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





a cake baked with an iron file inside

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
A presidential pardon

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Unlimited soup salad and breadsticks

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
nothing, id go on hunger strike until they released me

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
A brick of C-4 and death by electrocution.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Unlimited soup salad and breadsticks

Would also accept "never-ending pasta and breadsticks"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Changing my answer to, Gary Busey's fecal caked rear end.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The judge's mom's pussy.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al Nipper posted:

like 10 lbs of something really greasy and disgusting so when I die and lose bowel control they pretty much have to call it a loss and burn down the room

Lots and lots of spicy barbeque

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

rectal gallon challenge

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Can you say a human baby and try to call their bluff??

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Is your last meal limited to something they can make at the prison kitchen facility or could i request like a specific chef prepare my poo poo like someone famous be flown in. Also how long is the food gonna sit before i get to eat it?

Foodie on death row seems like an esp hard life

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Thing with last meals is that most of the people who order them don't eat them. Usually it gets ate up by the kitchen trustees.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
10 cheese White Castle sliders and a large Barq's red creme soda

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


A complex assortment of seemingly random items, buttered kale, shaved pork skin in guacamole sofrito, cilantro basil mint polenta, that, when combined in my stomach will bestow upon me the powers of Superman for just one hour--plenty of time to enact my revenge on that drat alien.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

A complex assortment of seemingly random items, buttered kale, shaved pork skin in guacamole sofrito, cilantro basil mint polenta, that, when combined in my stomach will bestow upon me the powers of Superman for just one hour--plenty of time to enact my revenge on that drat alien.

I have no idea what any of this means but I think I'm gonna buy some pork rinds tomorrow because of it.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

roboshit posted:

your moms vag

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

roboshit posted:

your moms vag

Whittle
Sep 18, 2011

Gatekeeper posted:

the reindeer? they make calzones from deer?

Just do a google image search for donner calzone. Pure filth.

Also weight-watchers for after you've had one.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Double Fried Chicken, Mac & Cheese, Pineapple Pizza

Sleepfin
Sep 2, 2008
Soup made of laxatives and viagra. Let the party commence.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
You don't need laxatives, your already gonna poo poo your pants when you die

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
revenge

Sleepfin
Sep 2, 2008

bowmore posted:

You don't need laxatives, your already gonna poo poo your pants when you die

It is my last wish to spray poo poo around before I get to the execution.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

koch bros' hearts

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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

whatever poo poo they have in the prison kitchen i dont want to cause a fuss

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