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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Id bang the black doctor dude because it would be hilarious to see him talk down an affair with me on the news. Plus republicans are boring in bed so it would be over quickly.

This guy...



Which candidate would you do sex with GBS? Please, only candidates from this upcoming election.

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
all of them

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Harald posted:

all of them

At once?

:ohdear:

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

prefereably , yes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Harald posted:

all of them

yeah, in the head, with a hammer

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Hillary be houndin' them dicks...

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
I'd imagine Bernie is a very consistent lover


edit: and fact based

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Mike Huckabee threw his hat in recently. I'll hate gently caress him then leave before the crying starts.


(bareback only)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i wanna do it with that HP GILF!!!

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


I've already hosed the poo poo out of Hillary so I guess Huckabee?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Was she any good? Somebody that conventionally unattractive has got to be REALLY good, if they try at all.

On topic, I would totally bang Hillary. Quite frankly I'm turned on by power. If I start losin' my chub, I'd just need her to launch an airstrike at a Pakistani wedding or something, back to full power.

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


She's like a pail of water now that I'm done with her.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I would suck Bernie Sanders' dick and I would enjoy it

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

id give myself aids and have sex with all of them

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




lol if u don't realize all the presidential candidates are deep in a child pedophile ring focusing on satanic ritualistic groupsex and sacrifice ya have fun voting for them

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

TEAYCHES posted:

id give myself aids and have sex with all of them

rude, imo

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
Marco Rubio

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gay Fry posted:

Marco Rubio

Whoa whoa whoa, I thought I said Presidential Candidates...

Not walking jokes.

:smug:

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Crazy.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TEAYCHES posted:

id give myself aids and have sex with all of them

Please don't even joke about purposefully contracting HIV/AIDS.

Just get a couple poz guys with high viral loads to cum in a condom beforehand, and then flip it inside out before you start your business.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
hitler

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Whichever one wins when they open the gently caress camps in their first term

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
The Sandman

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Im not sure that an actual Candidate.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
any of them, really. im so lonely

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
would elizabeth warren, if she runs.

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psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Serious Frolicking posted:

any of them, really. im so lonely

Ahww dude, thats no fun.

Maybe go to a bar? Or, try some OKCupid?

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