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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

bewbies posted:

this is my interpretation of emelin trying to clear the puck:



I am laughing like a loving idiot at this oh god

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CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
Oh so Bishop is going to have one of THOSE games.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

bewbies posted:

this is my interpretation of emelin trying to clear the puck:



:laffo: :golfclap:

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Oof. Weird head save by Hank.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

bewbies posted:

this is my interpretation of emelin trying to clear the puck:



Not pictured: taking penalty immediately after getting back up.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
realtalk: I would fight emelin in real life and win. and not do enough damage to make Habs fans happy.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

The robot is better looking than Emelin, too

I'm still laughing tho

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
PING X2

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Shoot, Kuzya, jesus.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

bewbies posted:

this is my interpretation of emelin trying to clear the puck:



Dude how did you get game footage of me? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YUK-YUK-YUK










:negative:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Caps playing the trap all game long is getting boring as gently caress but it's effective against the Rangers, who seem to refuse to adjust their system to time their ability to get puck s and bodies to the net at hte same time

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
I like having Moore on the third line and Sheppard centering the fourth. It's like the Rangers might actually hit 40% on faceoffs.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
What the gently caress was that whistle??

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Hello I am a ref and have untreated, crippling glaucoma.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

Eric the Mauve posted:

What the gently caress was that whistle??

Bishop got bumped? That's the only thing that makes sense

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Pleads posted:

Hello I am a ref and have untreated, crippling glaucoma.

I've always assumed NHL referees are advanced glaucoma victims being provided stable employment through some kind of government program

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Eric the Mauve posted:

What the gently caress was that whistle??

a prime directive from God, Jehovah himself, delivered straight into the referees esophagus by his own hand.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
:lol: at that whistle wow

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I man the ref was standing literally 5 feet away and literally staring at the loose puck when he blew the whistle. If it wasn't a penalty and the net wasn't off then what the gently caress obscure rule am I unaware of?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
and God has said, "gently caress a Hab" and thy will be done.

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Ginger enterprise agent is such a beta it angers me. You have nothing to fear from T.J. Oshie.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

This feels like karmic payback for all the close games Price stole for the Habs this year

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Eric the Mauve posted:

I man the ref was standing literally 5 feet away and literally staring at the loose puck when he blew the whistle. If it wasn't a penalty and the net wasn't off then what the gently caress obscure rule am I unaware of?

you are unaware of the rule where prust was a cry cry baby and gifted this to us.

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

Wonderllama posted:

and God has said, "gently caress a Hab" and thy will be done.

Thanks Prust!

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Rotten Cookies posted:

I am laughing like a loving idiot at this oh god

I love how he/she/it looks up and down like "okay, there's the ball... aaaaaaand there's the goal... aaaaand god damnit why is this so hard?!?" <FLOP>

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Yet another 2-on-1 resulting in no shot on goal in the exciting National Hockey League

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




What a stretch from PK to stop that rush

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

Troy Queef posted:

What a stretch from PK to stop that rush

Thank you based PK

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Zodijackylite posted:

I like having Moore on the third line and Sheppard centering the fourth. It's like the Rangers might actually hit 40% on faceoffs.

I thought this was the whole reason for bringing Sheppard in at the deadline

Levitate posted:

Caps playing the trap all game long is getting boring as gently caress but it's effective against the Rangers, who seem to refuse to adjust their system to time their ability to get puck s and bodies to the net at hte same time

They've been better

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
tampa doesn't win 1-0 games. I am eagerly awaiting the patented bishop copyright symbol I'm not looking up for your sake you jackass softie

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



it'd be nice if the NHL acknowledged and changed the fact that its referees are petty, vengeful, power tripping psychos instead of encouraging them to be that

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I have picked up and eaten a half-rack of BBQ ribs, cole slaw, and baked beans (with pulled pork in them!) in the amount of time the Lightning have managed to not get a shot on goal.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Troy Queef posted:

I have picked up and eaten a half-rack of BBQ ribs, cole slaw, and baked beans (with pulled pork in them!) in the amount of time the Lightning have managed to not get a shot on goal.

They're gonna regret trying to turtle against the Wayne Gretzky of turtling

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Aye Doc posted:

it'd be nice if the NHL acknowledged and changed the fact that its referees are petty, vengeful, power tripping psychos instead of encouraging them to be that

don't attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence

someone said that once, can't be arsed to look up who

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
it's important to tell the ref that he looks like he maybe lost a few LBs (even though he didn't need to)

before every game.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Glambags posted:

They've been better

Been better at getting to the net? Seems like they always have to wait an extra second for teammates to get there and that lets the Caps clog the shooting lanes so it just gets blocked.

Rangers sould also just start firing high glove side on Holtby at every chance, he lets in most of his goals there.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Tochiazuma posted:

don't attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence

someone said that once, can't be arsed to look up who

You rear end in a top hat

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Wonderllama posted:

it's important to tell the ref that he looks like he maybe lost a few LBs (even though he didn't need to)

before every game.

Or that you like his new haircut (note: this did not work with Kerry Fraser)

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

6 shots all period

christ

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