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dad showed up to America with 500 and managed to make it, I ain't poo poo compared to him
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i like my dad
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May 7, 2015 03:39
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my dad is a straight baller, if end up making half as much money as him i'll still be rolling in stacks and feeling drat good about it.
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May 7, 2015 03:41
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My dad and I see a lot of each other. He spends most of his time inside my rear end in a top hat.
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May 7, 2015 04:11
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This is the thread D&D deserved but GBS got it instead.
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May 7, 2015 04:14
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I have before but ultimately we are cool
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May 7, 2015 04:32
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my dad is pretty cool for an old dude
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May 7, 2015 04:39
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My dad's a cool old man. I feel sorry for you guys who didn't end up with good dads.
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May 7, 2015 04:42
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lol if you have a bad dad
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May 7, 2015 04:44
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Drunk Nerds posted:My dad story: Day gay, so what?
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May 7, 2015 04:44
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my dad's cool and not bad. we watch mst3k and get along. we go to red lobster for his bday.
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May 7, 2015 04:58
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Molothecat posted:we go to red lobster for his bday. so your hatred is just much more passive
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May 7, 2015 04:59
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SAME
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May 7, 2015 05:01
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thathonkey posted:so your hatred is just much more passive nah. man's just easy to please. mst3k and subpar shrimp scampi = happy dad.
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May 7, 2015 05:03
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I got a c in a class in middle school and he made me dig a trench around our back yard and then refill it in over and over again. said that's the kind of work c students did. cruel but fair.
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May 7, 2015 05:05
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Molothecat posted:I got a c in a class in middle school and he made me dig a trench around our back yard and then refill it in over and over again. said that's the kind of work c students did. cruel but fair. did you turn out to be a work-driven, accomplished individual though?
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May 7, 2015 05:10
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Molothecat posted:nah. man's just easy to please. mst3k and subpar shrimp scampi = happy dad.   Last year I was going to take my dad to a super-fancy steak restaurant for his birthday but at the last minute he told me to cancel because he thought it'd be more fun if we just made burgers at my folks' place.
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May 7, 2015 05:10
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once my dad open-hand slapped another man at an nba game for being a drunken rear end in a top hat for most of the game and then spilling beer on our coats. after slapping him, he grabbed the guy by the wrist and said if he didn't leave, he probably wouldn't make it home that night. guy just rubbed his face and left. rad dad.
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May 7, 2015 05:11
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Molothecat posted:I got a c in a class in middle school and he made me dig a trench around our back yard and then refill it in over and over again. said that's the kind of work c students did. cruel but fair. Molothecat posted:once my dad open-hand slapped another man at an nba game for being a drunken rear end in a top hat for most of the game and then spilling beer on our coats. i take back what i said your dad owns. i was just joking anyway.
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May 7, 2015 05:11
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diabeetz posted:did you turn out to be a work-driven, accomplished individual though? I did. worked my way through college the first time, got a pretty good job but hated it. dad suggested I go back to school and try something else. just finished 2 years of science courses and have applied for med school next year. supportive dad.
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May 7, 2015 05:14
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thathonkey posted:i take back what i said your dad owns. i was just joking anyway. just sharing some awesome dad stories for people who weren't as fortunate. when i was real young, I left my bike in the front yard one evening. when we were having dinner, my dad asked why my bike wasn't in the garage. I went to go put it up, but couldn't find it. I freaked out and got pretty upset. after a while he asked what I'd learned. I told him, truthfully, that I should take better care of my things. he said that sounded wise and to go get my bike from behind the hedges in our neighbors' yard.
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May 7, 2015 05:21
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I feel sorry for people who don't have a dad or a bad dad. A bad dad makes me sad.
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May 7, 2015 05:24
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Molothecat posted:just sharing some awesome dad stories for people who weren't as fortunate. usually whenever someone tells a story about something their parents did to "teach them a lesson" it is something awful but these all seem like pretty fair lessons.
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May 7, 2015 05:38
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thathonkey posted:usually whenever someone tells a story about something their parents did to "teach them a lesson" it is something awful but these all seem like pretty fair lessons. dad is a fair dude with many lessons to impart. at a video arcade, again in my early youth, I gave him a dollar bill for some quarters to go play (he would put them into the machine for me). he gave me the change and I wandered off. after three plays I realized he hadn't given me all my quarters. when I went back to him, he gave me the last quarter and said "if I'm your dad and I'll rip you off, what do you think other people are willing you do?" wise, but mistrustful dad.
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May 7, 2015 05:50
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I don't; we're going golfing Saturday.
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May 7, 2015 05:53
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Molothecat posted:dad is a fair dude with many lessons to impart. your stories started out as okay, but now your dad is beginning to sound insufferable. if this is how you cope though, who am I to judge?
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May 7, 2015 05:57
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I talked to my dad on the phone about a month before he died. The last thing I said to him was "You're a bastard"
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May 7, 2015 05:58
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diabeetz posted:your stories started out as okay, but now your dad is beginning to sound insufferable. just laying down some dad wisdom for you. he was mostly a cool dad. my friend wasn't allowed too watch r-rated movies, so my dad would rent two movies and switch the boxes thus bypassing my mom's cursory inspection at sleepovers. we both had nightmares about facehuggers, but it's still something that my friend still mentions when we hang out.
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May 7, 2015 06:05
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my favorite story about my dad is that he introduced me to star wars in the wrong order. this has been a long time ago but i am fairly certain I watched them ANH -> ROTJ -> ESB. I was too young to really follow the plot but I remember being really really confused. not sure if it was a blockbuster mishap or he just misread the roman numerals.
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May 7, 2015 06:10
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gnarlyhotep posted:I talked to my dad on the phone about a month before he died. The last thing I said to him was "You're a bastard" and the award for "least surprising post" goes to....
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May 7, 2015 06:10
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my dad listens to rush limbaugh all day and watches fox news all night. at holidays he likes to argue politics with anyone sitting near him at the dinner table 
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May 7, 2015 06:12
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Percelus posted:my dad listens to rush limbaugh all day and watches fox news all night. at holidays he likes to argue politics with anyone sitting near him at the dinner table that honestly loving sucks man sorry
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May 7, 2015 06:13
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my dad owns and I hope to one day be half the man he is.
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May 7, 2015 06:13
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thathonkey posted:my favorite story about my dad is that he introduced me to star wars in the wrong order. this has been a long time ago but i am fairly certain I watched them ANH -> ROTJ -> ESB. I was too young to really follow the plot but I remember being really really confused. not sure if it was a blockbuster mishap or he just misread the roman numerals. retarded dad, retarded son. it all makes sense
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May 7, 2015 06:39
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No I don't hate him but I really wish he would stop drinking all my liquor and my Gatorade.
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May 7, 2015 06:50
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My dad had a stroke and was in a rehab centre for 7 months, I didn't see him once cause gently caress that dude.
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May 7, 2015 06:55
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bloodsacrifice posted:and the award for "least surprising post" goes to.... a rereg what a surprise
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May 7, 2015 06:55
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Percelus posted:my dad listens to rush limbaugh all day and watches fox news all night. at holidays he likes to argue politics with anyone sitting near him at the dinner table This has happened to the parents of many people my age, including my in-laws. When I mention it to friends and acquaintances, they all agree that their parents used to be normal, rational people and they somehow morphed into Fox-News-watching pains in the rear end as they aged.
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May 7, 2015 06:57
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no, he has dementia now. it's sad.
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May 7, 2015 06:59
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Yes. I don't even talk to him anymore. Egad, Bad Dad!
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