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So in a nostalgia move, McDonalds has "re-invented" the classic Hamburglar. Instead of a moon-faced petty thief who loves lovely hamburgers, he's now a scruffy man wearing a Lone Ranger mask who could pass for WWE Superstar Christian. Here is the new Hamburglar in all his creepy goodness:  "Call the police and I'll kill you." This is the old guy that most of us remember from our childhoods:  Dude just wants your food. Give him your hamburger, you monster! And for those of you unfamiliar with sweaty men in tights inappropriately touching each other, here is WWE Superstar Christian:  Look at that handsome devil. McDonald's will soon announce the re-imagined Birdie:  Grimace:  and Ronald:  New Hamburglar will last about 6 weeks after the internet is done with him. He will then probably turn up 5 years from now in a low-budget gay porn. BigBallChunkyTime fucked around with this message at 00:53 on May 7, 2015 |
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I dunno he looks like he might be kind of hot it is hard to tell with the mask.
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May 7, 2015 00:52
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Hes the only one that wants a mcdonalds hamburger anymore
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This makes no sense, the real Hamburglar would have to be a fat gently caress.
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May 7, 2015 00:54
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he isnt eating them he is saving people about to eat one he is a hero the mcdonalds media propaganda is making him out to be a thief
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May 7, 2015 00:55
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Hes the only one that wants a mcdonalds hamburger anymore He doesn't know that it's so easy to make hamburgers at your house for cheaper than McDonalds, and the hamburgers you make will be more healthy for you.
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PERPETUAL IDIOT posted:He doesn't know that it's so easy to make hamburgers at your house for cheaper than McDonalds, and the hamburgers you make will be more healthy for you. Far less horse anus.
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May 7, 2015 00:57
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Yes, rape jokes are funny 
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May 7, 2015 00:58
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If he was a real Hamburgler he would know to steal from places like Shake Shack and not McDonalds.
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Yes, rape jokes are funny Actually they are, have you ever heard of George Carlin?
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May 7, 2015 00:59
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Yes, rape jokes are funny Case in point:
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May 7, 2015 01:01
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robble robble
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May 7, 2015 01:04
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In retrospect, this probably would have made a better Photoshop thread.
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May 7, 2015 01:04
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Retail Slave posted:who could pass for WWE Superstar Christian 
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May 7, 2015 01:13
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lol
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May 7, 2015 01:13
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i'm the cumgargler
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May 7, 2015 01:17
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holy lol
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May 7, 2015 01:19
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If you tell anyone how good this hamburger is they won't believe you.
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May 7, 2015 01:22
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I'll burgle yer ham
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May 7, 2015 01:23
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5'd for this.
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May 7, 2015 01:23
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oh my god he is trying to give that vegan meat
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May 7, 2015 01:26
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May 7, 2015 01:27
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Someone please explain the reference to me because I am old and stupid.
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May 7, 2015 01:33
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Retail Slave posted:Someone please explain the reference to me because I am old and stupid. its something awful
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May 7, 2015 01:49
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Hope he rapes and murders op tbqh
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May 7, 2015 01:52
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you have emotional attachment to some retarded poo poo yo
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This can't be real.
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May 7, 2015 01:57
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Superb
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lol
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Holy poo poo. This is real: http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/06/news/companies/mcdonalds-new-hamburglar/index.html What a terrible idea.
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May 7, 2015 02:10
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women consume burgers and enjoy strange looking men in cosplay - advertising age
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Mr. Unlucky posted:he isnt eating them he is saving people about to eat one he is a hero the mcdonalds media propaganda is making him out to be a thief
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May 7, 2015 02:46
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they should have made Neil Hamburglar, giving my fav comedian a great opportunity
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May 7, 2015 02:49
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McRib is back!
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lmao
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