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The Hamburglar cameo in Batman vs. Superman is going to be off the hook.
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:42 |
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Is the mushroom and swiss burger back? Don't lie to me Hamburglar.
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:47 |
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I can't decide if it'd be more or less creepy if they'd kept his cape instead of changing it to a trench coat. Like I understand a cape would look pretty silly but he's already loving weird and trench coats don't exactly carry a lot of positive stereotypes.
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:59 |
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good.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:01 |
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OP what is it about wrestling fans having to relate literally anything to wrestling
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:13 |
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Excellent. Maybe too subtle, though.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:17 |
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It seems to me it would be really gross to eat a hamburger while wearing suede leather gloves. Maybe that breaks a kosher rule or something.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:28 |
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As always, the Onion was way ahead of the game. McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' Character From Advertising
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:31 |
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I don't get the bathtub one.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:34 |
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Bicyclops posted:I don't get the bathtub one. look inna windows
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:35 |
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i know. but what is it a reference to.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:36 |
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Bicyclops posted:i know. but what is it a reference to. its a old pic dont know context
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:37 |
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Bicyclops posted:i know. but what is it a reference to. The original had a creepy guy in the window. It's pretty fitting
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:56 |
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How dare you besmirch my beloved BurgerTime! But seriously, this is fantastic.
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# ? May 7, 2015 19:59 |
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Now we just need the new Hamburglar photoshopped into a 9/11 picture.
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# ? May 7, 2015 20:05 |
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Phobic Nest posted:As always, the Onion was way ahead of the game. http://youtu.be/Ow7pwIDhl5c
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# ? May 7, 2015 20:39 |
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Phobic Nest posted:As always, the Onion was way ahead of the game. Unusually for an onion article, it's not as frony loaded eith jokes either This is not the first time a McDonald's character has stirred controversy for its violent nature. In 1982, the company introduced "Shakes McJunkie," an emaciated addict who robbed characters of their possessions, which he then sold to buy McDonald's shakes. He was later reworked as "The Machead," a homeless, wild-eyed Big Mac addict who turned to panhandling and gay prostitution as a means of supporting his severe burger habit. The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid's 1989 discontinuation of "The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.
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# ? May 7, 2015 20:43 |
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Bicyclops posted:i know. but what is it a reference to. It's just a really old picture. It's one of the first pictures I can remember turning into the "when you see it you'll poo poo bricks" meme
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# ? May 7, 2015 20:50 |
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:07 |
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:33 |
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Mange Mite posted:monster who sodomizes thirsty children. "Oh no..."
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:36 |
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Mange Mite posted:"The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:38 |
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# ? May 7, 2015 22:14 |
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Retail Slave posted:So in a nostalgia move, McDonalds has "re-invented" the classic Hamburglar. Instead of a moon-faced petty thief who loves lovely hamburgers, he's now a scruffy man wearing a Lone Ranger mask who could pass for WWE Superstar Christian. Just by looking at this you know that every part of the character was designed by a committee. No single person could make something this creepy.
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# ? May 7, 2015 22:20 |
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# ? May 7, 2015 22:32 |
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lol
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# ? May 7, 2015 22:36 |
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resistentialism posted:It seems to me it would be really gross to eat a hamburger while wearing suede leather gloves. Those look more like colored surgical gloves Which is even creepier
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# ? May 7, 2015 22:53 |
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literally was just about to post this.
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:00 |
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:03 |
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gettin that sideways burger
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:11 |
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lmao
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:53 |
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Look at that right hand, his gloves go down past the wrist. I wonder how long they are, elbow length maybe?
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# ? May 8, 2015 00:19 |
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wouldn't even need that on me. destroy all my holes and spit on me when you're finished.
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# ? May 8, 2015 00:34 |
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lol
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# ? May 8, 2015 00:46 |
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lol
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:10 |
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:28 |
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:37 |
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GAH
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:39 |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
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