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IMO, this graph is no longer perfectly accurate:  have taken some measures to make the tutorial and newb experience easier and there are several player groups dedicated to showing you the ropes, including our own Karmafleet (for non-goon newbs from Reddit). Having said that, imagine how difficult it would be to fly an interstellar spacecraft anyway, let alone command a fleet of them, or manage a ten thousand person alliance of pilots, station operators, logistics teams, and guys telling you "WARP WARP WARP!!!... Sorry. If you warped, you're dead."
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dear leader just linked us all to the new, modernized goonfleet logo
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May 8, 2015 01:50
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Nietzschean posted:The abyss There is a non zero chance that somebody has or is jerking it to this picture. 
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May 8, 2015 01:56
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This is actually the graphic that made me start playing EVE.
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May 8, 2015 01:56
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Join groon, we don't have people making anime versions of our mascot! (Don't you loving do it aloe)
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May 8, 2015 01:57
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If we can ban Jokine for negreps, surely we can ban everyone who plusrepped that picture. BRB registering Loliswarm [POMF] and applying to GSF, mittani please to be accepting application
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May 8, 2015 02:01
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On a lark, I had a turkey and avocado (guacamole) sandwich recently, and it was magical. xttzsov-talk Could you improve others' defensive timers by ratting in their space while on deployment? The only thing I wish they changed about the vulnerability windows would be to make them slightly variable. I.e. It's your middle-time +- your windows +- some small random factor.
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Elmnt80 posted:Join groon, we don't have people making anime versions of our mascot! (Don't you loving do it aloe) Don't worry, aloe knows better.
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May 8, 2015 02:02
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Otacon posted:This is actually the graphic that made me start playing EVE. I used to think the bulldozer at the top represented titans wiping fleet members off the field. Now I'm pretty sure the bodies falling to their doom are titan pilots being blown out of their space coffins. 420, fly interceptors every day forever.
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Well, uh. It is an anime loli but at least it's fully clothed? The people who make those eve ship girls that keep getting posted to reddit do far worse.Kiryen posted:I've had that done for ages. Is it a message from the new opportunities system? You can turn all that stuff off by opening the opportunities map from the neocom, clicking the gear icon, and checking all the options to suppress.
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Klyith posted:Every single fleet comp in modern GSF history has been designed for use by people who are either profoundly drunk or profoundly retarded. That covers most of our bases. The times that we try to do things with more than 3 active modules, or god forbid proactive cap management, it's a disaster. What? That was GSF 2010. Both of our primary doctrines now carry multiple modules in the hold (and require them to be in the hold to qualify for reimbursement), and you are expected to switch out modules from the nearby triage carrier or Nestor on command. Hell, we actually trust goons with smartbomb ships in mainfleet these days. causticBeet posted:The best part about being a goon in EVE is ignoring strat op pings to poo poo around in syndicate. Also getting bored of your solo roam, picking a lovely fight, losing your ship, and getting enough SRP to buy two. Except, please don't do that -- the rest of us are doing the uncomfortable war grinding one month a year so that we can lounge in luxury 11 months a year. Pull your weight.
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Posting to check regdate.
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ullerrm posted:If we can ban Jokine for negreps, surely we can ban everyone who plusrepped that picture. I plusrepped it thinking it was someone's masterful troll before I saw that it was DOKDO and thus actually sincere 
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Klyith posted:ah I read 4 years old as you hadn't played since 4 years ago No, I've been active or semi-active all 4 years. Doesn't seem to be related to opportunities; I turned all that poo poo off as soon as it went active.
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causticBeet posted:The best part about being a goon in EVE is ignoring strat op pings to poo poo around in syndicate. Also getting bored of your solo roam, picking a lovely fight, losing your ship, and getting enough SRP to buy two. This is hilarious for a number of reasons.
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ullerrm posted:Except, please don't do that -- the rest of us are doing the uncomfortable war grinding one month a year so that we can lounge in luxury 11 months a year. Pull your weight.  newbie in Goonwaffe can pull their weight--whether great and cheeto-stained, or small and svelte--in a variety of fun and useful ways.
Basically, if you're on the fence about this game because it's Really Hard and takes Lots of Time, don't stay on the fence: jump on in. This game can be really fun, whether you're a casual or a poopsocker.
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ullerrm posted:If we can ban Jokine for negreps, surely we can ban everyone who plusrepped that picture. I'm expecting a corp bio along the lines of your masterpiece Catalyst fanfic, but with more me wanting to kill myself.
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Otacon posted:This is actually the graphic that made me start playing EVE. same here haha
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Nietzschean posted:dear leader just linked us all to the new, modernized goonfleet logo yes
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That is the image that was thrust in front of me a short time after I had began playing. oh, so many years ago. I think my reaction was "needs more crucified pubbies". (Lies,; I was a pubbie then.) Eventually I decided to hang with goons, the next day bob was melted and we got are arses to delve. good times. I got a mail from ccp saying they were less shite, should I join up again? will probably put my lovely pubby main into groon.
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May 8, 2015 03:24
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ullerrm posted:What? That was GSF 2010. Last fleet I was on a few weeks ago we  a DOKDO dude for smartbombing everyone. And almost did it to two more people who kept doing it.
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May 8, 2015 03:28
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Join Groon if you're USTZ, Space Violence if you're EUTZ, both if you're unemployed.
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May 8, 2015 03:52
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May 8, 2015 04:05
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Maneck posted:Guacamole is greatly under used as a condiment, probably because of its relatively short shelf life. Try it on a club sandwich with toasted bread. Amazing. Egg or tuna sandwich with guac.
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ullerrm posted:Pull your weight. You're asking that of a goon? Kinda mean taunting him like that.
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Maneck posted:You're asking that of a goon? Kinda mean taunting him like that. Come on guys, fat shaming was so last thread.
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HappyKitty posted:I plusrepped it thinking it was someone's masterful troll before I saw that it was DOKDO and thus actually sincere You were right the first time. It's a masterclass.
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May 8, 2015 04:21
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So I suddenly went to -500 rep. Is that something someone had to bribe a moderator to do or is it random?
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May 8, 2015 04:34
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There was a ping. Everyones rep was randomized. Mine is -6k
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May 8, 2015 04:35
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darth cookie posted:So I suddenly went to -500 rep. Is that something someone had to bribe a moderator to do or is it random? Rep was randomized -10000/10000 because KarmaFleet spergs got all upset about Frabba carpetbomb neg repping them.
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May 8, 2015 04:36
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I still have a Naglfar in 4-E. How hosed am I?
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Ynglaur posted:To be fair, even the most Alternatively, preemptively win EVE and read about antics and drama in this thread rather than sift through the interface for Sociopaths Online.
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darth cookie posted:So I suddenly went to -500 rep. Is that something someone had to bribe a moderator to do or is it random? Some people in Karmafleet got bitchy about their rep, and Frabba retaliated by running a script to set everyone's rep to a random number in the [-10K, 10K] range. Mittens is at something like -9k, which is pretty n1. I'm at -3k myself.  e: f,b
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Recoome posted:+8800 rep now i am king Newbies will think you're a masterful poster, and will fawn over your every image macro (until deadtear r/o's you).
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It should have been +/- 1,000,000Maneck posted:You were right the first time. It's a masterclass. Convincing everyone else you're loving retarded is not trolling.
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That's pretty funny but I am disappointed that it didn't happen to me because I pissed off some nerd who went and bugged a mod about it. That would have been more satisfying. 
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What the hell is rep? And why does one care about it? Is it elite PVP killboard of good posting?
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Dr. Pangloss posted:What the hell is rep? And why does one care about it? Is it elite PVP killboard of good posting? it's reddit karma but funnier when people care about it
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I used to have rep for being a goodposter. Now it says I'm qualified to join AMOK.
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