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Keurig posted:“We heard loud and clear from consumers,” said Brian Kelley, “who really wanted the ‘My K Cup’ back. We want consumers to be able to bring any brand and bringing the my cup back allows that. Are you grateful you loving assholes, Keurig was only trying to provide you the finest in coffee technology for your own protection and safety. quote:Keurig’s explanation was a model of what not to tell angry consumers. The company said the change was for the consumer’s own good. No? quote:“My sister bought a new Keurig and did not know it only takes Keurig K-cups until her third call to Keurig. Now my brother-in-law cannot use the coffee I got him for Christmas. I bought him Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee which you do not carry. And I have the original Keurig but when it dies, I will never buy another Keurig product. This borders on the unethical forcing people to buy only the K-cups you make. And you owe me $50 for the coffee!” Look at this ungrateful bitch trying to force substandard coffee on her brother in law, grow up and let him enjoy the finest in coffee technology that he deserves for putting up with your bad attitude and coffee.
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May 7, 2015 16:59
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i have no idea what any of this means i just want lovely coffee quickly
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May 7, 2015 17:00
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i have no idea what any of this means i just want lovely coffee quickly it's literally DRM for coffee
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May 7, 2015 17:02
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Just make the loving coffee already
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May 7, 2015 17:02
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i have a coffemate coffe maker i think, i dont really remember
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May 7, 2015 17:02
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What the OP is talking about is you used to be able to grind your own coffee to put in your lovely Keurig machine you lazy rear end in a top hat who can't even take 2 minutes to make french press and now you can't, boo hoo, kill yourself if you have a Keurig
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May 7, 2015 17:03
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I love my Keurig
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May 7, 2015 17:03
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lol at the people who can't make coffee using a regular rear end drip coffee maker
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May 7, 2015 17:04
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lorn Wayne posted:what? Keurig introduced the latest in coffee technology earlier this year Keurig 2.0, as a favor to you the consumer they made it only accept the latest in Keurig coffee technology Keurig 2.0 instead of the reusable plastic pods that you put your substandard coffee into their fine brewing machines.
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May 7, 2015 17:04
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I'm glad when idiots get taken for a ride. I'm honestly surprised they noticed.
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May 7, 2015 17:05
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Introducing Keurig Now©, just launch the app post a gay thread
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May 7, 2015 17:06
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K cup always sounds like the name of a menstrual product.
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May 7, 2015 17:06
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the customer can't be trusted to place coffee in a pod. they could put anything in there. what if someone laced it with cyanide? then you'd have cyanide in your pod and you'd die. but keurig 2.0 would have saved your life.
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May 7, 2015 17:07
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a 3o post by any other nick would be as keurig condo
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May 7, 2015 17:07
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My mom got me a new Hamilton Beach coffee maker for Christmas. It does one cup at a time since and I can use whatever coffee I want since it uses a metal filter. gently caress Keurig and gently caress 3O.
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May 7, 2015 17:09
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Concerned Citizen posted:the customer can't be trusted to place coffee in a pod. they could put anything in there. what if someone laced it with cyanide? then you'd have cyanide in your pod and you'd die. but keurig 2.0 would have saved your life. Very good point, Keurig K-Kups 2.0 ensure a fine coffee experience that won't kill you, you think people would be grateful but no. Enjoy your cyanide laced coffee idiots.
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May 7, 2015 17:10
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could this be any more 'suburban white person problems' or what
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May 7, 2015 17:11
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May 7, 2015 17:15
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my god not another TO keurig rant
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May 7, 2015 17:15
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best part of the matrix
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May 7, 2015 17:17
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Keurig is apple products for even more pretentious people
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May 7, 2015 17:20
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They'll start pushing 19.9 dollars firmware updates and idiots will eat that poo poo
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May 7, 2015 17:22
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The real trick is to design a coffee delivery system which makes it impossible to even use non-producer coffee. A good example would be lavaza a modo mia pods which rely on the machine permanantly destroying the pod to function.
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May 7, 2015 17:28
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Snorting lines of coke is easier
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May 7, 2015 17:39
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ah yes the coffee DRM that can be defeated by placing a correctly colored sticker over the sensor
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May 7, 2015 17:42
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The my k cup sucked. It purposefully made your coffee watered down and lovely tasting so you'd use the k cups
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May 7, 2015 17:43
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I can't believe the amount of RAM in the Keurig 2.0.
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May 7, 2015 17:51
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thanks for the gif where nothing goes hilariously wrong. jerk. nah it was pretty ok
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May 7, 2015 18:00
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TO should be ground into lovely coffee and put in to coffee pods for the rest of the Keurig-owning dumb fucks to drink
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May 7, 2015 18:03
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Zelder posted:I can't believe the amount of RAM in the Keurig 2.0. it's the wrong type of RAM though
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May 7, 2015 18:07
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Lol if you drink coffee. I drink 2 24oz monsters by noon and have had zero heart attacks thus far
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May 7, 2015 18:14
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I have owned a Bunn restaurant grade coffee pot for like 8 years now. I have fresh hot coffee in like 1 minute. Your move Keurig. ( Also, its the best $100 i have ever spent in my life )
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May 7, 2015 18:16
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Stefan Prodan posted:What the OP is talking about is you used to be able to grind your own coffee to put in your lovely Keurig machine you lazy rear end in a top hat who can't even take 2 minutes to make french press and now you can't, boo hoo, kill yourself if you have a Keurig seriously electric teakettle + french press, there's your one-button all-electric countertop coffeemaker
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May 7, 2015 18:16
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jhorphear posted:I have owned a Bunn restaurant grade coffee pot for like 8 years now. I have fresh hot coffee in like 1 minute. Your move Keurig. ( Also, its the best $100 i have ever spent in my life ) But you have to put three things in it instead of two.
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May 7, 2015 18:21
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Lol if you don't get awesome free coffee at work.
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May 7, 2015 18:22
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What is our obsession with sticking small quantities of things in little individual packages. Do we like having texas-sized islands of floating plastic in our oceans?
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OMGVBFLOL posted:seriously a french press is loving disgusting. an aeropress is superior
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