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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

Before the Iraq thing we were pretty friendly afaik.

Without the French the USA wouldn't have won the Revolutionary War.

Also the whole 'haha french cowards run away from battles lose every war' thing totally discounts the giant chunk of history when France was a dominant world power whose army/navy you didn't want to gently caress with. Just super successful propaganda on the GOP's part at a time when the USA was looking for people to be mad at and blame.

Well yeah, that's my point. Even Golden Age Simpsons from the 90s is what popularized "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" in the popular lexicon.

That's why when a Scottish douchebag wrote this at the height of the W. Bush era--



--and retards latched onto it, a much better writer wrote this 3 years later as a firm and clear rebuttal:

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Holy poo poo

The Maquis is a real thing.

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


it... is real?

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

mind the walrus posted:

Well yeah, that's my point. Even Golden Age Simpsons from the 90s is what popularized "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" in the popular lexicon.

That's why when a Scottish douchebag wrote this at the height of the W. Bush era--



--and retards latched onto it, a much better writer wrote this 3 years later as a firm and clear rebuttal:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opktm709TJo

meanwhile, in france....

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

Fog Tripper posted:

LOL at all the recent threads trying to shift focus away from the clown currently running the country.

remember when the dems had all 3 branches of government for multiple years but still couldnt stop bitching about the evil republicans. They're defined by them

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
gently caress the poor

got mine

vote repuglican

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

at least Rick Perry acknowledges the madness that is the drug war

Even a broken rear end clock is right twice a day

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014


Your point is invalid OP

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

gently caress the poor

got mine

vote repuglican


Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

bloodsacrifice posted:

remember when the dems had all 3 branches of government for multiple years but still couldnt stop bitching about the evil republicans. They're defined by them

lol

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
Both parties are defined by their members' frothing hatred for the other

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

bloodsacrifice posted:

remember when the dems had all 3 branches of government for multiple years but still couldnt stop bitching about the evil republicans. They're defined by them

It's almost like they're all playing for the same side in a giant game of bread and circuses.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if u self identify with a political party you are the problem and deserve to be thrown against a wall and shot

hth

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

is the dick armey anything like the KISS army??

You're thinking of the Kiss my Dick Army.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

mind the walrus posted:

Well yeah, that's my point. Even Golden Age Simpsons from the 90s is what popularized "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" in the popular lexicon.

That's why when a Scottish douchebag wrote this at the height of the W. Bush era--



--and retards latched onto it, a much better writer wrote this 3 years later as a firm and clear rebuttal:



Sorry, but the first one is catchier and better.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

mind the walrus posted:

It's almost like they're all playing for the same side in a giant game of bread and circuses.

excellent

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Can't wait to get elected so I can shut down democracy!

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
It would be fore the best at this point.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

burritolingus posted:

Sorry, but the first one is catchier and better.
did the batshit ultimates marvel ever get to have a fist fight with cap classic, that might've been fun

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I used to be a Republican AMA.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

civilization 2 predicted alan keyes would be president

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
hey guys, how do we appeal more to latinos & women

besides treating them like people

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
The Republican Party was THE Party for change and progress in the mid 1800's America. And they obviously got poo poo accomplished.

But they also got infected with a virus which turned their entire party root and stem to flower rotten and evil.

It's sad and a shame and many people still don't realize this.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

redshirt posted:

I used to be a Republican AMA.
how do you feel knowing that your country is going down the drain and there's nothing anybody can do about it

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

redshirt posted:

The Republican Party was THE Party for change and progress in the mid 1800's America. And they obviously got poo poo accomplished.

But they also got infected with a virus which turned their entire party root and stem to flower rotten and evil.

It's sad and a shame and many people still don't realize this.

Southern Democrats hated progressive northern Democrats and switched to the GOP. Other progressives joined Kennedy's "new democrat" party. FDR's too.

So yeah. Not the same party.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

redshirt posted:

I used to be a Republican AMA.

I still am. They own hard, gbs stardom isnt worth sarificeing your beliefs.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


send all republican voters to reeducation camps

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

send all republican voters to hell by killing them

ftfy

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

mind the walrus posted:

Well yeah, that's my point. Even Golden Age Simpsons from the 90s is what popularized "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" in the popular lexicon.

That's why when a Scottish douchebag wrote this at the height of the W. Bush era--



--and retards latched onto it, a much better writer wrote this 3 years later as a firm and clear rebuttal:



Comic books are for retards and the French are notorious degenerates.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
piyush jindal

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Junkfist posted:

French are notorious degenerates.
tumblr, reddit, twitter, 4chan, tvtropes, gbs, etc are all american

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

quakster posted:

tumblr, reddit, twitter, 4chan, tvtropes, gbs, etc are all american

France is French.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

tomstuart posted:

some more good republican names

Saxby Chambliss

Reince Priebus

Stacy Campfield

Connie Mack IV

Tucker Bounds

Pierce Bush

Piyush “Bobby” Jindal

clement leroy "butch" otter

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

quakster posted:

did the batshit ultimates marvel ever get to have a fist fight with cap classic, that might've been fun

I stopped following Ultimate Marvel outside of Ult. Spider-man literally 10 years ago but they might, cause part of the whole big "Secret Wars" event going on literally right now is that regular Marvel and Ultimate Marvel's Earths are colliding and the end result is going to be a remade universe that's easier to follow and easier to test pilot film ideas.

burritolingus posted:

Sorry, but the first one is catchier and better.

Well yeah it was written by the same bastard who gave us Kick-rear end, Wanted, and Kingsmen: The Secret Service. The dude is a goddamn pro at providing catchy poo poo retards like.

Junkfist posted:

Comic books are for retards and the French are notorious degenerates.

Junkfist posted:

France is French.

Case in point.

The truth will never be as sexy as the soundbite, which is something the GOP has known for decades and the Dems only really caught onto with Obama.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
A retard needs "firm and clear rebuttals" from their manchild pornography so they can weave it into their autistic worldview.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
republicans are the ones who hate gays but then get caught snorting meth off of a gay man's bottom

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Junkfist posted:

A retard needs "firm and clear rebuttals" from their manchild pornography so they can weave it into their autistic worldview.

That reasoning only works when you have a fairly autistic worldview of your own.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
The French were too dumb to build a giant wall to completion so the Germans just went around it I'm glad American soldiers of varying ethnicities improved the gene pool with their cum.

The Republican Border Fence would never be that dumb and/or gay.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

republicans are the ones who hate gays but then get caught snorting meth off of a gay man's bottom

Anyone who hates gays is a closet-case in denial

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