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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
the greatest marketing scheme ever pulled on Americans was when the GOP convinced everyone that "Republican" and "Christian" are interchangeable terms. Obviously this was most prominent in the 80s but its effects continue to poison our politics

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Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
I have it on good authority they're setting in motion the grand plan to absorb all the Jews too.

But first they need to engineer World War Zion

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

EugeneJ posted:

Anyone who hates gays is a closet-case in denial

*fingers in ears*

I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Fog Tripper posted:

LOL at all the recent threads trying to shift focus away from the clown currently running the country.

obbumer looks like a clown without the makeup

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Moridin920 posted:

Pretty much most of the GOP candidates so far have admitted to smoking weed in college or whatever and pretty much all of them are opposed to legalization of marijuana or even medical marijuana. Even though every poll I've seen says an overwhelming majority of US citizens think it should be de-criminalized.

Some of them (like Chris Christie) are straight up going 'if I'm president I'll enforce federal weed law to my fullest ability and gently caress states that have passed decriminalization laws.'

who the gently caress votes for these people

old people who deserve death but science keeps them alive

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Top City Homo posted:

old people who deserve death but science keeps them alive

and then they denounce science

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Hollis Brownsound posted:

*fingers in butt*

I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

mind the walrus posted:

It's almost like they're all playing for the same side in a giant game of bread and circuses.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

EugeneJ posted:

Anyone who hates gays is a closet-case in denial

pretty much, yes :shrug:

do you hate gays eugenej?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

pretty much, yes :shrug:

do you hate gays eugenej?

Nope

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Some people just hate gay people. They don't have to be gay to do it.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

greg sexyvibes posted:

Some people just hate gay people. They don't have to be gay to do it.

Maybe, but every gay-hater I've ever met has been a tremendous human being.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

greg sexyvibes posted:

Some people just hate gay people. They don't have to be gay to do it.

idk who else would care so much about it

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy
I"m happy to vote Republican and feel they better represent my interests than the Democrats.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Idiot Kicker posted:

the greatest marketing scheme ever pulled on Americans was when the GOP convinced everyone that "Republican" and "Christian" are interchangeable terms. Obviously this was most prominent in the 80s but its effects continue to poison our politics

It was older than that since the whole Southern strategy started under Nixon.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Casual Friday
May 9, 2015

iTS HARD FOR ME TO MAKE A SONG THAT iSNT ABOUT MONEY, JEWELRY OR SKiNNY BUTTERSCOTCH BABES WiTH BASEBALL TiTS BECUZ THATS ALL i THiNK ABOUT
Republican party is for people who still belive in god and think they are rich when they are actually part of the 99%.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
the dumb poo poo above me is why republicans will forever be a mystery to y'all lol

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015
The same party that had Dick Lugar, who should have just changed his name to Cock Beretta for extreme dopeness.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Oceanlife posted:

I"m happy to vote Republican and feel they better represent my interests than the Democrats.

Your interests are killing poor people as well? We should go have gay sex in a public bathroom.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

Yaos posted:

Your interests are killing poor people as well? We should go have gay sex in a public bathroom.

I"m happy to vote Republican and feel they better represent my interests than the Democrats.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

bloodsacrifice posted:

I"m happy to vote Republican and feel they better represent my interests than the Democrats.

Describe your interests.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Under the vegetable posted:

Describe your interests.

Stock market
Cabelas membership
Snippets from the Old Testament
70s rock (in a weird way, to the exclusion of other decades/genres)

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Democrat response to the GOP:
Hillary Clinton

Known for:

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

Pretty much most of the GOP candidates so far have admitted to smoking weed in college or whatever and pretty much all of them are opposed to legalization of marijuana or even medical marijuana. Even though every poll I've seen says an overwhelming majority of US citizens think it should be de-criminalized.

Some of them (like Chris Christie) are straight up going 'if I'm president I'll enforce federal weed law to my fullest ability and gently caress states that have passed decriminalization laws.'

who the gently caress votes for these people

The military-industrial-legislative-police complex makes a ton of money from the war on drugs.

And there are people like my sister, who hate hippies and "degenerates", and pot = hippies & degenerates in their minds.

So long as there is a ton of money being made by their campaign contributors, politicians will continue to support the war on drugs. And so long as there are people like my sister, those politicians will keep getting voted into office.

Doc Block fucked around with this message at 17:41 on May 10, 2015

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy

Yaos posted:

Your interests are killing poor people as well? We should go have gay sex in a public bathroom.

Welfare creates a cycle of dependency which leads to perpetual poverty the only kind thing to do is to cut off all welfare and let the poor rise up much like a mother bird pushes its children out of the nest so that they can sour with the eagles

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Fog Tripper posted:

Democrat response to the GOP:
Hillary Clinton

Known for:

It's true. She can't stack up against a b movie cowboy actor or his Connecticut yankee brood.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Slugnoid posted:

piyush jindal



An Indian in whiteface is the least offensive part of this portrait.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
republicans are much more fun to hang around than sissy rear end liberals

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014

Daedra posted:

republicans are much more fun to hang around than sissy rear end liberals

They're a bunch of church ladies. How is that fun?

Casual Friday
May 9, 2015

iTS HARD FOR ME TO MAKE A SONG THAT iSNT ABOUT MONEY, JEWELRY OR SKiNNY BUTTERSCOTCH BABES WiTH BASEBALL TiTS BECUZ THATS ALL i THiNK ABOUT

bloodsacrifice posted:

the dumb poo poo above me is why republicans will forever be a mystery to y'all lol

explain what republicans are about then, if you say small government i will crush you with facts

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

Oceanlife posted:

I"m happy to vote Republican and feel they better represent my interests than the Democrats.

Your interests are corporatism, christian supremacism, racism, unprecedented corruption, blatant lies, warmongering, profiteering, total disregard for facts or any science that doesn't give you a more ways to kill brown people or eat fried meats, and gay sex. So much gay sex. Gay prostitutes count on republican conventions for massive paydays. Put themselves through college with a wierd subversive socialism.

Point is, if you're serious, you're a fascist. Modern conservatism is fascism.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Millions of Crows posted:

Your interests are corporatism, christian supremacism, racism, unprecedented corruption, blatant lies, warmongering, profiteering, total disregard for facts or any science that doesn't give you a more ways to kill brown people or eat fried meats, and gay sex. So much gay sex. Gay prostitutes count on republican conventions for massive paydays. Put themselves through college with a wierd subversive socialism.

Point is, if you're serious, you're a fascist. Modern conservatism is fascism.

Guns. You forgot guns.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
counterpoint; most liberals are more annoying than any dumbass bible thumper

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


You can drink a beer with a Republican and go hunting and they may or may not accidentally blast you in the face.

They might as well rename themselves the Frat Party.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Daedra posted:

counterpoint; most liberals are more annoying than any dumbass bible thumper

counterpoint: nuh uh, also, incorrect use of semicolon

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Under the vegetable posted:

counterpoint: nuh uh, also, incorrect use of semicolon

There you go with your liberal language nazi ways! No tolerance for illiteracy! Hypocrites!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lord of Pie posted:

You can drink a beer with a Republican and go hunting and they may or may not accidentally blast you in the face.

They might as well rename themselves the Frat Party.

blasting a lawyer/lobbyist with a shotgun is the only good dead ever done by Cheney.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



EugeneJ posted:

Anyone who hates gays is a closet-case in denial

my ancestors' village was burned to the ground by gay marauders

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ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
Is a Libtard or Republicunt more likely to listen to Weird Al in the car?

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