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Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

An american man.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Time for the weekly manlet support thread I see

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Did your wife suggest a sperm donor?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm 5'11" and most of the time I feel pretty short.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Sorry OP you should get those shoe inserts that make you look taller

Swizzbutt
Jul 12, 2014

The only people who care about height are extremely insecure

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Maybe you will do better in your next life. In the meantime you should just work on becoming a woman or something so you won't be short anymore.

clamsthe1st
Mar 21, 2015

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

it's okay to be short

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Im tall for a chick.

Height happens OP.

clamsthe1st
Mar 21, 2015
As an Amecican man of average height (6'8") I hardly ever feel insecure.
here is a pic of me. Pleaz don't be mean. I'll shoot you

clamsthe1st
Mar 21, 2015

mdm posted:

Did your wife suggest a sperm donor?

what is a wife?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
have you considered killing yourself in the hope that you will be reincarnated as a taller man or perhaps an endless succession of livestock for slaughter?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Get over it god drat you

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Neukoln19 posted:

Get over it god drat you
It's hard for him to get over anything at that height.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i read that temujin of the mongols, genghis khan, in his epic conquest, made the survivors walk past a war wagon, and each man who was taller than a certain peg was thereupon beheaded

considering how tall presidents and CEOs are, we really lucked out on that mongol succession thing here in the west

huskarl_marx fucked around with this message at 02:38 on May 8, 2015

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
There are giants a foot.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm extremely loving retarded. Like functionally incapable of taking care of myself. I scream at the sound of electric toothbrushes and blenders.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

JebanyPedal posted:

I'm extremely loving retarded. Like functionally incapable of taking care of myself. I scream at the sound of electric toothbrushes and blenders.

Electric toothbrushes are obnoxious.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'm tall for a man but I'm bald.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Charles Bukowski posted:

I'm tall for a man but I'm bald.

Bukowski drank and smoked and masturbated himself to death but he still wasn't bald.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
However, many men look good bald.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

a dog from hell posted:

However, many men look good bald.

Shaved head or actually bald?

I dont mind the shaved headed look, but guys with male pattern baldness look like poo poo. The only way they dont look weird is by shaving their head, but then they have that gross bald guy hairline.

Please shave your head and wear a hat bald men.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Shaved head or actually bald?

I dont mind the shaved headed look, but guys with male pattern baldness look like poo poo. The only way they dont look weird is by shaving their head, but then they have that gross bald guy hairline.

Please shave your head and wear a hat bald men.

You are loving more retarded than I am.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Have you considered heels op, most pairs would probably fit your assuredly small girlish feet.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

And that's saying something.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

clamsthe1st posted:

As an Amecican man of average height (6'8") I hardly ever feel insecure.
here is a pic of me. Pleaz don't be mean. I'll shoot you


fake

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

JebanyPedal posted:

You are loving more retarded than I am.

Nah bro, you tarded; Im smart.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Nah bro, you tarded; Im smart.

JebanyPedal coined the Slam Whale meme. Know your place.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Shaved head or actually bald?

I dont mind the shaved headed look, but guys with male pattern baldness look like poo poo. The only way they dont look weird is by shaving their head, but then they have that gross bald guy hairline.

Please shave your head and wear a hat bald men.

I am actually bald and I shave my head so I don't have a the horseshoe. Sometimes I let it grow in a bit so I can pretend I'm Hunter S Thompson.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Charles Bukowski posted:

I am actually bald and I shave my head so I don't have a the horseshoe. Sometimes I let it grow in a bit so I can pretend I'm Hunter S Thompson.

Bukowski was >>> Thompson. Dig the well and bear the fruit.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

a dog from hell posted:

JebanyPedal coined the Slam Whale meme. Know your place.

:rolleyes:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Shaved head or actually bald?

I dont mind the shaved headed look, but guys with male pattern baldness look like poo poo. The only way they dont look weird is by shaving their head, but then they have that gross bald guy hairline.

Please shave your head and wear a hat bald men.

seriously, for real. balding boys just do the Matt Lauer thing otherwise u look terrible, insecure, and oh so desperate.

early greying is often kinda sexy though.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Mariana Horchata posted:

seriously, for real. balding boys just do the Matt Lauer thing otherwise u look terrible, insecure, and oh so desperate.

Hes a cutie-pattootie...

:swoon:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Hes a cutie-pattootie...

:swoon:

i like to believe that almost everybody has the potential to look good be so long as they aren't deformed/disfigured or a survivor of the majority of their body being burned.

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
im not. cya

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Mariana Horchata posted:

i like to believe that almost everybody has the potential to look good be so long as they aren't deformed/disfigured or a survivor of the majority of their body being burned.

Well gently caress.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
6'5" under represent.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
sometimes i wish i was really short so i could be really wide.

like a boulder

i would just roll around everywhere.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

cool tree bro posted:

sometimes i wish i was really short so i could be really wide.

like a boulder

i would just roll around everywhere.

Genetics don't work that way.

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