UFC Fight Night 65 GDT: With Very Special Guest OP

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DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Just watched Hunt v Bigfoot to get hyped for this card

Also watched it for its carnally erotic properties

# ¿ May 8, 2015 06:20

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:46

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colonel_korn posted:

I wish I could embed this, but just click it instead

https://instagram.com/p/2cHOPgRz_e/

Oh man oh man oh man :shobon:

I love you marku hunto :shobon:

# ¿ May 9, 2015 06:08

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~*~*~soul uva heavyweight~*~*~

# ¿ May 10, 2015 01:23

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fan theory: these are just two ordinary guys whose families have been kidnapped and they've been told they'll die if they don't get the finish

edit: did a motherfucker just say dirty boxing like this is a god drat technical clinic

# ¿ May 10, 2015 01:25

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acejackson42 posted:

"Get up"
the best and most succinct advice ever given.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 01:28

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dsriggs posted:

So a 27-27 tie, then?

A truck labeled "Glue Factory" just backs into the octogon as the audience rises to their feet in a slow clap

# ¿ May 10, 2015 01:30

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acejackson42 posted:

yeesssss smilin Sam this could be good.

Loved the Stooges double eyepoke he threw at the camera :allears:

# ¿ May 10, 2015 02:32

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Marching Powder posted:

Man making money right there

Yeah this is how you cut a loving MMA promo and make me fall in love :neckbeard:

# ¿ May 10, 2015 02:46

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Meowbot posted:

What did I miss sam alvey do? I saw his interview and more than likely he knocked someone out? Sam Alvey pretty mcuh owns.

He knocked Dan Kelly tits over tea kettle like three times as through t'were some circus performance

# ¿ May 10, 2015 02:48

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I like that this guy is calling out the judges on the split so we know we can cuss at them by name

# ¿ May 10, 2015 03:18

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I walked away to make bacon and I missed a man get his head blown off

# ¿ May 10, 2015 03:44

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Mark Hunt is 41? I thought the jews built him to defend Jerusalem much longer ago than that.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 03:52

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EvanSchenck posted:

Prague. In the story, it's Prague. Cool ref tho

Yeah I couldn't remember and then went to wikipedia and just sort of scrolled around until I read this bit and just sort of went with it but thanks

edit: on an unrelated note, Washingtonians should totally check out Liberty Reach's Blue Dream CO2 Wax

DoombatINC fucked around with this message at 04:12 on May 10, 2015

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:10

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EvanSchenck posted:

well now I feel bad, it was a good joke

It's a shame there's no Rogan or we could hear all about Strikeforce gloves again :allears:

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:18

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This is the one time I wish a fighter actually had the nickname Pitbull because, well

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:19

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Anthony "Zoobooks" Perosh

Every promo is new animal facts :allears:

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:33

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Perosh could be heard complaining about the stoppage in the form of a chilly wind through the octagon because he died standing on this very day in this very spot

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:36

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RACHET posted:

Never seen someone push a book

To Light Us, To Guard Us (The Angel War Book 1) [Kindle Edition]

quote:

There are Angels among us�. Demons too... In Brazil, a Vatican emissary is felled by a mysterious illness and awakes as an Angel�. In Las Vegas, the world�s wealthiest man manifests devilish abilities�. Clandestine organizations reveal themselves for the first time as men and women are transformed into creatures of Biblical myth�. All over the world the virtuous and wicked are recruited to fight a battle with Apocalyptic consequences, while at home in Utah one father must choose a side and fight for the survival of the ones he loves. The ultimate battle between good and evil -Heaven and Hell- has begun on Earth.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:40

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I just realized how easy it is to win me over by wearing the Mortal Kombat logo

I'm not even resisting that instinct, I'm just noting it down

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:47

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There have been so many good rear end finishes tonight, they're loving fools for not having made the prelims FS1 and the main card PPV, motherfucking fools

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:53

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1st AD posted:

Too bad Carmont isn't still around.

don't even joke about that

# ¿ May 10, 2015 04:54

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Goooo Half-Titty Hunt

# ¿ May 10, 2015 05:14

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I hope they have a Ziploc full of macaroni and cheese in case of emergency :ohdear:

# ¿ May 10, 2015 05:22

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Come on Mark Hunt, believe in yourself and your friends and your skills as a pokemon trainer

# ¿ May 10, 2015 05:27

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A lot of fighting dads fighting bads

# ¿ May 10, 2015 05:34

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JHomer722 posted:

What was the doctor telling the ref?

"I have no idea how the anatomy works on members of the Fantastic Four"

edit: oh good they stopped it

# ¿ May 10, 2015 05:45

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MacDougall posted:

Hunt was not his usual self even before being brutally destroyed. He came out and looked gassed after he threw one punch.

At the start of the fight they mentioned that Hunt had a rough weight cut, I didn't think anything of it until he started getting beaten to death for the next eighteen minutes

# ¿ May 10, 2015 05:55

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:46

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Marching Powder posted:

a rough weight cut doesn't explain not being able to throw a full paced punch at all without a renan bath incident

It takes a lot from a man to sweat out that much chicken and cheese

# ¿ May 10, 2015 05:59

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