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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
dominant lesbians exist

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Why don't you take yr fancy book learning on back to faggotsville, op

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

As passionate about red pill as they are, you'd think it had a solution to the problem. Nope. Just an explanation for WHY girls hate them.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
:gas:

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
theredpill is bad, but you dont need to think about it this much

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

homos are the ultimate betas

I would have thought that homos were apex predators in red pill philosophy. Dominating the dominators.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Pvt.Scott posted:

I would have thought that homos were apex predators in red pill philosophy. Dominating the dominators.

they see it as every homo is being dominated by a dominator.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

dog buttz posted:

As passionate about red pill as they are, you'd think it had a solution to the problem. Nope. Just an explanation for WHY girls hate them.

PUA is the offensive part. Red Pill is to intiate undersexed 20 something white dudes in the first place.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
So one of the things that I didn't do well is maintain eye contact when out an about.

I've been testing it out, maintaining eye contact with people as I walk by and it's been interesting to see how people react.

Most people will look at you then glance away quickly, this is what I used to do, others won't look at you at all and a few will give recognition.

People that maintain eye contact back I generally give a small head nod and a 'morning' response, which I'll tend to only get from older men.

Keep in mind I am maintaining a pleasant face as well, I'm not putting forth a hostile attitude. Think more of strolling through a small town and seeing neighbors etc. It's been an interesting study in how it makes me feel as an individual.

I feel more connected to my neighborhood for starters, I am starting to recognize more people than just the homeless guys and my interactions with them are increasing.

I'm a friendly and gregarious person by nature so this isn't overly difficult and I find the reactions I get are friendly and nice in turn.

I'm not staring at people either for the record, eye contact is maintained until either they turn away or a greeting is passed.

If you haven't tried it, it is worth doing and it's a small thing to implement with some quick returns to your self-confidence.

Remember, not hostile but pleasant faced and confident.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
i swear redpill started as an ironic joke but then a bunch of people fell for it and its taken seriously by some people now

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Throwdini posted:

i swear redpill started as an ironic joke but then a bunch of people fell for it and its taken seriously by some people now

Discipline is the basis of The Red Pill. You don’t just swallow the Red Pill once. You take your medication daily.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

Throwdini posted:

i swear redpill started as an ironic joke but then a bunch of people fell for it and its taken seriously by some people now

keep going chucklefuck

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

bluewedge posted:

keep going chucklefuck

what

are you gonna kill me for revealing the redpill hoax

Throwdini fucked around with this message at 23:25 on May 8, 2015

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe

Throwdini posted:

i swear redpill started as an ironic joke but then a bunch of people fell for it and its taken seriously by some people now

reddit's "nofap" community started as a joke and now thousands of sad redditors have a quasi-religious objection to jacking your dick

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Emanuel Collective posted:

reddit's "nofap" community started as a joke and now thousands of sad redditors have a quasi-religious objection to jacking your dick

Porn has evolved to the point where even people with the most obscure, odd and questionable fetishes imaginable (like chopping to Scrooge McDuck banging out Ms. Incredible in BDSM uniforms covered in maple syrup while Scrooge’s nephews triple team Sasha Gray and that chick from Twilight in a ’98 Chevy Colorado with Blue by Eiffel 65 remixed by Skrillex playing in the background) can have their disgusting needs fulfilled (I’m looking at you Kevin. I know that you’re reading this. Yes, I’ve opened that “New Folder” you’ve got hidden in your Downloads section).

It all boils down to two things about our day and age that have turned even the most rugged, robust men into betas: instant gratification and complacency

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

Sonofsilversign posted:

... instant gratification and complacency

i love these

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
i agree but didnt read. sorry. im [playing a game so i decided to post and get back to it

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Throwdini posted:

i love these

If I were still a beta (there are still a few things beta-esque I’m working on, but progress), I’d say these are great and comforting luxuries that we’re fortunate enough to enjoy.

But I’m not and these aren’t.

What these “luxuries” have done to a great deal of us (some RPers are included too. You know who you are. Kevin.) is made every asset of our lives way too drat easy. What an easy life does is it removes the necessity to have to work for anything because it’s all within an arm’s reach.

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!

Sonofsilversign posted:

If I were still a beta (there are still a few things beta-esque I’m working on, but progress), I’d say these are great and comforting luxuries that we’re fortunate enough to enjoy.

But I’m not and these aren’t.

What these “luxuries” have done to a great deal of us (some RPers are included too. You know who you are. Kevin.) is made every asset of our lives way too drat easy. What an easy life does is it removes the necessity to have to work for anything because it’s all within an arm’s reach.

Wait, so did modern society make me gay?

:frogon: Please tell me more.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Thank gently caress. We've been trying to reach this point ever since we were making GBS threads in caves. And now we're back there, but these caves have air conditioning and whatever porn we want.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

Wait, so did modern society make me gay?

:frogon: Please tell me more.

This is something that's going on as I type - if there is a stereotype for hypergamy, branch-swinging, and, of course, AWALT, this girl is it.

A [22/F] is married to B [22/M]. They are young, poor students. A needs some help with some of her coursework, which happens to be in my professional field. A had solicited a few members of my profession for help, and I was the first one who said yes. Worked out a trade where A would watch my pets while I traveled for business.

I came back from a trip about a month ago and A just "happened" to be at my place (she knew full well when I was getting back). Visibly upset, so I asked what was up. At first, it's nothing, then it's problems with B, etc... the trickle truth begins. She eventually starts asking questions about her situation with B that necessitate professional advice (this is important later). Whatever, I give her some advice and she leaves.

Then about two weeks later, there's a knock at my door at about 9 PM. Guess who. More trickle truth, until she confesses the real issue is that B plays video games all day and isn't "attending to her needs." She makes it very clear she wants sex, and even goes so far as to ask me about the best ways of hiding it from B.

So sad for her - she'd gotten professional advice on an ongoing matter, so I'm ethically forbidden from sleeping with her. Pretty easy to decline crazy when your professional license is on the line. She understands, and backs off the propositioning, though I still occasionally get a text asking if I'll take her with me out of town sometime.

Today, I get a call from her following up on some of the previous advice. She's moved out and started a divorce proceeding against B, and asks if I can give her the regulation the prohibits me from loving her. Then she makes a point of (correctly) reading that the regulation doesn't prohibit her and I from seeing each other after the matter is concluded.

It's completely clear what she thinks will happen - she gets to dump Beta-no-bux and upgrade to me, where she knows she would be plate-status at best. There are two obvious motivators for her behavior - sex and money. She's openly admitted to the first, and basically admitted to the second (she wants to travel and stay in fancy hotels on my business card. And, as a side note, I work in the public sector, so my income is a matter of public record. No idea if she has gone so far as to look it up, but I make more in 3 months than both of them get in a year from student loans.).

And for some more interesting background information, she's very religious and openly told me she didn't want to talk to anyone from her church about her lack of sexual fulfillment and desire to get Thundercocked because they'd shame her.

So there it is - AWALT - like how? Branch-swinging hypergamists. She's going to have a rude awakening when she finally lets go and realizes the next branch was all in her head...

TL;DR - I'm-Not-Like-That Girl attempts to swing to bigger branch, showing yes, AWALT.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!

Sonofsilversign posted:

This is something that's going on as I type - if there is a stereotype for hypergamy, branch-swinging, and, of course, AWALT, this girl is it.

A [22/F] is married to B [22/M]. They are young, poor students. A needs some help with some of her coursework, which happens to be in my professional field. A had solicited a few members of my profession for help, and I was the first one who said yes. Worked out a trade where A would watch my pets while I traveled for business.

I came back from a trip about a month ago and A just "happened" to be at my place (she knew full well when I was getting back). Visibly upset, so I asked what was up. At first, it's nothing, then it's problems with B, etc... the trickle truth begins. She eventually starts asking questions about her situation with B that necessitate professional advice (this is important later). Whatever, I give her some advice and she leaves.

Then about two weeks later, there's a knock at my door at about 9 PM. Guess who. More trickle truth, until she confesses the real issue is that B plays video games all day and isn't "attending to her needs." She makes it very clear she wants sex, and even goes so far as to ask me about the best ways of hiding it from B.

So sad for her - she'd gotten professional advice on an ongoing matter, so I'm ethically forbidden from sleeping with her. Pretty easy to decline crazy when your professional license is on the line. She understands, and backs off the propositioning, though I still occasionally get a text asking if I'll take her with me out of town sometime.

Today, I get a call from her following up on some of the previous advice. She's moved out and started a divorce proceeding against B, and asks if I can give her the regulation the prohibits me from loving her. Then she makes a point of (correctly) reading that the regulation doesn't prohibit her and I from seeing each other after the matter is concluded.

It's completely clear what she thinks will happen - she gets to dump Beta-no-bux and upgrade to me, where she knows she would be plate-status at best. There are two obvious motivators for her behavior - sex and money. She's openly admitted to the first, and basically admitted to the second (she wants to travel and stay in fancy hotels on my business card. And, as a side note, I work in the public sector, so my income is a matter of public record. No idea if she has gone so far as to look it up, but I make more in 3 months than both of them get in a year from student loans.).

And for some more interesting background information, she's very religious and openly told me she didn't want to talk to anyone from her church about her lack of sexual fulfillment and desire to get Thundercocked because they'd shame her.

So there it is - AWALT - like how? Branch-swinging hypergamists. She's going to have a rude awakening when she finally lets go and realizes the next branch was all in her head...

TL;DR - I'm-Not-Like-That Girl attempts to swing to bigger branch, showing yes, AWALT.

I'm still confused. Am I gay because women won't get with me and I'm ashamed of my beta-ness, or because I've been conditioned by feminism to think like a woman? :confused:

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

I'm still confused. Am I gay because women won't get with me and I'm ashamed of my beta-ness, or because I've been conditioned by feminism to think like a woman? :confused:

The modern gym is nothing more than a socially acceptable playground for adults. Most people are there to hurp weights and read magazines on the treadmill. After that they'll meet up with a friend over a 600 calorie latte and bullshit about their workout in an effort to convince themselves that they are not a Fitness human being. The easiest way to spot a Fitness human being is by their baby hands. Fitness Faggots don't actually lift so instead of calloused Iron Hands of Hatred they have soft silky smooth baby bitch hands. I highly recommend calling out Fitness Faggots. Doing so will increase your testosterone, eases overcrowding in gyms and makes the world a better place.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

pretty much every lesbian relationship I've ever seen

this has been proven to be statistically true
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

did you know: giraffes are mostly gay.

you could be a giraffe without even knowing it

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
Like him or hate him Mayweather has had an impressive run. At 48-0 he's one of very few professional fighters who can even come close to making such claims (Rocky Marciano, who retired at 49-0, comes to mind). What's amazing to me is that despite Mayweather's incredible achievement the news today is, of course, focused on his treatment of women:

Washington Post on ongoing accusations of domestic violence

Forbes on how he banned two female reporters

There are (I poo poo you not) 129 recently published articles on the subject of Mayweather's treatment of women on Google right now.

Whether or not the newest accusations are true, one thing is for certain: It doesn't matter what you achieve if society finds any ill in who they think you are.

I don't condone unilateral violence against women but I guarantee you we will continue to see disproportionate amounts of press on this topic and it will be this that is remembered by most in the annals of history. The fact that a fighter's character is such that it makes these claims believable in the minds of the masses seems sufficient to continue to publicly condemn him and his legacy.

(Edited for grammar and the fact that it was brought to my attention that he has prior convictions around domestic violence.)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Emanuel Collective posted:

reddit's "nofap" community started as a joke and now thousands of sad redditors have a quasi-religious objection to jacking your dick

porn and masturbation can both be legit compulsive behaviors so idk good for them if it helps them

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

dog buttz posted:

As passionate about red pill as they are, you'd think it had a solution to the problem. Nope. Just an explanation for WHY girls hate them.

the solution was marriage and monogamy, there is a reason every successful civilization ever has marriage.

humans are a naturally mildly polygamous species, we can see this fact in the way men are larger than women. there are larger differences in the size ratio between male/females of a species the less monogamous that species is. unfortunately this mild polygamy gets amplified by civilization, where one man can out-compete a large percentage of his fellows due to the hierarchical nature of civilization. this can obviously cause problems if lots of men go without wives and become frustrated enough to rebel, that's why almost all civilizations ban or really discourage multiple wives.

i'm not a MRA by any means, but i do think that marriage is an important social good, and that monogamy should be encouraged for every ones benefit.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

homos are the ultimate betas

Not in our budding gay fascist republic

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Rutibex posted:

this can obviously cause problems if lots of men go without wives and become frustrated enough to jack off to children's cartoons.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Rutibex posted:

the solution was marriage and monogamy, there is a reason every successful civilization ever has marriage.

humans are a naturally mildly polygamous species, we can see this fact in the way men are larger than women. there are larger differences in the size ratio between male/females of a species the less monogamous that species is. unfortunately this mild polygamy gets amplified by civilization, where one man can out-compete a large percentage of his fellows due to the hierarchical nature of civilization. this can obviously cause problems if lots of men go without wives and become frustrated enough to rebel, that's why almost all civilizations ban or really discourage multiple wives.

i'm not a MRA by any means, but i do think that marriage is an important social good, and that monogamy should be encouraged for every ones benefit.
those goddamn sluts are distorting the sexual marketplace

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010

Rutibex posted:

the solution was marriage and monogamy, there is a reason every successful civilization ever has marriage.

humans are a naturally mildly polygamous species, we can see this fact in the way men are larger than women. there are larger differences in the size ratio between male/females of a species the less monogamous that species is. unfortunately this mild polygamy gets amplified by civilization, where one man can out-compete a large percentage of his fellows due to the hierarchical nature of civilization. this can obviously cause problems if lots of men go without wives and become frustrated enough to rebel, that's why almost all civilizations ban or really discourage multiple wives.

i'm not a MRA by any means, but i do think that marriage is an important social good, and that monogamy should be encouraged for every ones benefit.

:biotruths:

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
reading reddit comments opened my mind to just how rampant autism is online.

like holee gently caress you are this serious right now about battery life and acceptable word use wow

e: no offense to autistic folks, I'm sure you're p cool offline maybe

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Spatial posted:

those goddamn sluts are distorting the sexual marketplace

not really, it's civilization that distorts it (though I hate market based analogies)


there are such things as biotruths, but as humans we have reason and the ability to overcome them. we suppress our natural urges for the good of society all the time, why not sexually? sexual regulation is an even more basic component of civilization than marrage. there are a few advanced civilization that manage some limited legal polygamy. there are zero civilizations that do not require you to cover your genitals in public, only the very most primitive people do not.

if you don't think that encouraging monogamy is the best possible solution for the most possible people than I am open to alternative suggestions :shrug:

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

h2oxaddict posted:

reading reddit comments opened my mind to just how rampant autism is online.

like holee gently caress you are this serious right now about battery life and acceptable word use wow

e: no offense to autistic folks, I'm sure you're p cool offline maybe

some offense taken

*plays chess for 20 hours straight to contain the pain*

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Rutibex posted:

not really, it's civilization that distorts it (though I hate market based analogies)


there are such things as biotruths,

are you related to the op

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

Rutibex posted:

there are such things as biotruths, but as humans we have reason and the ability to overcome them. we suppress our natural urges for the good of society all the time, why not sexually? sexual regulation is an even more basic component of civilization than marrage. there are a few advanced civilization that manage some limited legal polygamy. there are zero civilizations that do not require you to cover your genitals in public, only the very most primitive people do not.

epic this. marriage = 1 man + 1 woman

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
lmao though but on the real, TRP is an embarrassingly weak interpretation of Darwinian evolution

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

Throwdini posted:

epic this. marriage = 1 man + 1 woman

primitave people don't get this yet

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