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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
it's actually really good and if you don't think so you should study it out

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Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Its bad

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

when you're right you're right op

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i think it's a fun movie but it's okay if you don't like it and i can see why

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

concerned mom posted:

it's actually really good and if you don't think so you should study it out

lies

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
i enjoyed it. you can't really remake alien/s because people are so invested in what it was, i get that, im the same about some series. but you can cram the same kind of drama and suspense into one of them newfangled 3d smellovision movies and still have it generally work.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Its like a fun adventure story that takes you to strange lands.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:


Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I give it 5 bags of popcorn.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's the best movie you could possibly make from a really bad script.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

concerned mom posted:

it's actually really good and if you don't think so you should study it out

Its poo poo op

Not even internally consistent


Lol wtf is up with the goo, just magic powers

And lol @the cartographers getting lost immediately after they do a scene of hey lets map this peep this sweet dronez we got playboi

E:fking jumping zombie goo man lol

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Nanomashoes posted:

I give it 5 bags of popcorn.

I think a big action film like this should of had someone like TOm Cruise in in, but I also give it 5 bags of popcorn and I'll also give it a robot too, because one of the people was a robot.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Waroduce posted:

Its poo poo op

Not even internally consistent


Lol wtf is up with the goo, just magic powers

And lol @the cartographers getting lost immediately after they do a scene of hey lets map this peep this sweet dronez we got playboi

E:fking jumping zombie goo man lol

Yeah but if you look past all that it's a really good movie.

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)
it was seriously stupid and awful to take the giant fossilized elephant alien mummy from the first movie but it was actually a suit!!!! and it was actually a humanoid that seeded life in the universe oe some poo poo

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




bonvivant posted:

it was seriously stupid and awful to take the giant fossilized elephant alien mummy from the first movie but it was actually a suit!!!! and it was actually a humanoid that seeded life in the universe oe some poo poo

lol @ people who care about things like that

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
oblig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
op don't lie just to stimulate discussion. Prometheus is complete and utter poo poo wrapped in one of the best presentations I've seen of anything. It may be very expensive and well made poo poo, but it's still poo poo.

Zoologist killed by dangerous-looking alien cock he could've easily walked away from

Mapping expert with mapping robots gets lost

People didn't evolve from Monkeys, they evolved from the alien that ate the black goo things

The characters, in an open space, choose to outrun the giant wheel of death instead of RUNNING TO THE loving SIDE

this thread

utter poo poo, all of it

Mr.Smiley4 fucked around with this message at 14:19 on May 8, 2015

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Movie was good and great at the cinema in 3 dimensions op

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
That dude at the bgeining should have just jacked off into the waterfall. Would have made more sense imho.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

ChogsEnhour posted:

That dude at the bgeining should have just jacked off into the waterfall. Would have made more sense imho.

just like ur dad imho

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

concerned mom posted:

just like ur dad imho

His dad should have jacked off into a frying pan

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
We haven't even gotten into how David the android is simultaneously loving stupid and seemingly omniscient throughout the movie. Biggest waste of an interesting character since Doctor Phlox on Enterprise.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Weird mix of think-piece pretension and action-movie tropes. This movie will make you question our very assumptions about humanity's place in the universe and also a retarded biologist decides to pet an alien snake.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
Anyone who likes this movie is a big dumb baby. Hth

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online
it was really bad but then again it had Idris Elba playing an accordion so i dunno op

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
It looked like it was gonna be cool from the trailers.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
oh wow, people in GBS feel very strongly about something

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
The surgery scene was really good that is about all.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
ancient aliens is dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
its shite.
rating of 5 turds.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Androids that bleach their "hair"
the entire plot could be summed up as : Kill whitey.
practically sentinent adroid, but no cyborgisation.
as mentioned above, lets not veer left or right, lets just run straight on.
and many more dumb moments in an otherwise ok film.

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely
It's the best movie with an alien squid-baby abortion sequence that I've ever seen part of.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
poo poo script, good cinematography, still better than alien resurrection

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Degenerate Star posted:

It's the best movie with an alien squid-baby abortion sequence that I've ever seen part of.

yeah, it beat splice by miles.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the movie follows characters unintelligently stumbling from one scene to the next

but who cares this conversation is retarded its 2015

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

People didn't evolve from Monkeys, they evolved from the alien that ate the black goo things
more like monkeys evolved from the alien that ate the black goo thing

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
It's on channel 4 now remind yourself how good it is (hint: 9/10)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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all movie reviews are retrospective you dumb fucker

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I watched it, thought it looked good and was ok and never think about it until people post threads about it and then I think "hmmmm it was ok I enjoyed it but it occurs to me I never think about it..."

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