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numberoneposter posted:if your biggest complaint is that they should have ran sideways they you must be one of those people who contributes to the GOOFS section in IMDB and you should hate yourself. They could have least tried is all I am saying, like just do a roll, if nothing else you gave it a go and it's probably feel pretty good too
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i guess it's b/c it's scifi, but there's a lot of sperging over prometheus. a lot more than most scifi films, too. i mean the matrix was a pretty big deal and it had more plot holes & stupid poo poo than most movies but no one even remembers them. i guess it was just fun and prometheus really wasn't.
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May 11, 2015 22:14
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Yes but the Matrix wasn't trying to be all that intellectual ... oops uh
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Flesh Forge posted:Yes but the Matrix wasn't trying to be all that intellectual ... oops uh in the movie its simple he literally gets out of the matrix
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May 11, 2015 22:22
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each matrix just got better and better
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nimh posted:Why?: The Movie  and telling people "there is no plan, none of it is going to be wrapped up or make sense in any way whatsoever" and then getting to gloat about being 100% right. 
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Tujague posted:See, this is why you should decide from the beginning if you're making a stupid space monster movie or a 'makes you think' space movie. If you try to slop it up the middle, you get some Mommy's Special Little Fatass who leaves the theater feeling smart and defends it to the bitter end because he got a good score on a standardized test back when his BMI was double digits This is a page back but isn't a healthy bmi double digits? Like if your bmi is 9 you're dangerously underweight
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May 11, 2015 22:53
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yeah something like 18-21 is healthy right? lol
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May 11, 2015 22:54
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a BMI of 9 and you will look ripped if you are strong im like at 13 or something and wish i could get a bit lower its hard  life is hard
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May 11, 2015 22:59
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"But what about all this evidence and poo poo?" "No none of that matters. This other bullshit is true because it is what I CHOOSE to believe" Well I choose to believe your boyfriend turned into a zombie and died painfully because he was a retard idiot douche.
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numberoneposter posted:a BMI of 9 and you will look ripped if you are strong a bmi of 9 would mean you are 180 cm tall and weigh 30 kg. altho i guess stick insects are pretty strong
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Amarcarts posted:"But what about all this evidence and poo poo?" the camera does not get to turn around and show people rolling their eyes its just end scene
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Dyna Soar posted:a bmi of 9 would mean you are 180 cm tall and weigh 30 kg. altho i guess stick insects are pretty strong
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May 11, 2015 23:21
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Nothing stirs up GBS more than a prometheus thread. Noomirapace.gif *close thread*
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May 11, 2015 23:35
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Did anyone watch that video I posted it's really good fyi
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naem posted:Did anyone watch that video I posted it's really good fyi Yeah it was really good
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concerned mom posted:The running in straight line thing is funny because imagine your average goon in that situation and realise that most people wouldn't have the faintest clue what to do I can totally buy people in a blind panic running away from the rolling spacecraft but they had spent part of the movie building up Meredith Vickers to be this cool collected ice lady who always looks out for number one, then the movie blew it's wad by having her get squashed like Wile E. Coyote. Why bother giving her those character traits if she was just going to die like a chump? Unless I've missed some sort of deeper meaning by being too  Dyna Soar posted:it would have been pretty funny if the chick would have dodged to the side and impaled herself on something. why the hell didn't they do that Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 06:38 on May 12, 2015 |
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May 12, 2015 02:06
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We should do one of these for Inception. I'd love to hear whatever fucktard explain how everything made perfect obvious sense in that crap cake of a movie once he gritted his Dr. Pepper-stained teeth and imagined so much off-screen made-up horseshit that he came out the other side smarter than everyone else on Earth
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I am going to abort this thread with the help of a machine, and immediatly run away from it.
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why are you faggots defending promethius it was a crap flick
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Tujague posted:We should do one of these for Inception. I'd love to hear whatever fucktard explain how everything made perfect obvious sense in that crap cake of a movie once he gritted his Dr. Pepper-stained teeth and imagined so much off-screen made-up horseshit that he came out the other side smarter than everyone else on Earth Cmon be fair, Inception wasn't poo poo because it didn't make sense. It was poo poo because Christopher Nolan is a humorless hack with illusions of grandeur.
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Tujague posted:We should do one of these for Inception. I'd love to hear whatever fucktard explain how everything made perfect obvious sense in that crap cake of a movie once he gritted his Dr. Pepper-stained teeth and imagined so much off-screen made-up horseshit that he came out the other side smarter than everyone else on Earth who's done that in this thread though? you don't need to imagine much in prometheus, other than where the super monster got it's body mass (who cares lol). i haven't seen inception but what i've heard it's a lot worse than prometheus when it comes to a nonsensical plot.
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Entropic posted:I still feel residual smugness over refusing to watch just kill urself and ur famil right now cuz there wont be any wrap up or overarching sense of purpose at the end of your life either
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Tujague posted:We should do one of these for Inception. I'd love to hear whatever fucktard explain how everything made perfect obvious sense in that crap cake of a movie once he gritted his Dr. Pepper-stained teeth and imagined so much off-screen made-up horseshit that he came out the other side smarter than everyone else on Earth inception blew my miiiind, man by how dumb it was
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Why can't nerds enjoy nice moving pictures without arguing about dumb poo poo. Yeah goo pregnant robot rappelling gently caress you
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Dyna Soar posted:i guess it's b/c it's scifi, but there's a lot of sperging over prometheus. a lot more than most scifi films, too. i mean the matrix was a pretty big deal and it had more plot holes & stupid poo poo than most movies but no one even remembers them. i guess it was just fun and prometheus really wasn't. 99% of the bullshit plot holes happened in the sequels. If you ever go back and re-watch the Matrix, it feels like a film noir that wasn't made by the Wichowksis. Everything other than a neat car chase after that suuuuuucks.
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that five hours long car chase of tedium was easily the worst thing about the matrix sequels but yeah, the original matrix was just "dude, what if we lived in virtual reality - and didnt know about it!", pretty straightforward
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The Matrix is another film I haven't seen, I am not good at this
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peter gabriel posted:The Matrix is another film I haven't seen, I am not good at this Wait a couple years and it'll get rebooted.
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The whachoski haven't made anything worth watching since matrix 1
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The thing that got me in this movie, was that no one seemed to give a poo poo about anything. Everyone was so stoic about going to meet the engineers of life and all that jazz. The lady gets the alien removed in the surgery machine (legit good scene) and then gets stapled back together after it cuts her abdominal muscles. She is able to get around fairly well considering. She then runs into another room full of people and doesnt tell them she just aborted an alien, and they didnt care to ask why she was all covered in blood and alien poo poo. I did like the way the film looked though, it was really pretty with good effects. henpod fucked around with this message at 13:51 on May 12, 2015 |
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May 12, 2015 13:48
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I just started watching it. It's not bad at all.
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a good movie
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ZombieParts posted:I just started watching it. It's not bad at all. hermione dies
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Here is the biological black goo that can create life. It's beyond any human comprehension or understanding... Oh hey it turned that Viking dude into a poo poo zombie. lol!
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that poo poo supposedly accelerates evolution or w/e, so it made that dude superhuman. lame, but there you go.
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Applewhite posted:The movie had solid art direction and decent acting, but lacked a compelling storyline that would have allowed the audience to overlook its various plotholes. It seemed like the situation was contrived specifically to put the characters in danger, rather than allowing the danger to evolve organically from the situation. That's because Scott was making two different movies. He originally wanted to do some cheesy Chariots of the Gods ancient aliens film, but the studio wasn't interested. So he came back at them with "Well how 'bout a new Alien movie" and the studio jumped on it. Then he proceeded to gently caress with the script and sneak in the ancient astronaut film he wanted to do dressed up with a little Alien tinsel so the produces would cut the checks. And that is why the movie is a confused hosed up mess.
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Frankenstyle posted:That's because Scott was making two different movies. He originally wanted to do some cheesy Chariots of the Gods ancient aliens film, but the studio wasn't interested. So he came back at them with "Well how 'bout a new Alien movie" and the studio jumped on it. Then he proceeded to gently caress with the script and sneak in the ancient astronaut film he wanted to do dressed up with a little Alien tinsel so the produces would cut the checks. And that is why the movie is a confused hosed up mess. he's not a secret scientologist, is he?
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Dyna Soar posted:he's not a secret scientologist, is he? No. He just got around to discovering Erich von Däniken, and apparently he's gotten senile enough to find it all compelling or something. I guess that'd make him a prime target for Scientology though, so he may be by now. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 16:39 on May 12, 2015 |
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i wish verhoeven would do the same actually. he's written a book on jesus the historical person. i'd love to see his robocop-ified vision of the life of brian, hah.
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