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fyodor posted:all movie reviews are retrospective you dumb fucker strangely insightful
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nimh posted:the only good thing about Prometheus is Happy Birthday David: See this illustrates what was good about Prometheus (the parts that had David) and what was not good about it (the parts that did not have David)
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May 11, 2015 19:20
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i will address this point by pointMr.Smiley4 posted:Even the parts that did have David were loving awful in places. How did David know how to use the goo-panel to open the door in the ship? DOESNT MATTER HAD DAVID quote:Why did he infect the dude scientist with the black goo, DOSENT MATTER HAD DAVED quote:and how did he know that the dude scientist would knock up the chick scientist to create an alien baby? DOESANT MAATER HARD DADIV quote:dumb the devense rests
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May 11, 2015 19:44
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tbf the autodoc had to have a comprehensive supply of organs and blood and whatever also yeah "two years worth of supplies"
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May 11, 2015 19:58
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that's fair enough if the engineers were super retarded too
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May 11, 2015 20:03
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Dyna Soar posted:you should have paid attention ur really over thinking this DAVID=GOOD thing
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May 11, 2015 20:37
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While there's a lot of really hard criticisms you can level at Prometheus, "Too smart/Too complex" isn't one of them
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May 11, 2015 21:49
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May 11, 2015 21:52
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id also be smoking all the dope/meth my suit could fit and that would explain a lot of poor decisions
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May 11, 2015 21:54
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Dyna Soar posted:it would have been pretty funny if the chick would have dodged to the side and impaled herself on something. why the hell didn't they do that what would have been a good movie is this trillion dollar mission takes off and while traveling, one by one the crew accidentally trips on sharp poo poo and kills themselves due to being too stoned/dumb to not kill themselves and then they get to the planet and its ALL DAVID FOR 2 HOURS
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May 11, 2015 21:59
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steinrokkan posted:we can only speculate that either it wasn't a biological weapon, and people hosed poo poo up, or the jockeys originally didn't intend to destroy humanity, but changed their mind, or... or they hired damon lindelof to rewrite the script and hilarity ensued
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May 11, 2015 22:00
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concerned mom posted:Come to beautiful Plum Island Animal Disease Center this is like a goon EVE corp recruitment thing
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May 11, 2015 22:04
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Yes but the Matrix wasn't trying to be all that intellectual ... oops uh
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May 11, 2015 22:15
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ZombieParts posted:I just started watching it. It's not bad at all. hermione dies
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