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the movie follows characters unintelligently stumbling from one scene to the next but who cares this conversation is retarded its 2015 Mr.Smiley4 posted:People didn't evolve from Monkeys, they evolved from the alien that ate the black goo things
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im an archaeologist hey ive got an idea lets bring ancient things back to life with electricity why hasnt anyone thought of this before im her boyfriend watching her do dumb poo poo all the goddamn time look at that head dude making grotesque faces at her and then exploding yeah i know how you feel head dude
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May 11, 2015 07:43
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toggle posted:when the scientist took off his helmet in the alien spaceship and could breath was the moment when this movie turned to dogshit peter gabriel posted:I didn't understand the ending where that big donut shaped spaceship somehow rolled after the two women and eventually crushed them like why did they keep going forward if they stepped to the side it would have rolled right past them do you still remember anything of the physical world from before you uploaded yourself into your computer
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May 11, 2015 19:12
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peter gabriel posted:I'd probably remember the huge donut trying to crush me because I'd have stepped to one side and it wouldn't have killed me top priority is running directly away from massive things falling down toward you in ways you cant predict
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May 11, 2015 19:17
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:How did David know how to use the goo-panel to open the door in the ship? Why did he infect the dude scientist with the black goo, and how did he know that the dude scientist would knock up the chick scientist to create an alien baby? recognized similarities with alphabets and cuneiforms david had been studying of cultures on earth that had interacted with aliens according to art found by the archaeologists weyland had been financing unethical hasty research at the behest of out-of-stasis and dying mr weyland into the nature of found alien technology and biotechnology why would you think he knew there would be an alien baby
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May 11, 2015 20:38
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Dyna Soar posted:i hope we'll get a directors cut or something.
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May 11, 2015 20:43
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Tujague posted:See, this is why you should decide from the beginning if you're making a stupid space monster movie or a 'makes you think' space movie. If you try to slop it up the middle, you get some Mommy's Special Little Fatass who leaves the theater feeling smart and defends it to the bitter end because he got a good score on a standardized test back when his BMI was double digits no archaeologists no creator retardation no ancient weyland trying to extend his life unethical android stays in the movie though and we can still have charlize theron in her panties wait thats alien they made alien and covered it with stupid stuff
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May 11, 2015 21:36
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numberoneposter posted:the 3rd riddick movie
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May 11, 2015 21:41
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steinrokkan posted:wasnt that drat thing like two blocks wide, it doesn't really matter what direction you are running then
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May 11, 2015 22:06
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Flesh Forge posted:Yes but the Matrix wasn't trying to be all that intellectual ... oops uh in the movie its simple he literally gets out of the matrix
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May 11, 2015 22:22
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Amarcarts posted:"But what about all this evidence and poo poo?" the camera does not get to turn around and show people rolling their eyes its just end scene
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May 11, 2015 23:17
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