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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

this method has worked for me for the past 10 years, so yeah :grin:

Hahah

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Beef Turret posted:

For only 1000-1500 dollars you too can wait 4 years before the good games everyone's been playing on console are released on Steam

source your 2006 vintage quotes

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

-The Internet

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

as always the 707 area code is breeding the greatest generation in the world.

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."

sharp tongue two-for right there

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
Didn't know lowtax was still doing ICQ pranks

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

call the number dumbass

Ok, what should I call it?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i once got a wrong number text asking me for my address so i could attend their high school graduation. i got an invitation a few weeks later but i didn't go/

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Beef Turret posted:

why havent you answered my messages you piece of poo poo

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005


Is he insulting you or offering his services as a a reward for beat him?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
> pak chooie unf

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
lol first world problem op.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
OP i cant help you much and im still reading through your huge post but i just want to say that the brother lee reference is probably about citizen cope's song so we know he smokes weed in addition to doing meth and he has questionable taste in music

hope this helps

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I called the number

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
OP should play real video games instead of button mashing crap for children, imo

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
you should give him his files before he shoots your dog in the face

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Goondolances

BearBlasting
Aug 17, 2013

Blast off!
I did a double take because the phone number is eerily close to mine...

Thanks, Obama.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

call the number dumbass

RCarr posted:

I don't have a phone idiot

I called the number for you, it was ur mom. She said you're a bitch.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

fakeaccount posted:

Ok, what should I call it?

dumbass

kilogram
Mar 29, 2012

Cyborg Senator
This ARG is off to a good start

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
Hello op I bet Xbox has a 'report harassment' function that you should use so they can ban him or whatever X Box Live does. I don't play X box so I don't know if you can personally block him as well, but if you can, do that.


If you don't then congrats on being the Sam for the new Son of Sam

Extraordinary Perdition
Nov 7, 2007
Praxton has sub-par masonry, hth.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Beef Turret posted:

For only 1000-1500 dollars you too can wait 4 years before the good games everyone's been playing on console are released on Steam

yeah but they are free

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
He says the word "engram" a lot, that's scientologist made up jargon. Maybe this guy's brains were scrambled by scientology, because who the gently caress else would use that word?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Junk posted:

He says the word "engram" a lot, that's scientologist made up jargon. Maybe this guy's brains were scrambled by scientology, because who the gently caress else would use that word?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engram

transhumanists maybe? idk

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I stopped reading after the one where this person talks about being on meth because at that point it all made sense.

Nazi ammo >:-|

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Two new messages this morning

1:59 AM
Guess they're not making me a METH dealer, but rather a DEATH dealer, my name is Samson, Son of Sam serial killer, who is SAmmy Davis JR, litterally, execpt I'm just Saxon SOB. The body count is still a-tole, on me, at over 22, not all confirmed.

2:00 AM
KIA, not up to 49 a year yet either >=|


A goon mentioned son of sam on the last page I believe. He is obviously behind the whole thing.

vermicious
Feb 22, 2010

Who is leaving messages on your answering machine?

RCarr posted:

Two new messages this morning

1:59 AM
Guess they're not making me a METH dealer, but rather a DEATH dealer, my name is Samson, Son of Sam serial killer, who is SAmmy Davis JR, litterally, execpt I'm just Saxon SOB. The body count is still a-tole, on me, at over 22, not all confirmed.

2:00 AM
KIA, not up to 49 a year yet either >=|


A goon mentioned son of sam on the last page I believe. He is obviously behind the whole thing.

platedlizard posted:

If you don't then congrats on being the Sam for the new Son of Sam

Something Awful forums user platedlizard confirmed as Dr Praxton

Edit: also confirmed to be a DEATH dealer, not a METH dealer as previously cited

vermicious fucked around with this message at 14:39 on May 9, 2015

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

quote:

make my son a bison girl

I love these messages, it's like some kind of beautiful expanded haiku

EDIT:

unf

General Tofu fucked around with this message at 15:26 on May 9, 2015

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

op you have a poltergeist in your xbox. cleanse it with holy water.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Daedra posted:

you typed all that poo poo that no one will read so that makes you the insane person op

you are a scrub if you don't carefully read and consider every word of every thread like i do

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
who the gently caress cares op, woahhhh you found a WEIRD GUY on the INTERNET that's so craaaaazy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Throwdini posted:

there are satanist cults in usa that recruit kids over xbox live these days. DO NOT REPLY to the msgs or your risking your life. Game safe and God bless

your gimmick has been done better by several other people

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
jokes on you, op. you need to be insane to play an xbox these days.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Add me on Battle.net OP

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I think what bothers me the most about this whole thing is the fact that he spells literally "litterally".

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
KOS, or as some say KOSM, is closest my person dogma

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
4/22 is my birthday its a secret message to me

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I read it all

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