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General Tofu posted:I love these messages, it's like some kind of beautiful expanded haiku Wow hot!
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I had a math teacher who instead of teaching us math told us stories about the son of Sam. We called her mrs. Fear.
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May 9, 2015 17:46
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does anyone have the version of this with megaman
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May 9, 2015 18:11
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op that poo poo reminds me of my friend steve. steve is a paranoid schizophrenic and sends batshit messages to me occasionally. i think he's on medication now, because it went from "i'm going to dig up your yard to find my bass if i have to - i will cut you for nasa" to "hey pal I'm driving a cab. it's boring, but i meet a lot of people. let me know the next time you're in frisco" he was obsessed with freemasonry and lizard men. he also has an old school pager that is still in service as far as i know.
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May 9, 2015 18:33
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so xbox live is a chat thing? i always assumed it was a tv show
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May 9, 2015 19:26
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It's actually a pedophile meet and greet.
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May 9, 2015 19:41
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Stage a meet up with him on Uno
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May 9, 2015 19:59
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Gatekeeper posted:so xbox live is a chat thing? i always assumed it was a tv show xbox live is like grindr for autistics
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May 9, 2015 20:35
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RCarr posted:I don't have a phone idiot this guy has a xbox and pays for a live montly subscription but doesnt own a phone
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May 9, 2015 21:00
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You know what you have to do Help the dude build his mkultra machine so he can engram you to be his mason bison girl before lee has to shoot your dog in praxton's face
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May 10, 2015 00:08
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Did you send this guy an mp3 off your playlist yet? I mean I think it's a pretty loving simple request OP.
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May 10, 2015 02:44
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I read it all same
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May 10, 2015 02:46
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May 10, 2015 02:48
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Harry in Rio posted:op that poo poo reminds me of my friend steve. steve is a paranoid schizophrenic and sends batshit messages to me occasionally. i think he's on medication now, because it went from "i'm going to dig up your yard to find my bass if i have to - i will cut you for nasa" to "hey pal I'm driving a cab. it's boring, but i meet a lot of people. let me know the next time you're in frisco" Same except his names not steve and he doesnt take meds. Been sending me crazy msgs for years
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May 10, 2015 03:21
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OP- I read the whole thing, FYI. I love this kind of batshit insanity. Awaiting further messages with great perspiration. 
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May 11, 2015 01:16
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Should I respond to him? What should I say?
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May 11, 2015 01:26
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Dr. Praxton is on my XBL list, too, and I'm pretty sure he's a goon, or at least added me after I posted my GT in some thread. I've played games with him before and don't remember him being particularly insane and have certainly never gotten any messages like this from him. Now I'm sort of weirded out in a way that might be worse than if I'd recieved the messages myself.
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May 11, 2015 01:32
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We need to get to the bottom of this...
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May 11, 2015 01:35
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Give him a song off your playlist. It's all the man wants.
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May 11, 2015 01:38
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it's probably just a pair of bored goons harassing other goons for kicks
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May 11, 2015 02:05
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RCarr posted:Two new messages this morning Fairly sure these are death grips lyrics
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May 11, 2015 02:33
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RCarr posted:Should I respond to him? What should I say? Maybe start by sending him the name of a song from your playlist? You know, so he doesn't microwave suicide engram you. Whatever that means.  But not actually tell him he's loving crazy.EDIT: I have a feeling the constant references to meth and "alkahol" might somehow factor into this. EDIT 2, EDIT HARDER: From what I can tell this 'engram' poo poo is like mind control and he thinks you can build a microwave-based device to make people kill themselves or something? and he's being initiated into the Masons (or thinks he is) and they're having him deal meth? as for why this other dude came over and shot his dog over an mp3, I haven't the foggiest 
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May 11, 2015 02:38
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Suggestion: Was (Not Was) - Everybody Walk The Dinosaur.mp3
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May 11, 2015 04:42
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This is probably a chatbot that just picks crazy words from a list of crazy words and jumbles them together. Right...? 
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May 11, 2015 04:47
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Hey, just a heads-up OP, you said you typed all of this out. You DO know that you can just log in to xbox.com and read your messages there? Copy-pasting them from there is much easier.
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May 11, 2015 13:18
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Lol this is the coolest thing I've ever seen
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