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Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
I don't mean like jerking off to porn, obviously that's as American as apple pie. But who has the patience to sit around and watch videos of people loving when you're not jerking off, let alone post on porn message boards, follow porn people on social media, go to conventions, etc. Are these dudes just all mentally ill?

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
eat poo poo you loving human being

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Eat poo poo you loving human being

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Read porno reviews if you're looking for a pleasant evening.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

another goon who doesn't "get" art

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
:buttfame:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I haven't read a porno review since I stole my dad's Hustler at 15. And those were out of date.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i nought a hustler magazine the other day because i couldnt believe it was on sale in aliquor store and i threw it off a bridge for future children to read

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
I'm going to be charitable and assume only some are mentally ill weirdos and the rest are just strung out on meth

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Boof Bonser posted:

I'm going to be charitable and assume only some are mentally ill weirdos and the rest are just strung out on meth

you are the biggest human being in the world

cams
Mar 28, 2003


the message board on the porn torrent site i use seems to have a lot of activity. i'm not going in there but i'm glad they are being autists about porn and doing their best to make sure a wide variety of pornography is available to me for free.

god bless "porn fans"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

i nought a hustler magazine the other day because i couldnt believe it was on sale in aliquor store and i threw it off a bridge for future children to read

You're a hero!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

You're a hero!

i found a oui when i was in 5th grade or so and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

dad gay. so what posted:

you are the biggest human being in the world

(Falls behind on mortgage after buying Amazon wish list items for Polish cam girls)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Boof Bonser posted:

(Falls behind on mortgage after buying Amazon wish list items for Polish cam girls)

k, but yeah, uh, huh?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

dad gay. so what posted:

eat poo poo you loving human being

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

eat crap you frickin butthead

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
i dunno going to a porn convention sounds pretty rad, like going to a giant strip club for a weekend

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Boobs. I mean like boobs and buttes but at the same time there's a certain sadness to women who take their entire self worth as a product of said boobs and buttes

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Neo_Crimson posted:

i dunno going to a porn convention sounds pretty rad, like going to a giant strip club for a weekend

wow , amazing

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

dad gay. so what posted:

i nought a hustler magazine the other day because i couldnt believe it was on sale in aliquor store and i threw it off a bridge for future children to read

put it in a tree in the woods man trust me

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Neo_Crimson posted:

i dunno going to a porn convention sounds pretty rad, like going to a giant strip club for a weekend
haha people who enjoy and patronize strip clubs are literally scum

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
eat human being you loving poo poo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

That's pretty good range for a ladyboy.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

captainoblivious posted:

put it in a tree in the woods man trust me

thats for the kids to do, i dont live in the woods you homo

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Neo_Crimson posted:

i dunno going to a porn convention sounds pretty rad, like going to a giant strip club for a weekend

the only people you're likely to touch are other grubby weirdos, like at a goonmeet.

gently caress... that was terrible.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jfood posted:

the only people you're likely to touch are other grubby weirdos, like at a goonmeet.

gently caress... that was terrible.

worst post in the world right here

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

dad gay. so what posted:

worst post in the world right here

saving grace: no effort

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I watch the whose Naylin Paylin series and fast fwd through the sex scenes tbqh AMA

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Porn fora can be legitimately, if unintentionally, hilarious. Pierre Woodman does his own Q&A board, and it can be strangely addictive to read. I'm not sure which is weirder - the vaguely normal-seeming guys who ask straightforward questions about whether we'll see this or that girl again, or the obviously insane guys who leap at the opportunity to converse with (and harangue) a dude who gets paid to gently caress the girls of their dreams. One gets the mental image of Pierre Woodman waking up each morning in a pretty good mood, feeling ready to politely answer questions about the girls he works with, but by the end of the day, he's utterly worn out and snapping at the guests.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Comically Oversized, Circus Breasts

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
You can get the whole thing for free. Tits, cum pussy, all of it.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TheWeepingHorse posted:

Porn fora can be legitimately, if unintentionally, hilarious. Pierre Woodman does his own Q&A board, and it can be strangely addictive to read. I'm not sure which is weirder - the vaguely normal-seeming guys who ask straightforward questions about whether we'll see this or that girl again, or the obviously insane guys who leap at the opportunity to converse with (and harangue) a dude who gets paid to gently caress the girls of their dreams. One gets the mental image of Pierre Woodman waking up each morning in a pretty good mood, feeling ready to politely answer questions about the girls he works with, but by the end of the day, he's utterly worn out and snapping at the guests.

this guy is hannibal lecter irl

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pussy OP

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
The best porn comments are from people who think the people in the porno are reading them or are obviously using porn as their sex ed

http://spinning3dpornhubcomments.tumblr.com

Plus there's poo poo like suicide girls which sorta markets itself as a myspace to meet all of the alt nude model girls of your dreams~~

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

David Copperfield posted:

The best porn comments are from people who think the people in the porno are reading them or are obviously using porn as their sex ed

http://spinning3dpornhubcomments.tumblr.com

Plus there's poo poo like suicide girls which sorta markets itself as a myspace to meet all of the alt nude model girls of your dreams~~
That link is unreadable.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

this guy is hannibal lecter irl

i cannot emphasize this enough

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

i cannot emphasize this enough

post some tits gay dad!

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TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

i cannot emphasize this enough

Very well. Of course, my friend. I concur, specially and in part. To the extent that we may have any disagreements, let us address them at a later date - perhaps over dinner.

(cue aleatoric transitional music, under a food preparation montage shot in the style of Joel Peter Witkin)

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