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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Caramel Machiato?



Pizza?


Selling out a nations national secrets?


Objectify people ITT

ITT

















Lets stop doing ITT

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cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
objectifying people is wrong OP. What if they were your daughter or son. Do you feel any shame anymore?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

cool tree bro posted:

objectifying people is wrong OP. What if they were your daughter or son. Do you feel any shame anymore?

Cant have kids. Dont give no craps.

:dance:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sure OP

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
cobie smulders is pretty good looking fyi guys

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
you will never be a real woman, preopmonkey

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Horniest Manticore posted:

you will never be a real woman, preopmonkey

Thats ok, im cooler than most normal chicks.

Yay life experience!

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

psyopmonkey posted:

Cant have kids. Dont give no craps.

:dance:

im sorry you cant have kids. one day medical science will give you the ability to gestate human life op. just keep doing cardio and live for another 80 years.

although no offense you are a goon. i dunno if you should have kids. have any goons here had successful non-hosed up kids?

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

cool tree bro posted:

one day medical science will give you the ability to gestate human life op.

Imagine being able to grow a human inside your rear end. What world that would be.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats ok, im cooler than most normal chicks.

Yay life experience!



having your dick chopped off is certainly an experience, though not really the good character-building kind

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cool tree bro posted:

although no offense you are a goon. i dunno if you should have kids. have any goons here had successful non-hosed up kids?

Oh gently caress.... :gonk: Generational Goons!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

cool tree bro posted:

im sorry you cant have kids. one day medical science will give you the ability to gestate human life op. just keep doing cardio and live for another 80 years.

although no offense you are a goon. i dunno if you should have kids. have any goons here had successful non-hosed up kids?

Im not having kids dude.

Im a fun loving, cat person, living in portland.

Why would I ruin that with kids? Kids are assholes.



Real talk, post stupid gifs of weird poo poo or something. The internet doesnt need to be serious.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Horniest Manticore posted:

having your dick chopped off is certainly an experience, though not really the good character-building kind

you have a serious problem with your brain if you need to be mean to people for no reason

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

psyopmonkey posted:

The internet doesnt need to be serious.

it does when we can make a tranny feel like poo poo

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

lordoftheT posted:

Imagine being able to grow a human inside your rear end. What world that would be.

yeah usually a person in an rear end is fully grown

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

lordoftheT posted:

Imagine being able to grow a human inside your rear end. What world that would be.

We are in that world.

Your mom poo'd you out.

You a turd baby.

:nyd:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

you have a serious problem with your brain if you need to be mean to people for no reason

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

stop provoking me

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Turns out butt birth gives no useful results on google.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I know what GBS likes...

    Big boobs
    The Avengers and comic poo poo
    Nerd crap

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I'm not sure any of these are posts by sultry dames?

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
OP I'm sorry the world sucks for you. Good luck.

Have you tried drinking german beer until you can no longer feel shame or pride. That is what I do every friday night

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

psyopmonkey posted:

We are in that world.

Your mom poo'd you out.

You a turd baby.

:nyd:


Wow, that's hosed up.

Probably going to have to call my mom or something.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I'll probably kill my self or something idk

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

lordoftheT posted:

Wow, that's hosed up.

Probably going to have to call my mom or something.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

stop provoking me

Comically,

Oversized,

Circus,

Tits.

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

e. never mind

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

I'm not sure any of these are posts by sultry dames?

Shhh, have a dame.


Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

lordoftheT posted:

I'll probably kill my self or something idk

Its worth a shot

in the head

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
i cant get hard looking at pics of big breasted women anymore. The internet has ruined me.


Only long hard dicks get me hard.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

cool tree bro posted:

i cant get hard looking at pics of big breasted women anymore. The internet has ruined me.


Only long hard dicks get me hard.

:iamafag:

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

psyopmonkey posted:

Shhh, have a dame.


Its ok, I'm sultry enough for the whole thread, I even put on eyeliner. That's like +10 to sultry points.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Its ok, I'm sultry enough for the whole thread, I even put on eyeliner. That's like +10 to sultry points.

L'oreal Infallible FTW

:bigtran::hf::clint:

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

psyopmonkey posted:

L'oreal Infallible FTW


:bigtran: :hf: :bigtran:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:laffo:

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

I unironically find movies starring this wrestler entertaining.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Speaking of sultry lads, I discovered a new hot man in the TFF college thread.



Apparently he's terrible but idgaf, go chargers

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Speaking of sultry lads, I discovered a new hot man in the TFF college thread.



Apparently he's terrible but idgaf, go chargers

Im not a fan of long hair.



Tats, tude, tallness. :allears:

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

e. never mind

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Oh yeah, boobs...



Zdrastvutye

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