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May 9, 2015 23:34
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I keep telling girls I want to buy you a $5 hot n ready, and they keep not responding. Pls respond.
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May 9, 2015 23:40
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killmeimmafailure posted:I keep telling girls I want to buy you a $5 hot n ready, and they keep not responding. dont talk about it, just loving buy them the drat hot n ready and give it to them, maybe with a nice note on the hood of their car, or outside their front door after frantically knocking and shouting before running away
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May 9, 2015 23:41
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i got married in illinois after same sex marriage was made legal. it was really fun to go to the clerk's office in chicago and pick up the license the day before the ceremony.
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May 9, 2015 23:41
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Because I'm a nice guy and females only want to date assholes and jocks.  
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May 9, 2015 23:44
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Yaos posted:Because I'm a nice guy and females only want to date assholes and jocks. nice comic.  did you draw it?
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May 9, 2015 23:48
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For some reason women always have to leave once they enter my bedroom. Too bad really because my bed has a pretty sweet Star Wars pod racing comforter. Anyone up for some podracing?
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May 9, 2015 23:48
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please try to make your fake answers funny, or just answer seriously. unfunny fake answers aren't what anyone is here to read. e: i prefer serious answers, but i'm up for fake answers but only if they're funny. if you can't be fake and funny at the same time then just be genuine. thanks.
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May 9, 2015 23:52
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Yaos posted:Because I'm a nice guy and females only want to date assholes and jocks. This is good, can we get more Nice Guy stories or should I make a new thread? I honestly don't know what this one is for (voted 1 just in case)
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May 9, 2015 23:52
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itt: goons e/n about how they havent found the right one to take their virginity because they think that explains away their lovely lifeYaos posted:Because I'm a nice guy and females only want to date assholes and jocks. literally gay. you should probably kill yourself.
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May 9, 2015 23:54
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married to my posting career
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May 9, 2015 23:54
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I have no interest in the drama that comes with being in a relationship
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May 9, 2015 23:54
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i'm not entirely sure. i'm always polite to the ladies. i take care of my appearance - got a message from a chick on okcupid who said i gave off a 'humphrey bogart' vibe (didn't reply, she was kinda fat and below my standards tbh). my situati$on is baffling. here's me: 
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May 9, 2015 23:56
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richard was my bf
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May 9, 2015 23:56
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I won't go into details but I assure you that it all makes perfect sense and is entirely my fault
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May 9, 2015 23:56
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im asian btw
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May 9, 2015 23:56
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lorn Wayne posted:i'm not entirely sure. same but thats me not him
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May 9, 2015 23:57
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because i'm ugly and kind of dumb.
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May 9, 2015 23:57
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i was in a quarter of a century long relationship with the same woman and now i want some loving strange
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May 9, 2015 23:57
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:dont talk about it, just loving buy them the drat hot n ready and give it to them, maybe with a nice note on the hood of their car, or outside their front door after frantically knocking and shouting before running away I strongly identify with the hamburgler
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May 9, 2015 23:58
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because not everyone needs to be in a relationship. p simple op.
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May 9, 2015 23:59
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I have no interest in the drama that comes with being in a relationship relationships are often drama free. sharing your life with another people complicates some things, but it makes many more things a lot easier to deal with.
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May 9, 2015 23:59
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GentlemanBrofro posted:because not everyone needs to be in a relationship. p simple op. definitely true, most goons should stay the gently caress away from the opposite sex
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May 9, 2015 23:59
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i'm sick and look really ill
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May 9, 2015 23:59
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GentlemanBrofro posted:because not everyone needs to be in a relationship. p simple op. tell me your red text is true?
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May 10, 2015 00:00
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GentlemanBrofro posted:because not everyone needs to be in a relationship. p simple op. this is the reason that you, specifically, aren't in a relationship? or is this just a general comment?
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May 10, 2015 00:00
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pig slut lisa posted:relationships are often drama free. Please tell me you're joking
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May 10, 2015 00:01
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i live in a smallish town and ive never really connected with any girls so i dont even bother anymore. plus im terrible at dealing with people and get anxiety sometimes in crowds still, not where I dont say anything and act weird, just where I dont want to be around all these people I dont know well. I'm also very cynical with a dislike for most popular things edit: im also not unattractive, not fat and have decent build, and make pretty good money. im just not a relationship person i guess
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May 10, 2015 00:01
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Please tell me you're joking lol at this mra
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May 10, 2015 00:01
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i have a weeping open sore on my forehead that constantly secrets pus, sometimes blood squirts out of it
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May 10, 2015 00:02
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i live in a smallish town and ive never really connected with any girls so i dont even bother anymore. plus im terrible at dealing with people and get anxiety sometimes in crowds still, not where I dont say anything and act weird, just where I dont want to be around all these people I dont know well. I'm also very cynical with a dislike for most popular things *scribbles 'closet gay' on notepad*
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May 10, 2015 00:02
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:*scribbles 'closet gay' on notepad* it would probably make things easier
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May 10, 2015 00:03
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I think you picked the wrong internet forum to ask this question.
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May 10, 2015 00:03
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Hot Karl Marx posted:I'm also very cynical with a dislike for most popular things you're on the right website, friend  (by friend i mean gently caress you don't ever address me directly, serious triggering right there)
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May 10, 2015 00:03
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lorn Wayne posted:tell me your red text is true? pig slut lisa posted:this is the reason that you, specifically, aren't in a relationship? or is this just a general comment?
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May 10, 2015 00:03
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i am but i regret it thanks for bringing up that pain ,op
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May 10, 2015 00:03
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i live in a smallish town and ive never really connected with any girls so i dont even bother anymore. plus im terrible at dealing with people and get anxiety sometimes in crowds still, not where I dont say anything and act weird, just where I dont want to be around all these people I dont know well. I'm also very cynical with a dislike for most popular things You need a wingman. A guy to take one for the team so you can live the dream. I learned this from a beer commercial. It's not wrong.
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May 10, 2015 00:04
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Please tell me you're joking i've had a pretty drama free relationship and it's going on 8 years now  pretty much all my friends are the same. what kind of drama are you talking about/have you encountered?it seems like it's pretty easy for well-adjusted people to have healthy relationships, and even people who have some issues. i think the idea of "relationship drama" seems like a big deal because it's so noticeably wrong, but the vast majority of relationships are drama free.
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May 10, 2015 00:04
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It's probably because I'm a terrible person, OP.
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May 10, 2015 00:04
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GentlemanBrofro posted:yeah, a general comment. like relationships are nice, to look at someone and know they you both mutually appreciate each others existence is a nice feeling to anyone. but the fact of the matter is that it's easy to pass judgement. if a person isnt in a relationship, then there's something wrong. trying to force a relationship is a terrible idea. ah. please answer the question in the title and not the one you want to answer. i'm more curious to hear personal stories rather than philosophizing.
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May 10, 2015 00:05
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