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killmeimmafailure posted:You need a wingman. A guy to take one for the team so you can live the dream. I learned this from a beer commercial. It's not wrong. i can get laid if I want to, its relationships that i cant do
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also i'm not sure how someone would "force" a relationship? just find someone you like and enjoy your time with them.
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pig slut lisa posted:i've had a pretty drama free relationship and it's going on 8 years now The only people I know who have relationship drama or a revolving door of partners just happen to be the ones that are crazy or people cannot stand to be around, it's hosed
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pretty much all my friends are the same. what kind of drama are you talking about/have you encountered?
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crippling mental illness and an inability to function in society, thanks for asking.
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May 10, 2015 00:09
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I'm unsightly and uninteresting.
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pig slut lisa posted:ah. please answer the question in the title and not the one you want to answer. i'm more curious to hear personal stories rather than philosophizing. pig slut lisa posted:also i'm not sure how someone would "force" a relationship? just find someone you like and enjoy your time with them.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:i can get laid if I want to, its relationships that i cant do Tell me your secrets. Actually I'll trade.
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spent my teens and early twenties in serious kinda long term relationships and they were pretty cool but since i'm not married yet and never got to do a whole lot of unserious dating/being slutty i figured it would be fun to do that for a little while. sorry if this is a boring serious response but my love life is actually very cool  i am dating a lesbian now, i've known her for over half my life and she's never been interested in guys but apparently i ben afflecked her as she puts it. i guess that's funny as well as cool.
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pig slut lisa posted:nice comic. Nah, I'm a much better artist than that. Here's my original character Gario.  Here's an old gif of me getting out of the pool, note my package.  I've gained a few pounds since then, here's what I look like now.  Other than being a nice guy, I don't understand why females don't want to gently caress me.
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Gatekeeper posted:spent my teens and early twenties in serious kinda long term relationships and they were pretty cool but since i'm not married yet and never got to do a whole lot of unserious dating/being slutty i figured it would be fun to do that for a little while. sorry if this is a boring serious response but my love life is actually very cool You son of a bitch. Look at this guy
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schizoid personality disorder
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GentlemanBrofro posted:i dont know. i ask myself that a lot, i tend to have massive bouts where i keep repeating "i need to be in a relationship" but then i realize that its bullshit. i just say poo poo like that to pretend thats the real problem that i face daily. the real problem i face is depression, not a relationship. the only reason i took interest is because a friend of mine and i were just discussing this yesterday. i feel that forcing myself to do all this poo poo just to find someone is ridiculous. it should be a natural process, not forced. thanks. it sounds like you're approaching things with some forethought, so that's probably good. i don't think it's wrong per se to be an adult and not in a relationship. it just seems like people in that situation are missing out on a lot of the best life has to offer.
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Yaos posted:Other than being a nice guy, I don't understand why females don't want to gently caress me. yah same, i think it's because we're not nice enough, and we don't use enough words and fancy phrases. like 'procure' instead of 'get' and 'portable multifunctional telecommunications device' instead of 'smartphone'.
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pig slut lisa posted:thanks. it sounds like you're approaching things with some forethought, so that's probably good. My mom has been divorced 5 times.
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pig slut lisa posted:thanks. it sounds like you're approaching things with some forethought, so that's probably good.
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Wow I can't believe how well this honeypot worked. Cheers, op.
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my brother got divorced and he spends his entire time in court fighting for custody against a oval office ex wife who wrongly accused him of child molestation, beating her and threatening to kill her family he was found innocent of all accusations but apparently in the people's republic of KKKalifornia you cant ask the judge to arrest that lying whore piece of poo poo for libel
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just got out of one g. doin me right now
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YOU WILL RUN. YOU WILL loving RUN UBTIL YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOUR DEATH IS IMMINENT. THEN YOU WILL RUN MORE LETS TURN THAT FLAB INTO SCREAMING ABS. PUTTIN WORK IN WITH THAT EXTRA GLUTEN. loving LIFT OP. THEN WE GET INTO MMA OR BOXING NOT FOR FOR THE SPORT BUT FOR THE SCARS. BUT MORE RUNNING. THEN YOU WILL GO TO BARS GET INTO FIST FIGHTS AND IMPRESS LADIES. BUT FIRST RUN RUN RUN GO GO GO HURRY UP
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Top City Homo posted:my brother got divorced and he spends his entire time in court fighting for custody against a oval office ex wife who wrongly accused him of child molestation, beating her and threatening to kill her family lol chill
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Your Weird Uncle posted:lol chill
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Your Weird Uncle posted:lol chill gently caress you
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LeoMarr posted:YOU WILL RUN. YOU WILL loving RUN UBTIL YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOUR DEATH IS IMMINENT. THEN YOU WILL RUN MORE LETS TURN THAT FLAB INTO SCREAMING ABS. PUTTIN WORK IN WITH THAT EXTRA GLUTEN. loving LIFT OP. THEN WE GET INTO MMA OR BOXING NOT FOR FOR THE SPORT BUT FOR THE SCARS. BUT MORE RUNNING. THEN YOU WILL GO TO BARS GET INTO FIST FIGHTS AND IMPRESS LADIES. BUT FIRST RUN RUN RUN GO GO GO HURRY UP pipe down you libertarian moron
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Top City Homo posted:gently caress you Your Weird Uncle posted:lol chill
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pig slut lisa posted:i got married in illinois after same sex marriage was made legal. it was really fun to go to the clerk's office in chicago and pick up the license the day before the ceremony. please check ur gm privilege
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May 10, 2015 00:41
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chill on deez nuts you human being
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i got out of a 7 year long relationship like a year and a half ago and now i just want to gently caress strangers because i lost 100 lbs and now everyone wants my dick
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Top City Homo posted:chill on deez nuts you human being please stop crying
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Your Weird Uncle posted:please stop crying you sure are weird, uncle
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Your Weird Uncle posted:please stop crying ull be crying when in gently caress you in the rear end with no lube human being idiot bitch
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GentlemanBrofro posted:see thats where it becomes more of a problem. to think that a relationship really improves life is something that is very nearsighted, for some that may as well be true and the more the merrier to them. there are too many people in this world to assume that all of them would be better in a relationship. life and human psychology just ain't that simple. thanks again, and i'm not trying to come across as "i'm right and if you disagree you're wrong". i really appreciate the dialogue. i'm just trying to learn about the other side. it's been my experience that pretty much everyone i know had their lives improved by a relationship rather, so it's interesting to hear other perspectives.
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mostly because im a misanthrope, but even when i could stand to be around other people i didnt date much.
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Omelette du Fromage posted:please check ur gm privilege i don't know what my wife would say about that gm part
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Top City Homo posted:ull be crying when in gently caress you in the rear end with no lube - your brother
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lol yr brother touched his kids, no wonder yr a goddamn nutbar yr dad must have decimated you guys
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Top City Homo posted:my brother got divorced and he spends his entire time in court fighting for custody against a oval office ex wife who wrongly accused him of child molestation, beating her and threatening to kill her family you could diagram this sentence two different ways. i think i know what you intend but i hope "beating" and "threatening" are in a series of wrong accusations rather than things your brother spends all his time doing.
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loving lol at you retards this isnt the gbs i know
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pig slut lisa posted:you could diagram this sentence two different ways. i think i know what you intend but i hope you "beating" and "threatening" are in a series of wrong accusations rather than things your brother spends all his time doing. with the way that dude is flying off the goddanged handle i bet its the latter
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Vastarien posted:because i'm ugly and kind of dumb. Yep, this one.
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