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Any man who would give up his liberty for security (i.e. a regular source of pussy) deserves neither and will lose both
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Because I have schizophrenia
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May 10, 2015 12:44
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dont loving do it
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There's a long rear end post that could be written to answer the OP, but here's the short version: 1) I hate myself 2) I haven't had friends or genuinely cared about another person for half a decade or more 3) I've never met a woman who was attractive and single and not incredibly dumb all at the same time 4) I'm 23 and have never even been friends with a girl, much less had a girlfriend or had sex, it's probably too late now
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May 10, 2015 12:57
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Hey op, most people are in a relationship / have a good life. There is no reason to create a thread about you.
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May 10, 2015 13:02
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ChairMaster posted:There's a long rear end post that could be written to answer the OP, but here's the short version: i'm gonna save this in a word document and read it whenever i'm feelin down because this is the most pathetic thing i've ever read and i instantly feel like a mcconaughey after reading it, just cool and muscular and handsome and high and real beefy, bitch
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May 10, 2015 13:04
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Gatekeeper posted:i'm gonna save this in a word document and read it whenever i'm feelin down because this is the most pathetic thing i've ever read and i instantly feel like a mcconaughey after reading it, just cool and muscular and handsome and high and real beefy, bitch You should spend more time in e/n, that's only like top 10% percentile of pathetic things. They get way worse.
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May 10, 2015 13:04
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crippling fear of rejection, op
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May 10, 2015 13:18
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demonicon posted:Hey op, most people are in a relationship / have a good life. There is no reason to create a thread about you.
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May 10, 2015 13:26
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"Nice guy" stories always make me cringe because they remind me that yes those people do exist in real life and they aren't just some internet caricature or whatever
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May 10, 2015 13:27
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Gatekeeper posted:i've been thinkin for a while now that i should start a thread where i help lonely goons find love, i think i could offer very good advice on how to have basic human interactions without getting too sweaty or stuff like that. making an okcupid profile without using stupid words like "sarcastic sense of humor" or "video games", writing 'hi!' messages to people on dating phone match up program apps that people actually reply to, first date basics (what to wear, good opening jokes, places that aren't weird or gross but still make people horny and are good places for dates) and other neat stuff i'm really good at but no one else here is apparently. If you work out girls will gently caress you because of your muscles Is like a irl cheat code
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May 10, 2015 13:46
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I feel better about myself because of this thread.
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May 10, 2015 14:45
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lots of posts happened in here overnight. it still sounds like most of the people who aren't in serious relationships just lack personal responsibility.
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May 10, 2015 14:53
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opus111 posted:theres is nothing shameful in fancying somebody/ Some people act like there is, especially for a fat like me. But then when I "stay in my place" some people almost get offended by me being single. pig slut lisa posted:lots of posts happened in here overnight. it still sounds like most of the people who aren't in serious relationships just lack personal responsibility. I'm guessing I fall into this category as far as you're concerned but it's not that I lack personal responsibility, I don't know what to do beyond losing weight and trying to be more sociable. I honestly don't know how I can acceptably tell someone I'm interested in them sexually. Or does that all depend on how physically attractive I am?
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Benny Harvey posted:Some people act like there is, especially for a fat like me. But then when I "stay in my place" some people almost get offended by me being single. no you're not one of the people i was referring to. you sound like you're on the right track and i'm rooting for you. but a lot of other people seem to be complaining rather than trying.
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pig slut lisa posted:no you're not one of the people i was referring to. you sound like you're on the right track and i'm rooting for you. but a lot of other people seem to be complaining rather than trying. I'm not really sure you should be rooting for me. I'm not even sure I want a relationship and at this stage I feel forced intogetting a girlfriend just to shut people up. I would tell them I'm not interested but I have tried that and people just didn't believe me and thought I was making excuses for being a pussy/ not lowering my standards.
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May 10, 2015 15:32
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Waroduce posted:If you work out girls will gently caress you because of your muscles i work out my sense of humor by posting pussy out the wazoo, man
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May 10, 2015 15:34
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I have a reliable sex train of fun women that I see on a regular basis and all of my previous relationships have ended badly which has made me wary and mistrustful of my own instincts.
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May 10, 2015 15:58
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i broke up with my most recent girlfriend 2 years ago. spent a good 2 years not giving a poo poo or even thinking about her once. thought i was done with dating for a while now i moved to a new city, it sucks here and i'm having trouble meeting people, started posting on SA constantly and missing that narcissistic bitch. i'm seeing a 1:1 correlation here
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May 10, 2015 16:37
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^^^^^^^SameBitter Mushroom posted:Any man who would give up his liberty for security (i.e. a regular source of pussy) deserves neither and will lose both Franklin is correct again! Still looking for a chick with huge honkers.
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May 10, 2015 18:20
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Haier posted:Because I'm a white guy who lives in Asia and am smashing tons of LBFMs. drat, OP, get with it. You should figure out approximately how many you've banged and run the numbers to see if you had (probably protected, but still) sex with someone with HIV 
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May 10, 2015 18:39
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May 10, 2015 19:20
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I have trouble maintaining relationships with people that are deeper than "colleague"
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May 10, 2015 19:22
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cus i am an ugly skinnyfat loser, you happy now op???????
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May 10, 2015 19:23
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I don't make eye contact or physical contact or contact and any sort with strangers.
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May 10, 2015 19:25
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VendaGoat posted:Still looking for a chick with huge honkers. first time i ever used the expression 'comically oversized circus tits' was while bitterly talking poo poo about an ex with tremendously awesome jewbs  miss 'em still
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May 10, 2015 19:35
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Gatekeeper posted:first time i ever used the expression 'comically oversized circus tits' was while bitterly talking poo poo about an ex with tremendously awesome jewbs I knew it. Show me on the doll where the Boobs touched you.
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May 11, 2015 01:48
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I'm a goon with enough self awareness not to inflict myself on someone else.
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Blanketspace posted:because sometimes taking the path of least resistance in life doesn't leave you married Uh, yeah it actually does if you're in a long term relationship you're unhappy in but do nothing about. You wind up married with kids, wishing for a shotgun blast to your face 10 years later.
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Gay Fry posted:Because I have schizophrenia
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May 11, 2015 02:50
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This thread is useful in that it allows you to put your own life in perspective
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I dated a girl for 7 1/2 years and the only way for that relationship to end was for us to end up married and having a bunch of kids or becoming the bitterest of enemies, and she decided loving drug dealers 20+ years older than her was more expedient than loving a loser who was about to graduate college. Now I have health, vision, dental, a 401k and stock options and she's loving a drug dealer who keeps getting arrested for brandishing firearms.
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MrQwerty posted:I dated a girl for 7 1/2 years and the only way for that relationship to end was for us to end up married and having a bunch of kids or becoming the bitterest of enemies, and she decided loving drug dealers 20+ years older than her was more expedient than loving a loser who was about to graduate college. Bet he's pretty cool though
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MrQwerty posted:I dated a girl for 7 1/2 years and the only way for that relationship to end was for us to end up married and having a bunch of kids or becoming the bitterest of enemies, and she decided loving drug dealers 20+ years older than her was more expedient than loving a loser who was about to graduate college. But, you're not bitter.
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VendaGoat posted:But, you're not bitter. I think it's okay to be bitter when your life actually turned out well otherwise. he wanted her to come along for the ride, and she moved on. sad.
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Nagato posted:I think it's okay to be bitter when your life actually turned out well otherwise. Yah, but if she did come along for the win ride he is experiencing, she would either drag him down, gently caress it up or do the same poo poo. Which if she did the last, would be even loving worse, because hey, more committed to the poo poo now that there is money. Dude needs to learn when he dodged a bullet and is better off.
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pig slut lisa posted:lots of posts happened in here overnight. it still sounds like most of the people who aren't in serious relationships just lack personal responsibility. this is me.
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VendaGoat posted:But, you're not bitter. lol give me an example more deserving of bitterness.
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because i wouldn't even get in a serious relationship with me. why the hell would anyone else worth my time? best not to bother looking
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