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goatface posted:What the gently caress makes a polo shirt tactical? In the right hands it can be used to kill a man.
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"tactical" shirts/pants generally just claim to allow more freedom of movement than a normal shirt... but really they just make you look like a midwestern dad
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May 10, 2015 16:40
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Wtf is a fluke
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May 10, 2015 16:59
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Mange Mite posted:Wtf is a fluke Probably a voltage tester of some kind. Which I'm sure he has to use all of the time while emptying trash cans and sweeping floors.
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May 10, 2015 17:01
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im the pristine dm's
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May 10, 2015 17:18
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Somehow the gun makes him less threatening. Like he's flagging that he's a big pushover baby.
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May 10, 2015 18:09
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Nah bro, those things break.
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May 10, 2015 18:50
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In the unlikely scenario that someone attacks you and you then defend yourself, in the court case they will use against you the fact you had a TACTIPEN®™© saying you go around looking for excuses to use weapons on people just fyi
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May 10, 2015 19:26
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naem posted:In the unlikely scenario that someone attacks you and you then defend yourself, in the court case they will use against you the fact you had a TACTIPEN®™© saying you go around looking for excuses to use weapons on people just fyi Ding ding ding. This is correct.
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May 10, 2015 19:32
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The ultimate end of any self defense situation isn't standing triumphantly on a pile of corpses while hot ladies make out with you noisily and commando dude high five you. it's a long court case where a professional criminal uses all the tricks to counter sue you and portrays himself as a "single dad trying to FEED HIS FAMILY FEED HIS FAMILY" and they show a bunch of kids with real big eyes yelling DADDY and then they go "ladies and gentlemen of the jury I present to you the deadly weapon this man used on my single father client, the TACTIPEN®™©" and then that same YouTube video of guys karate chopping each other yelling EXTREEM makes you look like a psycho and you owe your mugger a million dollars
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May 10, 2015 19:40
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Just write them a cheque with your tactipen and then dare them to cash it.
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May 10, 2015 20:12
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naem posted:The ultimate end of any self defense situation isn't standing triumphantly on a pile of corpses while hot ladies make out with you noisily and commando dude high five you. But this is somethjing only white people would buy, so...
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May 10, 2015 20:14
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naem posted:The ultimate end of any self defense situation isn't standing triumphantly on a pile of corpses while hot ladies make out with you noisily and commando dude high five you. Nah bro, just keep a different shirt and hat in your backpack. Trimet police arnt that smart. Hashtag, jasonbournethefuckouttathereafterbeatingsomeonetodeath 
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May 10, 2015 20:48
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in the earlier video the bald man said he has never had trouble carrying the pen with him, but gives no indication of how many times it's saved his life.
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May 10, 2015 22:41
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I want to watch Jason Bourne now Oh wait his gf dies in movie two I forgot, hated that
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May 10, 2015 22:57
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:in the earlier video the bald man said he has never had trouble carrying the pen with him, but gives no indication of how many times it's saved his life. It also repels tigers
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May 10, 2015 23:01
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Is the gun just tucked into his belt? Also whats a minuse?
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May 10, 2015 23:11
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Nice idea if you're into all the martial arts stuff but personally I'm going to stick with my Davey Crockett Tactical Recoilless Fountain Pen.
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May 10, 2015 23:15
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i saw an episode of macguyver or something one time where some dude was in a plane and choking or something and his windpipe was blocked and CPR didn't work so macguyver took a pen apart and stuck it into this dudes throat so he could breathe and saved him can your pen do that? you could be a hero
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May 10, 2015 23:19
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Sidecrab posted:Is the gun just tucked into his belt? Also whats a minuse? I think that's mini usb
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May 10, 2015 23:27
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Sidecrab posted:Is the gun just tucked into his belt? Also whats a minuse? I think it says mini USB. Probably so he has something to copy the top-secret files to after picking the lock on the computer room.
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May 10, 2015 23:27
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Otacon posted:i saw an episode of macguyver or something one time where some dude was in a plane and choking or something and his windpipe was blocked and CPR didn't work so macguyver took a pen apart and stuck it into this dudes throat so he could breathe and saved him That is called a tracheotomy and yes
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May 10, 2015 23:32
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Otacon posted:i saw an episode of macguyver or something one time where some dude was in a plane and choking or something and his windpipe was blocked and CPR didn't work so macguyver took a pen apart and stuck it into this dudes throat so he could breathe and saved him they almost did this in the pilot episode of lost
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May 11, 2015 00:02
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if you are so mentally ill that you live in a state of constant terror to the point where a tactical pen seems like a good idea then a gym membership is a cheaper and a better investment in your short- and long-term survival than joining the Skinny-Fat Sleep Apnea Concealed Weaponry Crew
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May 11, 2015 00:23
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Sleeveless posted:if you are so mentally ill that you live in a state of constant terror to the point where a tactical pen seems like a good idea then a gym membership is a cheaper and a better investment in your short- and long-term survival than joining the Skinny-Fat Sleep Apnea Concealed Weaponry Crew ya lol ok then you get strong and some thug pulls a gun on you. You reach into the v in your v neck shirt but there is no pen there. You are unarmed! Then the thug kills you and your last thought is regret as to not buying the babyfood pen
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May 11, 2015 00:25
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JakeP posted:ya lol ok then you get strong and some thug pulls a gun on you. You reach into the v in your v neck shirt but there is no pen there. You are unarmed! Then the thug kills you and your last thought is regret as to not buying the babyfood pen i bet sleeveless has some big guns he has a gym membership
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May 11, 2015 00:27
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ZombieParts posted:i bet sleeveless has some big guns Guns are for street thugs and gangsters. True samurai warriors wield Pens and shurikans
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May 11, 2015 00:28
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Here is a sick Ninja starter kit for anyone trying to become a ninja. I dont know how these work but I bet they will destroy tons of bad guys http://www.amazon.com/Starter-Kawas...nja+starter+kit
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May 11, 2015 00:29
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Pens are pretty good weapons, but a regular pen works fine. It won't break because you're only going to have an inch of weapon that isn't being held within your fist. They can't break glass though. So try not to fight any glass with a regular pen.
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May 11, 2015 00:47
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The Human Crouton posted:They can't break glass though. So try not to fight any glass with a regular pen. *spitting out craft beer and chips* THIS ONE DOES!
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May 11, 2015 01:49
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psyopmonkey posted:http://www.amazon.com/Fury-Tactical-Keychain-Pressure-5-75-Inch/dp/B007J8LBOU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1431219092&sr=8-1&keywords=kubaton http://www.amazon.com/Fury-Tactical-Kuba-Kickz-Defense-Control/dp/B00ETPGP3S http://www.amazon.com/Strike-Spike-Self-Defense-Counter-Attack/dp/B00BR03EBO
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nnnotime posted:I had no idea Amazon.com could help easily transform me into a walking Cuisinart with optional bludgeoning modes: MPs in a certain area got in trouble for using those boot spikes.
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