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# ? May 10, 2015 05:44 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:the difference is, the nsa really is spying on you. they are only limited by current technology and not any questions of legality or necessity. so, while their ability to monitor information is probably much smaller in scope than a schizophrenic might imagine, it will only get larger with time. The NSA has really done crazy people a massive favor by finally vindicating all their fears, at least technically. Since NSA has probably "spied" on all of us, it's just sitting on a server somewhere and likely won't ever be seen by human eyes. Still pretty hosed up though, wish I was born in ancient Rome or something, could have scrawled about how I was dead and gay on a brothel wall and have you goons read that poo poo on here thousands of years later. I would be a poo poo-posting time-lord.
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# ? May 10, 2015 05:46 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:poo poo-posting time-lord
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diabeetz posted:oval office Inspection Agency Daft Imbecile Agency National Retard Organization Butts And Fake Tits Enterprise Homeland Security
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Dead Gay Romans posted:The NSA has really done crazy people a massive favor by finally vindicating all their fears, at least technically. Since NSA has probably "spied" on all of us, it's just sitting on a server somewhere and likely won't ever be seen by human eyes. more likely you'd have been caesar's official illiterate eunuch rear end-wiper or something and nobody would ever know or care you existed, just like in this lifetime
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# ? May 10, 2015 05:49 |
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Poetic Justice posted:so maybe the schizophrenics were/are actually prophets? nah, they tend to believe that they are being targeted specifically, when really no one gives a poo poo about some nutjob too messed up to even join a militia.
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# ? May 10, 2015 05:52 |
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Probably like literally anything. Jesuits, their dead sister, mice. Mental illness is really ugly.
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# ? May 10, 2015 05:53 |
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you irl posted:more likely you'd have been caesar's official illiterate eunuch rear end-wiper or something and nobody would ever know or care you existed, just like in this lifetime literacy was pretty good in the Empire dude, even the most lowly rear end-wipers could probably scrawl some legible poo poo-posts, let alone an imperial eunuch, which was actually a pretty powerful gig, if you can get past the whole castration deal. Now if I was born in the Middle Ages, well gently caress.
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Dead Gay Romans posted:The NSA has really done crazy people a massive favor by finally vindicating all their fears, at least technically. Since NSA has probably "spied" on all of us, it's just sitting on a server somewhere and likely won't ever be seen by human eyes. <crazy person who thinks the government planted a transistor radio somewhere in his teeth> The government reads my email. I knew it. Okay, I feel vindicated now. I'm done.
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# ? May 10, 2015 05:57 |
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Dead Gay Romans posted:literacy was pretty good in Empire dude, even the most lowly rear end-wipers could probably scrawl some legible poo poo-posts, let alone an imperial eunuch, which was actually a pretty powerful gig, if you can get past the whole castration deal. It was arguable that the scribes had a ton of power back in the day too. Like, the royalty was often too drunk or high on lead to proof reading or anything, so the scribes and messengers could really shape how things went down. It's fascinating reading old rear end documents, in general. not the history stuff but like old court decisions and poo poo. Like poo poo don change mayne E: oh yeah and roman grafti was kinda funny too. Lot's of dicks and std talk. sorta like something awful. One day aliens will dig up the something awful severs and wonder why sonic had such a rabid fanbase, and probably assume he was some poverty deity killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 06:00 on May 10, 2015 |
# ? May 10, 2015 05:58 |
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the Medici family, templars, nondescript "far east peoples"
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Dead Gay Romans posted:literacy was pretty good in the Empire dude, even the most lowly rear end-wipers could probably scrawl some legible poo poo-posts, let alone an imperial eunuch, which was actually a pretty powerful gig, if you can get past the whole castration deal. you irl posted:nobody would ever know or care you existed, just like in this lifetime
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:00 |
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Also the answer to the OP's question is, always has been, and in many ways will always be; skeletonotherkin posted:Jews. killmeimmafailure posted:It was arguable that the scribes had a ton of power back in the day too. Like, the royalty was often too drunk or high on lead to proof reading or anything, so the scribes and messengers could really shape how things went down. It's fascinating reading old rear end documents, in general. not the history stuff but like old court decisions and poo poo. Like poo poo don change mayne lol, "Fascinating, these primitive humans appear to have donated money to the god of Awful Things for the right to express their most terrible inner thoughts. Clearly some kind of penance. They seem to have not yet evolved control over their bowels as well...fascinating..." Dead Gay Romans fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 10, 2015 |
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Odd posted:the Medici family, templars, nondescript "far east peoples" It's sorta like a reverse rainmaker in a way. Like a rainmaker will tell you to pay him and he'll make rain. If there's no rain, sorry you didn't pay enough. If there is rain, boom he's a hero. Similarly, if you get laid off it's obamas fault. The IRS is loving you. There's a quarterback analogy that I won't make here too
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killmeimmafailure posted:It's sorta like a reverse rainmaker in a way. Like a rainmaker will tell you to pay him and he'll make rain. If there's no rain, sorry you didn't pay enough. If there is rain, boom he's a hero. Similarly, if you get laid off it's obamas fault. The IRS is loving you. Thanks. You seem really stupid.
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killmeimmafailure posted:It's sorta like a reverse rainmaker in a way. Like a rainmaker will tell you to pay him and he'll make rain. If there's no rain, sorry you didn't pay enough. If there is rain, boom he's a hero. Similarly, if you get laid off it's obamas fault. The IRS is loving you. the moops
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Odd posted:the moops The moors!
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Also the answer to the OP's question is, always has been, and in many ways will always be; Jesus Christ look at this human being.
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:11 |
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Cold and Ugly posted:Jesus Christ look at this human being. I like the inherent irony in taking the time to capitalize Jesus Christ but doing it to take his name in vain in a comment he would not approve of. Pro-tier poo poo ITT.
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# ? May 10, 2015 06:13 |
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Cold and Ugly posted:Thanks. You seem really stupid. hey now partner
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Dead Gay Romans posted:I like the inherent irony in taking the time to capitalize Jesus Christ but doing it to take his name in vain in a comment he would not approve of. Pro-tier poo poo ITT. no no he's telling jesus to look.
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Dead Gay Romans posted:I like the inherent irony in taking the time to capitalize Jesus Christ but doing it to take his name in vain in a comment he would not approve of. Pro-tier poo poo ITT. moops
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Poetic Justice posted:so maybe the schizophrenics were/are actually prophets? Nah, but a lot of religious prophets probably were schizophrenics. I mean they literally think they were talking to god/god was talking to them/they were god/&c
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# ? May 10, 2015 08:44 |
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mdm posted:Nah, but a lot of religious prophets probably were schizophrenics. I mean they literally think they were talking to god/god was talking to them/they were god/&c what if god is just the future "nsa" that has discovered time travel to gently caress with the people that hear voices. Trolls from the future, if you will
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# ? May 10, 2015 08:46 |
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Poetic Justice posted:what if god is just the future "nsa" that has discovered time travel to gently caress with the people that hear voices. Trolls from the future, if you will Does that make Snowden Lucifer in this analogy?
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# ? May 10, 2015 08:48 |
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man what if schizophrenia didnt exist and we found out that everyone we thought had it just had an rear end in a top hat ventriloquest friend
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# ? May 10, 2015 08:48 |
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"Hey Moses, build me a ship and get all the animals on there, lol"
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mdm posted:Does that make Snowden Lucifer in this analogy? he raped a girl like the demon he is
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# ? May 10, 2015 08:51 |
The OSS.
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# ? May 10, 2015 09:07 |
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Poetic Justice posted:he raped a girl like the demon he is no that was the wikileaks dude
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mdm posted:no that was the wikileaks dude he cut off his dick and became a girl, he's mental, obviously
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# ? May 10, 2015 09:09 |
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Pinkertons
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# ? May 10, 2015 09:47 |
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Poetic Justice posted:he cut off his dick and became a girl, he's mental, obviously no that was the army dude
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# ? May 10, 2015 09:56 |
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mdm posted:no that was the army dude how many of these "guys"" are there, wtf
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# ? May 10, 2015 09:59 |
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Snowden was a dude at NSA who had a thumb drive Assange was a possible rapist who started a website that liked to publicize everyone's secrets Manning was a dude in the army with a thumb drive who is now getting government money to become a lady hth
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# ? May 10, 2015 10:06 |
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mdm posted:Snowden was a dude at NSA who had a thumb drive why are all these people weird rapists tho
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# ? May 10, 2015 10:31 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Tilly_Matthews The Air Loom was a pretty device, you have to admit: quote:Matthews believed that a gang of criminals and spies skilled in pneumatic chemistry had taken up residence at London Wall in Moorfields (close to Bethlem) and were tormenting him by means of rays emitted by a machine called the "Air Loom". The torments induced by the rays included "Lobster-cracking", during which the circulation of the blood was prevented by a magnetic field; "Stomach-skinning"; and "Apoplexy-working with the nutmeg grater" which involved the introduction of fluids into the skull. His persecutors bore such names as "the Middleman" (who operated the Air Loom), "the Glove Woman" and "Sir Archy" (who acted as "repeaters" or "active worriers" to enhance Matthews' torment or record the machine's activities) and their leader, a man called "Bill, or the King". The idea of human behavior being controlled by mechanical means predates the CIA in more examples. This article summarizes the "Influencing Machine" idea in early modern mental illness. http://cabinetmagazine.org/issues/14/turner.php quote:... quote:... William Bear fucked around with this message at 10:54 on May 10, 2015 |
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Poetic Justice posted:why are all these people weird rapists tho most likely none of them are
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# ? May 10, 2015 10:40 |
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mdm posted:most likely none of them are snowden is a RUSSIAN NATIONLIST rear endange is a weird witcher wannna be guy with white hair who rapes women Manning isn't a man no more it's all mind games, bro, come on it should be obvious
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They believed the Office of Strategic Services were bombarding their skies with chemicals from the engines of biplanes.
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