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Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
After you make a big juicy steak on your grill, do you put the ketchup right onto the steak or do you put it on the side, so you can dip it in for maximum control?

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i like to drizzle the catsup across the fries randomly so that every time i eat a fry i don't know if i'll get lots of catsup or just a little or none. its a simple way to inject unpredictability, novelty and excitement into my otherwise staid and unadventurous existence op.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Things that are good on steak besides steak sauce:

- Butter
- Balsamic Vinegar
- Olive Oil

Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.
i like to treat myself every so often with a well done steak with ketchup

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Maldoror posted:

Things that are good on steak besides steak sauce:

- Butter
- Balsamic Vinegar
- Olive Oil

steak sauce, is, in fact, not good on steak

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax

Doctor Shapes posted:

i like to treat myself every so often with a well done steak with ketchup

Sounds delicious :cheers:

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.
I have never met anyone who eats steak with tomato sauce...

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
you get some butter, sautee it a bit, add 1:1 ketchup, then add some balsamic vineagar and cook that up, then some mint sprigs and then put it all over ur steak

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
mushroom sauce if anything. what the gently caress is "ketsup"? are americans retarded?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Lascivious Sloth posted:

mushroom sauce if anything. what the gently caress is "ketsup"? are americans retarded?

literally nobody itt used the word 'ketsup' except you

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
I suppose it is I who is retarded!

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Fetus Tree posted:

steak sauce, is, in fact, not good on steak

béarnaise sauce is

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
sometimes I put barbeque sauce on steaks if they are cheap

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Horseradish on the plate.

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

Maldoror posted:

béarnaise sauce is

This guy gets it.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
The only way.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

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Lascivious Sloth posted:

what the gently caress is "ketsup"? are americans retarded?

my literal retard sister puts ketchup on steak, but she calls it "chep-it"

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Dont ketchup your steak

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

gannyGrabber posted:

Dont ketchup your steak

Yes. Don't ketchup your steak. Steak your ketchup. Dip the steak into a paper cup of ketchup. This guy gets it.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
It should be soaking in it.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Whatever you want to put on your steak, go for it.

I think we can all agree that people that don't put ANYTHING on their steaks are loving assholes. "Ueegh, u gonna cover up da meat taste with A1!"

gently caress you, suck my dick. Then I round house them and start ground and pounding their bitch rear end. oval office whore bitch slut rear end nipple butt cock dick.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i really like a1 sauce and the taste it makes in my mouth. pairing that taste with a juicy s5eak? well, lets just say i enjoy eating those things and turning them into poo

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Is steak the new GBS lol hipster thing?

It's pretty hard to gently caress up a steak unless you cook it to leather. Even well done as long as you don't dehydrate the gently caress out of it it's still going to taste good. Any sauce/flavor/seasoning that tastes good is good enough to eat with anything.

Eat whatever the gently caress you want on your steak, and cook it however you want, and then shut the gently caress up about steaks unless you're asking someone else how they want theirs cooked.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Steak is good with ketchup but mayonase works too in a pinch. Horse radish is also good but it isn't really very hot at all. People who put mustard on steak should be on some kind of list.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
On the plate of course.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you gotta marinate that steak in ketchup ahead of time so the flavor gets baked in

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
i don't like to see my steak in my bowl of ketchup, it grosses me out. completely submerged please

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

a bay posted:

Steak is good with ketchup but mayonase works too in a pinch. Horse radish is also good but it isn't really very hot at all. People who put mustard on steak should be on some kind of list.

i put mustard on my night hawk steak n mac

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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when i am alone i might dip my steak into some mayo

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I prefer ketchup on the plate because it seems weird to dip fries on a steak.

jarofpiss posted:

i put mustard on my night hawk steak n mac



If your steak is microwaveable and comes with other food then it's not as much of a crime to put musterd on it.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i just thought of somethig: sriracha steak :staredog:

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax

Enfield posted:

i just thought of somethig: sriracha steak :staredog:

Ah, a fellow hipster.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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catsup macchiato

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i like to put ketchup on my steak and pineapple pizzas

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I am not a hillbilly so i don't put ketchup on my steak

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
peter luger is a good steak sauce imho

lots of things are good on steak even ketchup in a pinch

and lol at retards or australians or w/e calling ketchup "tomato sauce"

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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Neukoln19 posted:

I am not a hillbilly so i don't put ketchup on my steak

idk you'd think a hillbilly would know how to eat steak

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Lotophage posted:

After you make a big juicy steak on your grill, do you put the ketchup right onto the steak or do you put it on the side, so you can dip it in for maximum control?

I know this is a troll, but that doesn't make it any less terrible you loving philistine.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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i bet dipping steak in big mac sauce would taste heavenly tho

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-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

jarofpiss posted:

i put mustard on my night hawk steak n mac



this looks super good

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