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why am i laughed at for wearing cargo shorts
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May 10, 2015 19:42
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rity peply
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May 10, 2015 19:42
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because you are a gay manbaby
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May 10, 2015 19:43
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actually is cool again op youre laughed at for unrelated reason
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May 10, 2015 19:45
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because neckbeards wear them and anything neckbeards touch must be reviled and be destroyed
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May 10, 2015 19:47
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Gatekeeper posted:actually is cool again op youre laughed at for unrelated reason are jorts cool again to?
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May 10, 2015 19:48
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I wear cargo shorts so I can still karate a man
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May 10, 2015 19:48
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Women don't like things with pockets because they have pocket envy. This is also why women don't like other women unless they're butch. HTH
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May 10, 2015 19:49
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cuz the only cargo u carry in them is ur duct tape wallet, ur pokewalker, and a knife u stole from ur dad's place to act tough
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May 10, 2015 19:49
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Only loving GDI wear cargos. What are you holding in those giant pockets, your virginity?? 
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May 10, 2015 19:50
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Prof. Lurker posted:are jorts cool again to? sort of but there's a difference between cool jorts and lame jorts and the chasm between them is wider than cool/lame jeans
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May 10, 2015 19:50
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Cargo pants and shorts are both great if your hiking/camping/an army man etc, but people started wearing them in real life, for fun, then not for fun just as actual pants, and then all their pants were cargo pants, and then everyone looked like a garbage collector 24/7 and people hd to be like STOP
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May 10, 2015 19:50
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Grew up on Rob Liefelds Cable so I order cargo shorts with EXTRA pockets and have vests specially made covered in pockets AND pouches. Can never have too many places to put things imo
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May 10, 2015 19:51
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i don't like sitting on my wallet because it's uncomfortable and deforms the seat in my car. if I don't wear cargos where do I put my wallet? keep in mind that my left front pocket has a giant smartphone and my right front pocket has my keys.
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May 10, 2015 19:52
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They're the trenchcoat for legs
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May 10, 2015 19:54
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City of Tampa posted:i don't like sitting on my wallet because it's uncomfortable and deforms the seat in my car. if I don't wear cargos where do I put my wallet? keep in mind that my left front pocket has a giant smartphone and my right front pocket has my keys. your keys are in your pocket while you sit in your car? don't feed this obvious troll
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May 10, 2015 19:56
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Aesop Poprock posted:sort of but there's a difference between cool jorts and lame jorts and the chasm between them is wider than cool/lame jeans this guy knows a thing or two about a thing or two
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May 10, 2015 19:58
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City of Tampa posted:i don't like sitting on my wallet because it's uncomfortable and deforms the seat in my car. if I don't wear cargos where do I put my wallet? keep in mind that my left front pocket has a giant smartphone and my right front pocket has my keys. My '07 corolla has a little cubby slot right by the gear stick that my wallet fits into perfectly
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May 10, 2015 20:04
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i didn't realize people still used wallets honestly i mean how much poo poo are you carrying around with you that you need a folding pouch for all of it? put your id bank card and greenbacks in your pocket and man the gently caress up lil pissbitch
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May 10, 2015 20:09
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Gatekeeper posted:i didn't realize people still used wallets honestly i mean how much poo poo are you carrying around with you that you need a folding pouch for all of it? put your id bank card and greenbacks in your pocket and man the gently caress up lil pissbitch I too don't understand why people would want to look respectable and accessorize with things like wallets ties and belts. A relationship? No thanks I have my animes
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May 10, 2015 20:22
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Volume posted:I too don't understand why people would want to look respectable and accessorize with things like wallets ties and belts. A relationship? No thanks I have my animes whoah whoah WHOAH where did i say anything about belts or ties they are great obviously but wallets are for adults who used to skateboard and literal children
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May 10, 2015 20:31
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Men wear pants.
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May 10, 2015 20:35
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slacks actually
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May 10, 2015 20:47
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Yeah I never understood that. I started wearing them a few years ago, and only just recently found out how that was viewed by normal socially adjusted people. No wonder I couldn't make any new friends!
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May 10, 2015 21:01
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i wore some white cargo shorts with a black and white charlie sheen button shirt once last fall and got to cum in a pretty girl's butt later that night so cargo shorts are ok with me 
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May 10, 2015 21:24
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if you're really attractive, fit, successful and wear cargo pants/shorts nobody will make fun of you. you can do/wear whatever you want and people will wish they were more like you. hth.
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May 10, 2015 21:29
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Are black cargo shorts blargorts
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May 10, 2015 21:30
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if you wear cargo shorts you might as well put on a purity ring too
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May 10, 2015 21:31
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Because shorts are traditionally seen as garments for a boy, not a man. It has to do with cloth shortages in the wars, and you inherited some of that from us without really knowing what it means. Imagine being stopped by a policeman in shorts. Would you take him or her seriously? I would not. Cargo shorts are worse still because what the gently caress are you even carrying in those excessive pockets?
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May 10, 2015 21:31
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how me a frog posted:Because shorts are traditionally seen as garments for a boy, not a man. It has to do with cloth shortages in the wars, and you inherited some of that from us without really knowing what it means. Imagine being stopped by a policeman in shorts. Would you take him or her seriously? I would not. Cargo shorts are worse still because what the gently caress are you even carrying in those excessive pockets? Most policemen that ride a bicycle wear shorts as part of their uniform
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May 10, 2015 21:37
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how me a frog posted:Because shorts are traditionally seen as garments for a boy, not a man. It has to do with cloth shortages in the wars, and you inherited some of that from us without really knowing what it means. Imagine being stopped by a policeman in shorts. Would you take him or her seriously? I would not. Cargo shorts are worse still because what the gently caress are you even carrying in those excessive pockets? Lol if you don't always carry a Game Boy Color so you can throw down some Pokemon Crystal with anyone you meet.
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May 10, 2015 21:38
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Nooner posted:Most policemen that ride a bicycle wear shorts as part of their uniform Policeboys
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May 10, 2015 21:39
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Nooner posted:Most policemen that ride a bicycle wear shorts as part of their uniform
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May 10, 2015 21:40
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I were them all the time, but I live in a town with a lot of Mexicans who look normal and chill in cargo shorts so the pasty fedora wearing candy rear end stereotype never took hold here.
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May 10, 2015 21:44
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too busy loving my jorts OP
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May 10, 2015 21:45
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Gatekeeper posted:your keys are in your pocket while you sit in your car? no my right front pocket is reserved for my keys. when I drive it is empty, i'm not moving my wallet around when I get in and out of the car. I need a wallet pocket that is not on my butt or either of my normal front pockets. Only cargos provide this.
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May 10, 2015 21:46
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why jorts? why not jncos? 
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May 10, 2015 21:47
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Is it finally time to unearth my Jort collection? I have been hoarding them since the 90's, awaiting for their triumphant return. Perhaps I can sell them as vintage Jorts to all the hipsters.
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May 10, 2015 21:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EwaNAyvA3g
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May 10, 2015 21:49
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Glasgow Kiss posted:why not jncos? They were stupid then, and they are stupid now. 
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May 10, 2015 21:50
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