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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Women don't like things with pockets because they have pocket envy.

This is also why women don't like other women unless they're butch.

HTH

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dick Fagballzson posted:

Also to the people saying just wear pants, I guess you don't live in Florida. All but about one or two weeks out of the year you will die of heat exhaustion if you wear pants here.

No one has ever cared how things are in Florida or Texas.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

City of Tampa posted:

if I put my keys into my pocket that already contains a wallet, the keys will go in between the layers of the wallet or will lay on top of the wallet and that poo poo will be like 4" thick. jeez

http://www.amazon.com/AlpineSwiss-Leather-Wallet-Super-Pocket/dp/B00AB0AX4C/

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