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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
The steak is getting a sun tan.


The steak is taking a nap.


The steak got dressed up and went to a party.


I murdered that steak.


What did you eat today?

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BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

put some ketchup on that and it would be perfect :)

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

put some ketchup on that and it would be perfect :)

Your palate is bad and sucks dick. Please fix that.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
stop posting selfies please

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

mdm posted:

stop posting selfies please

You hush up mister.

Go back to your yogurt and chocolate.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015

psyopmonkey posted:

Your palate is bad and sucks dick. Please fix that.

What else would you suck a dick with?

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

psyopmonkey posted:

Your palate is bad and sucks dick. Please fix that.

sheesh, calm down i was just trying to be nice and share a hot cooking tip :(

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Flocons de Jambon posted:

What else would you suck a dick with?

A hose? A vacuum? Uhhh... A plunger?

:shrug:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I like when Psyopmonkey calls people Mister. Because it always reminds me of my Silver Age comics/Twilight Zone where they are constantly calling people Mister.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

I like when Psyopmonkey calls people Mister. Because it always reminds me of my Silver Age comics/Twilight Zone where they are constantly calling people Mister.

That is exactly what im going for. A dialect from the 1950/60s.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015

psyopmonkey posted:

A hose? A vacuum? Uhhh... A plunger?

:shrug:

Good point. I didn't think of accessories.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
i heard there was a steak in here



post more selfishes

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
have you considered that meat is murder op?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

XMNN posted:

have you considered that meat is murder op?

Yes. Delicious murder.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
mmmm, tasty tasty cow slaughter

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i am 100% aware of the animal psychological torture the beef on my plate represents and i'll have another steak please

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
have you tried eating kale and tomatoes instead of being a murderer?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

mng posted:

have you tried eating kale and tomatoes instead of being a murderer?

Yeah, but sometimes I just wanna eat flesh.

I dunno bro, humans are omnivores. Why not embrace it and eat dead poo poo?

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i eat vegetables with my derived-from-suffering meat of choice. its delicious

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I had Prime Rib with my mom for dinner and it was the perfect amount of tender. I dipped it in steak sauce because I am a horrible person.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
pic of meat poo poo afterward tia op

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

I had Prime Rib with my mom for dinner and it was the perfect amount of tender. I dipped it in steak sauce because I am a horrible person.

I had a prime bone-in Ribeye. It was pretty cool. I didnt dip it in sauce because im not a 10 year old autist.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Nice grocery store olives you plebe

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

notZaar posted:

Nice grocery store olives you plebe

Its all I had you jerkass.

I was out of Kalamatas.

:colbert:

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
sometimes i put a sauce on my meat, sometimes i dont

its good no matter how you eat it

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

psyopmonkey posted:

Yeah, but sometimes I just wanna eat flesh.

I dunno bro, humans are omnivores. Why not embrace it and eat dead poo poo?

True. I wish I had some dead poo poo to eat right now :( Yoghurt doesn't count because it could be considered 'alive'

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i pick and pickle my own olives straight from grecian groves

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

contemplating what thread bae posts in next

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
The only thing an olive should be stuffed with is a pit.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Those pictures make me want to vomit.

Stomach flu, just eating crackers makes me gag. :smith:

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I had a hamburger. I was considering becoming a vegetarian, but no.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks crap.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

psyopmonkey posted:

What did you eat today?

here's what i'm about to eat



i'll make my own ketchup

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
tbh thats not my favorite cut of steak, but looks good enough.

also a good homemade peppercorn sauce loving owns. i really should make a steak

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
did you get meat sweats op?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fusilli Jerry posted:

did you get meat sweats op?

Uh no...

My digestive and nervous systems work fine thanks.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
you know what would make that steak way better? A1

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

OMGVBFLOL posted:

you know what would make that steak way better? A glass of laphroaig.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who the gently caress eats sliced up cocktail olives as a vegetable side dish?
The gently caress is wrong with you?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Big Beef City posted:

Who the gently caress eats sliced up cocktail olives as a vegetable side dish?
The gently caress is wrong with you?

this is actually a good question and i also demand that you answer for this crime

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