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I mean come on.
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It's the muscly men in them.
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May 11, 2015 01:22
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Goons are retards with bad taste.
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May 11, 2015 01:22
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happyhippy posted:It's the muscly men in them. So basically they're on the same literary level as X-rated Westerns
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May 11, 2015 01:27
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They are tailor made to goons horrible tastes.
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May 11, 2015 01:29
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warhammer is the goofy lil figurines you paint right? hahahaha of course it has lovely novels
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May 11, 2015 01:30
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if you read enough of them, you become a wizard
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May 11, 2015 01:31
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what is it with op and trolling the Venezuela thread in d&d hint: it's that he's so terrible at trolling he can't even cut it in gbs
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May 11, 2015 01:33
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Harrower posted:Goons are retards with bad taste. The cannot be true
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May 11, 2015 01:35
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its just tolkien rewrites with space guns and i like tolkien so i guess i kind of get it
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May 11, 2015 01:40
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I enjoy the setting and think it's goofy fun but my imagination of what a warhammer book is, is the most boringist thing ever, 2000 pages of tech priests praying to the Mars dragon to get the coffeemaker working and another 2000 pages of anointing the blessed ribbon that goes on your left shoulder.
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May 11, 2015 01:47
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Your opinion makes me so darn mad, OP! 
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May 11, 2015 01:54
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Jonad posted:what is it with op and trolling the Venezuela thread in d&d gossiping about what some fucko does in another part of the forum is pretty much the worst garbage ever
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May 11, 2015 01:54
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i read one once on a rainy day stuck in a holiday cottage with almost zero books (before kindles) and it was the most homoerotic thing i ever read. loads of space marines were in some sort of pond weeping and clutching each other during some initiation process, then they started screaming about honour and invaded a planet. it was very bad.
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May 11, 2015 01:54
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I read alotta ham books ask me questions bout it
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May 11, 2015 01:57
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opus111 posted:i read one once on a rainy day stuck in a holiday cottage with almost zero books (before kindles) and it was the most homoerotic thing i ever read. loads of space marines were in some sort of pond weeping and clutching each other during some initiation process, then they started screaming about honour and invaded a planet. it was very bad. "Chalice of Darkness" was, admittedly, the weakest of the "Overstar Campaign" triskadecilogy, but I think it was important because it set the stage for Althemon's later betrayal of the Celestial Lions on Thrassus IX in book XIII.
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May 11, 2015 01:58
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Gatekeeper posted:gossiping about what some fucko does in another part of the forum is pretty much the worst garbage ever mocking the op incessantly is literally sacred gibbis tradition fucko
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May 11, 2015 01:58
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I also read the first 2 halo 'novels' cos i was curious and they were basically play-by-play descriptions of the halo 1 campaign, ama.
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May 11, 2015 02:00
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my goon bf has seriously been reading WH novels nonstop for about 6 mo. now... he's been making me call him "Emperor of Mankind" during sex, and he really gets off dressing me up like a space marine
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May 11, 2015 02:01
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every day i yearn for death back in besieged stalingrad, so wh40k is a-ok in my book
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May 11, 2015 02:01
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Fusilli Jerry posted:my goon bf has seriously been reading WH novels nonstop for about 6 mo. now... he's been making me call him "Emperor of Mankind" during sex, and he really gets off dressing me up like a space marine Get him into the classics Warhammer ripped off instead. You can call him God Emperor of Dune and he can dress like a giant dick.
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May 11, 2015 02:02
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Get him into the classics Warhammer ripped off instead. this may or may not be a bad idea depending on your feelings wrt metal speedos
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May 11, 2015 02:03
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Lol if you're not banging at least two blondes a night just lol
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May 11, 2015 02:04
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its so khorney
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May 11, 2015 02:05
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Jonad posted:this may or may not be a bad idea depending on your feelings wrt metal speedos I meant this kind of dick:  Go big or go home, imo.
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May 11, 2015 02:06
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I meant this kind of dick: great illustration, reminds me of the scene when gurid monstien (guy on bottom left) said "Hot drat, that's a huege dick!!.!"
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May 11, 2015 02:12
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realtalk op, it's because they are terrible and goons love terrible things, like anime and communism
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May 11, 2015 02:15
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I wish I had an excuse but I don't. One day I was bored at work and read a goon 40k thread. The next week I read a wiki about the setting and shortly after that I read a Goon Recommended book and that was all it took. The forums were a gateway drug to something truly awful.
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May 11, 2015 02:21
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I am Talos Valcoran, known as the Soul Hunter, I am a member of First Claw, 10th Company, Night Lords Legion. I am somewhat of a prophet among my warband, for I, like my gene-father Konrad Curze before me, bear the curse of foreknowledge. AMA
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May 11, 2015 02:21
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lordoftheT posted:They are tailor made to goons horrible tastes. Its true
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May 11, 2015 02:24
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Actually The Ciaphas Cain novels have some good riffs on the 'verse.
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May 11, 2015 02:24
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I would never play the tabletop or read the books, but drat if I don't enjoy dawn of war and speeessss marine.
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May 11, 2015 02:26
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I meant this kind of dick: Illustration is not canon. Leto only had a small human face somewhere on his worm body.
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May 11, 2015 02:31
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Applewhite posted:Actually The Ciaphas Cain novels have some good riffs on the 'verse. I looked at one of those and they are such a blatant ripoff of Flashman, its a wonder the Fraser estate hasn't sued.
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May 11, 2015 02:32
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Borneo Jimmy posted:I looked at one of those and they are such a blatant ripoff of Flashman, its a wonder the Fraser estate hasn't sued. I'd heard about that. Picked up some Flashman novels to compare but haven't gotten around to them yet.
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May 11, 2015 02:33
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OMFG FURRY posted:if you read enough of them, you become a wizard You become a librarian. 
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May 11, 2015 02:39
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Applewhite posted:I'd heard about that. Picked up some Flashman novels to compare but haven't gotten around to them yet. They're good but I sorta stopped reading them when I realized the author is unironically pro British empire which undermines the subversive element.
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May 11, 2015 02:40
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is war hammer the plastic army men that are metal instead and Internet people like painting them? is that a game or just model painting or something?
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May 11, 2015 02:40
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Applewhite posted:I'd heard about that. Picked up some Flashman novels to compare but haven't gotten around to them yet. They're actually very different once you get past the surface similarities.
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InterFaced posted:You become a librarian. Wrong. You have to read real books to become a librarian. Librarians have to do three hours of penance if they go into the sci-fi/fantasy isle even if it's just to restock. Three hours of reading Walt Whitman on your knees in a dark closet. If you can't read without light you're not a true librarian.
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