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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

sorry to say this is fake

NO PRESIDENT EVER HAS RODE A MOOSE prove it if you state otherwise

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Dogballs posted:

GROVER
--loving
----CLEVELAND

so nice he didi it twice

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


i think the 14 second beep that came right after "I don't mind the homosexuality. I understand it." was where tricky dick tells us how he likes to get down with the tricky dick on occasion

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Andrew Jackson was the best President and here's why:
http://library24.library.cornell.ed...mi=658&trs=2278

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Hollis Brownsound posted:


suck it libtards

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
millard fillmore

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

i dunno we've had a president for nearly every second of the past 2+ centuries, and theyve all been old guys

you're telling me none of them have accidentally pooped a little at a speech? not even a little?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





America's greatest president, but is also cheating.

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

I'd like to know what was said during the beep. "Now, I understand homosexuality....."

fill in the blank:
"... sometimes you just got to get to your fuckin and suck and sometimes..."
"... I've never been in jail, but I'd imagine..."
"...Hoover for instance wears dresses, but I'm not going to hold that against him, he sure as poo poo hates commies..."

E: nevermind, the first comment said what I said. gently caress
also gently caress- it's the same motherfucking conversation. Fit to air on any conservative talkshow in any state of the union. When is the us going to collapse again.

killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 23:48 on May 11, 2015

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
are you a little confused? that guy is an actor

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

mdm posted:

The correct answer is James K. Polk

This guy knows what's up.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Top City Homo posted:

Eisenhower is pretty cool

Nope, he was a dickface. My grandfather was an army mechanic and his personal driver for some time. Even though he died before I was born, he made sure that everyone of his descendants knew Ike was an rear end in a top hat.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

James K. Polk posted:

With me it is exceptionally true that the presidency is no bed of roses



James K. Polk posted:

The passion for office among members of Congress is very great, if not absolutely disreputable, and greatly embarrasses the operations of the government. They create offices by their own votes and then seek to fill them themselves.



James K. Polk posted:

Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between church and state.



The first president to have his photograph taken. The first president to have his victory reported over the telegraph. He was supported not only by Martin "The Little Magician" Van Buren but also Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson. He kicked rear end for 4 years, didn't bother to run for re-election because he did everything he'd set out to do, and died about 100 days after leaving office from the cholera. He was one of the only presidents to keep a daily diary of events while in office, so we know pretty much exactly what he was up to day by day, and thus how awesome he was when he was kicking Santa Anna's rear end or telling Sam Houston to fall in line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTiCU_fqCg


Also he and his wife will gently caress you up

Harry S. Truman on Polk posted:

A great president. Said what he intended to do and did it.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Hollis Brownsound posted:


suck it libtards

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Lyndon Johnson had a ten inch dong that he nicknamed "Jumbo" and he would whip it out in order to intimidate and emasculate his opponents.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Teddy's the most awesome dude to ever be President, but Lincoln was still a better President and I have no doubt Teddy himself would support me on this.


Teddy approves of Lincoln getting pumped and ready to kick rear end.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Page three and no one has declared Vladimir Putin? For shame, GBS!

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/jackson.html

quote:

At Andrew Jackson's funeral, his pet parrot had to be removed from the church because it wouldn't stop swearing.

:colbert:

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.


Warren Harding posted:

I am not fit for this office, and should never have been here.

Seems like a straight shooter.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Flagrant Abuse posted:




Seems like a straight shooter.

All of his friends were crooks. By the time he got in the White House he owed so many crooks so many favors he was completely compromised.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ7FrI6VA4

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 12, 2015

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Human Crouton posted:

Nope, he was a dickface. My grandfather was an army mechanic and his personal driver for some time. Even though he died before I was born, he made sure that everyone of his descendants knew Ike was an rear end in a top hat.

he could be an rear end in a top hat but he built the freeways and did a bunch of good things so gently caress your grandpa

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Dwight Eisenhower literally didn't know how to live without a servant.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
a whole lotta of you commie faggots deserve to be shot

Cabrini-Green Tea
Aug 20, 2009

wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
It's Benjamin Harrison. The last fuckin Prez to sport a full beard.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
The Rock Obama

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Livewire42
Oct 2, 2013
Harrison, he died real quick.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Top City Homo posted:

a whole lotta of you commie faggots deserve to be shot

You're outnumbered. Dwight has been exposed.

The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 04:06 on May 12, 2015

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Jack of Hearts posted:

Dwight Eisenhower literally didn't have time to live without a servant.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


That one that got elected after Clinton


lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

Andrew Jackson was a racist piece of poo poo. At least racist rapist slave-owning garbage like Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were pretty brilliant. Jackson was an uneducated ignorant motherfucker who won the presidency by shooting women and children, but it was ok because they were Indian so whatever he's a war hero

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Hollis Brownsound posted:


suck it libtards

elected purely for coming out of the gonads of another Pres.

exactly as our founded fathers wished for as they touched their own gonads and fantasized

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

The Human Crouton posted:

You're outnumbered. Dwight has been exposed.

i'll get you for this! you'll rue the day you crossed Dwight "jackhammer" Eisenhower you stinkin red!


*hisses and disappears in a puff of smoke*

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Lincoln was an rear end in a top hat.

Hollis Brownsound posted:


suck it libtards

Greatest American President of America.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

burritolingus posted:

Lincoln was an rear end in a top hat.


Greatest American President of America.

Definitely Greatest American President Ever.

America can be proud of it's GAPE, George Hilbert Winkler Bush.

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Blinky da spook
Dec 6, 2005
Andrew loving Jackson. Had a nickname derived from his tendency to beat people with a stick for disagreeing with him. Also, he married a woman who wasn't even divorced yet, and would duel the poo poo out of you if you had a problem with that. My guess is he didn't even like her and just wanted an excuse to shoot people in the face for talking out of line.

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