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sorry to say this is fake NO PRESIDENT EVER HAS RODE A MOOSE prove it if you state otherwise
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# ? May 11, 2015 22:42 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:GROVER so nice he didi it twice
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# ? May 11, 2015 22:52 |
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i think the 14 second beep that came right after "I don't mind the homosexuality. I understand it." was where tricky dick tells us how he likes to get down with the tricky dick on occasion
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:03 |
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Andrew Jackson was the best President and here's why: http://library24.library.cornell.ed...mi=658&trs=2278
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:22 |
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Hollis Brownsound posted:
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:27 |
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millard fillmore
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:29 |
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i dunno we've had a president for nearly every second of the past 2+ centuries, and theyve all been old guys you're telling me none of them have accidentally pooped a little at a speech? not even a little?
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:29 |
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America's greatest president, but is also cheating.
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:39 |
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I'd like to know what was said during the beep. "Now, I understand homosexuality....." fill in the blank: "... sometimes you just got to get to your fuckin and suck and sometimes..." "... I've never been in jail, but I'd imagine..." "...Hoover for instance wears dresses, but I'm not going to hold that against him, he sure as poo poo hates commies..." E: nevermind, the first comment said what I said. gently caress also gently caress- it's the same motherfucking conversation. Fit to air on any conservative talkshow in any state of the union. When is the us going to collapse again. killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 23:48 on May 11, 2015 |
# ? May 11, 2015 23:44 |
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are you a little confused? that guy is an actor
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:44 |
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mdm posted:The correct answer is James K. Polk This guy knows what's up.
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# ? May 11, 2015 23:48 |
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Top City Homo posted:Eisenhower is pretty cool Nope, he was a dickface. My grandfather was an army mechanic and his personal driver for some time. Even though he died before I was born, he made sure that everyone of his descendants knew Ike was an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? May 12, 2015 00:46 |
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James K. Polk posted:With me it is exceptionally true that the presidency is no bed of roses James K. Polk posted:The passion for office among members of Congress is very great, if not absolutely disreputable, and greatly embarrasses the operations of the government. They create offices by their own votes and then seek to fill them themselves. James K. Polk posted:Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between church and state. The first president to have his photograph taken. The first president to have his victory reported over the telegraph. He was supported not only by Martin "The Little Magician" Van Buren but also Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson. He kicked rear end for 4 years, didn't bother to run for re-election because he did everything he'd set out to do, and died about 100 days after leaving office from the cholera. He was one of the only presidents to keep a daily diary of events while in office, so we know pretty much exactly what he was up to day by day, and thus how awesome he was when he was kicking Santa Anna's rear end or telling Sam Houston to fall in line. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTiCU_fqCg Also he and his wife will gently caress you up Harry S. Truman on Polk posted:A great president. Said what he intended to do and did it.
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# ? May 12, 2015 01:17 |
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Hollis Brownsound posted:
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# ? May 12, 2015 01:18 |
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Lyndon Johnson had a ten inch dong that he nicknamed "Jumbo" and he would whip it out in order to intimidate and emasculate his opponents.
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# ? May 12, 2015 01:18 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Teddy's the most awesome dude to ever be President, but Lincoln was still a better President and I have no doubt Teddy himself would support me on this. Teddy approves of Lincoln getting pumped and ready to kick rear end.
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# ? May 12, 2015 01:20 |
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Page three and no one has declared Vladimir Putin? For shame, GBS!
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# ? May 12, 2015 01:22 |
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http://www.badassoftheweek.com/jackson.htmlquote:At Andrew Jackson's funeral, his pet parrot had to be removed from the church because it wouldn't stop swearing.
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# ? May 12, 2015 02:02 |
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Warren Harding posted:I am not fit for this office, and should never have been here. Seems like a straight shooter.
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# ? May 12, 2015 02:10 |
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Flagrant Abuse posted:
All of his friends were crooks. By the time he got in the White House he owed so many crooks so many favors he was completely compromised.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ7FrI6VA4 Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 12, 2015 |
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The Human Crouton posted:Nope, he was a dickface. My grandfather was an army mechanic and his personal driver for some time. Even though he died before I was born, he made sure that everyone of his descendants knew Ike was an rear end in a top hat. he could be an rear end in a top hat but he built the freeways and did a bunch of good things so gently caress your grandpa
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# ? May 12, 2015 02:51 |
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Dwight Eisenhower literally didn't know how to live without a servant.
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:13 |
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a whole lotta of you commie faggots deserve to be shot
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:16 |
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It's Benjamin Harrison. The last fuckin Prez to sport a full beard.
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:25 |
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The Rock Obama
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:26 |
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:29 |
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Harrison, he died real quick.
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:29 |
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Top City Homo posted:a whole lotta of you commie faggots deserve to be shot You're outnumbered. Dwight has been exposed. The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 04:06 on May 12, 2015 |
# ? May 12, 2015 03:32 |
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Jack of Hearts posted:Dwight Eisenhower literally didn't have time to live without a servant.
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:32 |
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That one that got elected after Clinton
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:38 |
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Andrew Jackson was a racist piece of poo poo. At least racist rapist slave-owning garbage like Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were pretty brilliant. Jackson was an uneducated ignorant motherfucker who won the presidency by shooting women and children, but it was ok because they were Indian so whatever he's a war hero
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Hollis Brownsound posted:
elected purely for coming out of the gonads of another Pres. exactly as our founded fathers wished for as they touched their own gonads and fantasized
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# ? May 12, 2015 04:45 |
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The Human Crouton posted:You're outnumbered. Dwight has been exposed. i'll get you for this! you'll rue the day you crossed Dwight "jackhammer" Eisenhower you stinkin red! *hisses and disappears in a puff of smoke*
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# ? May 12, 2015 04:46 |
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Lincoln was an rear end in a top hat.Hollis Brownsound posted:
Greatest American President of America.
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# ? May 12, 2015 04:48 |
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burritolingus posted:Lincoln was an rear end in a top hat. Definitely Greatest American President Ever. America can be proud of it's GAPE, George Hilbert Winkler Bush.
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Andrew loving Jackson. Had a nickname derived from his tendency to beat people with a stick for disagreeing with him. Also, he married a woman who wasn't even divorced yet, and would duel the poo poo out of you if you had a problem with that. My guess is he didn't even like her and just wanted an excuse to shoot people in the face for talking out of line.
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