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Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
you're supposed to be. who the gently caress wears shoes in the kitchen? leave them outside where they belong

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cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
you a god drat foot fetishist ain't you

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

why do you want dirty foot juice in your food

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
I have feet like a hobbit, I never wear shoes.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

Acid Haze posted:

I have feet like a hobbit, I never wear shoes.

gross

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Fonda was hot in the barefoot in the park

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

nimh posted:

Fonda was hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdKuhYaW_0

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
wear socks you weirdos

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Ghost Head posted:

you're supposed to be. who the gently caress wears shoes in the kitchen? leave them outside where they belong

that isn't sanitary at all dude

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

on an unrelated note i just discovered i know someone with a foot fetish

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

on an unrelated note i just discovered i know someone with a foot fetish

murder them because that poo poo gross and they probably a serial killer

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
quentin tartantino makes foot fetishes look appealing but in fact womens feet are smelly and gross.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Wear some slippers. What if you drop something on your feet? Also, kitchen floors are cold.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

on an unrelated note i just discovered i know someone with a foot fetish

I unearthed my friend's foot fetish, he lost a bet and had to rub my feet.

my feet are perfect when there's no gout attack and I've carved off my calluses with an xacto blade, sanded them down, and soaked them in coconut oil. there's a little freckle on my middle toe.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
I use the Mr. Rodgers method: a pair of shoes for inside, and other shoes for outside, and one pair of especially nasty shoes for outdoor chores.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

netally posted:

Wear some slippers. What if you drop something on your feet? Also, kitchen floors are cold.

seriously, either op doesn't care about freezing his feet off on tile floors or he has carpet in his kitchen which is insanely retarded

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I never understood what was supposed to be so bad about being barefoot and in the kitchen. Cooking is fun and good, and like the OP says, don't wear shoes indoors.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

seriously, either op doesn't care about freezing his feet off on tile floors or he has carpet in his kitchen which is insanely retarded

Maybe he just doesn't live in a cold climate.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I loved the barefootnaked ladies

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

boom boom boom posted:

I never understood what was supposed to be so bad about being barefoot and in the kitchen. Cooking is fun and good, and like the OP says, don't wear shoes indoors.

bare feet + accidental cooking spill = burned dirty feet. slippers won't offer a lot of protection but it's way better than none.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

bare feet + accidental cooking spill = burned dirty feet. slippers won't offer a lot of protection but it's way better than none.

You could drop a big pot full of stuff on your feet too, better wear steel-toe boots.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Nagato posted:

quentin tartantino makes foot fetishes look appealing but in fact womens feet are smelly and gross.

tell us more about how disgusting 3d women are, guy with autistic alien who looks like a 9-year-old anime avatar.

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

boom boom boom posted:

You could drop a big pot full of stuff on your feet too, better wear steel-toe boots.

Better yet only ever cook in full Paladins armour

+5 to tastiness!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

diabeetz posted:

I unearthed my friend's foot fetish, he lost a bet and had to rub my feet.

my feet are perfect when there's no gout attack and I've carved off my calluses with an xacto blade, sanded them down, and soaked them in coconut oil. there's a little freckle on my middle toe.

:barf:

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

boom boom boom posted:

Maybe he just doesn't live in a cold climate.

yeah. Brisbane Australia. We don't exactly have to worry about cold weather

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
a lot of filthy posters itt who i guess don't bother washing their feet in the shower

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

diabeetz posted:

I unearthed my friend's foot fetish, he lost a bet and had to rub my feet.

my feet are perfect when there's no gout attack and I've carved off my calluses with an xacto blade, sanded them down, and soaked them in coconut oil. there's a little freckle on my middle toe.

"perfect" is a pretty bold claim, maybe you'd better post pics, maybe wear some strappy high heel sandals. I don't really care if you do it was just a random idea I had

Corvid Convention
Aug 3, 2010
I'm too afraid I will drop my knife and chop off a toe. I also place my knives tip-down in the dish drainer because I'm afraid I will trip and get a knife through the eye socket.

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

Corvid Convention posted:

I'm too afraid I will drop my knife and chop off a toe. I also place my knives tip-down in the dish drainer because I'm afraid I will trip and get a knife through the eye socket.

how do you even function in day-to-day life if you're this paranoid

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Ghost Head posted:

how do you even function in day-to-day life if you're this paranoid

Obviously doesn't. Check the post count.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Flo Cytometer posted:

Obviously doesn't. Check the post count.

check your posting privilege bub

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

Flo Cytometer posted:

Obviously doesn't. Check the post count.

err. he has a super low post count. he probably wouldn't even realise it if he was probated for a week. not sure what point you're trying to make

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Ghost Head posted:

err. he has a super low post count. he probably wouldn't even realise it if he was banned for a week. not sure what point you're trying to make

The post was coming from inside the knife drawer. :ssh:

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
I wear my damned boots wherever I want.

Mops rule.


(not a woman though...)

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

Glaucus atlanticus posted:

tell us more about how disgusting 3d women are, guy with autistic alien who looks like a 9-year-old anime avatar.

3dpd, guy with the avatar from whats probably a cartoon for 6 year olds

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008

Flo Cytometer posted:

The post was coming from inside the knife drawer. :ssh:

OH OK

Bedevere posted:

I wear my damned boots wherever I want.

Mops rule.

well this is a complete waste of time. if you didnt wear your boots everywhere, you wouldn't need to mop up so much

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
shoes and socks both suck and you are a slob if you wear shoes inside

asian people got it right

Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 11, 2015

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Ghost Head posted:

well this is a complete waste of time. if you didnt wear your boots everywhere, you wouldn't need to mop up so much

You're not the boss of me!!! :kratos:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
who the gently caress leaves their shoes outside what the hell

where do you live OP? is it a local thing are is it just you who is retarded

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

I use the Mr. Rodgers method: a pair of shoes for inside, and other shoes for outside, and one pair of especially nasty shoes for outdoor chores.

This bit the nasty chore is banging your mom

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