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gary oldmans diary posted:its all so you can catch her riding someone elses d at the chickfila? drat these army wives are going too far nowadays
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:your theory is pretty dumb really you think
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Harry in Rio posted:really yep
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maybe you're right and everyone is just a pussy nowadays, man up lol
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:at the chickfila? drat far enough
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Harry in Rio posted:maybe you're right and everyone is just a pussy nowadays, man up lol when you really think about it, shouldnt a wife who was a good person shun and adulterate a husband who left her for X years to go murder and rape in another country? isnt that just, and good? maybe army wives are the real heroes here
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:when you really think about it, shouldnt a wife who was a good person shun and adulterate a husband who left her for X years to go murder and rape in another country? isnt that just, and good?
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:when you really think about it, shouldnt a wife who was a good person shun and adulterate a husband who left her for X years to go murder and rape in another country? isnt that just, and good? The whole point of the videos is trying to make people feel good about guys who willingly volunteered to go overseas and do a occasional war crime 
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Beef Turret posted:She's just acting out what she's seen on TV. Military wives are nothing but semiotic functions of their environment yeah so are all affected crackers
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I didn't watch the video but am already disappointed a freedom fighter didn't suicide bomb the place. Would have made for a surprise ending.
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Does anyone have a link to that FYAD thread making fun of GIP and there was a post about laughing into your wife's vag, looking up and being like "oh nothing honey, just people make the funniest sounds when you shoot them" and then going back down? it was a good one.
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Does anyone have a link to that FYAD thread making fun of GIP and there was a post about laughing into your wife's vag, looking up and being like "oh nothing honey, just people make the funniest sounds when you shoot them" and then going back down? it was a good one. This is the one i think http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3484022
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The important question is what sauce did he order with his nuggz
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Beef Turret posted:This is the one i think http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3484022 That's the one, thanks.
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Moridin920 posted:did you guys see the video of the AC130 gunship gunner just mowing down some journalists and a van full of school children? that was an apache
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Well I for one cant wait til i get older and i can join the army & shoot cool guns...As video games get more advance I only become more detached from our shittey Whole Foods life here in the US. Gotta grow up, pull myself up by the bootstraps & make this world a better place while I improve my own sitch. My life has begun to lose meaning. Want 2 travel the world. Drive an armored vehic, pick off Osama from an Apache maybe. Wanna kill myself. Would love 2 dip into the 85 degree waters of the Persian Gulf & experience the serenity I have sought for so long. I cannot focus on a single task anymore. The only thing that calms my Strobe Light Brain is the nurturing digital comfort of the AR-15 scope. I have played fps games my entire life & autistic btw.
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Does anyone have a link to that FYAD thread making fun of GIP and there was a post about laughing into your wife's vag, looking up and being like "oh nothing honey, just people make the funniest sounds when you shoot them" and then going back down? it was a good one. Ah, I remember my last day there before the big send-off. Picked a random hajj off the street, he was lugging straw or some poo poo (fag), pistol whipped him and jacked his wallet. I barked "What's the frequency, Khalil?" whilst beating him, pretty clever, I was full of adrenaline (knew I had a wicked BJ waiting for me when I got home). Sometimes my wife gives me an eerie look, like I'm a stranger or like i have lobsters growing out of my head, haha. She sleeps on the couch now and says I'm a shell of a man, but she's just permanently on the rag anyway, worthless bitch. I've told her to get in line and supprot me, I fought for her freedom and if she doesent like it well then she can answer to my angry face & my fists. It's tough being a hero.
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bonvivant posted:Ah, I remember my last day there before the big send-off. Picked a random hajj off the street, he was lugging straw or some poo poo (fag), pistol whipped him and jacked his wallet. I barked "What's the frequency, Khalil?" whilst beating him, pretty clever, I was full of adrenaline (knew I had a wicked BJ waiting for me when I got home). Sometimes my wife gives me an eerie look, like I'm a stranger or like i have lobsters growing out of my head, haha. She sleeps on the couch now and says I'm a shell of a man, but she's just permanently on the rag anyway, worthless bitch. I've told her to get in line and supprot me, I fought for her freedom and if she doesent like it well then she can answer to my angry face & my fists. It's tough being a hero. stfu fa
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did the soldier and his wife gently caress to completion or did he start having PTSD episodes before he could spooge in her ruined vagina
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Fansy posted:Nothing is sweeter than seeing a soldier or sailor reunited with their family after a long deployment overseas. Embracing each other for the first time can often be a very intimate moment for these families. Most of the time families plan these reunions well in advance to make sure everything is perfect. But what happens when the homecoming is a surprise? Thanks Obama
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"Thank god you're home! I was beginning to think I couldn't gently caress any more other guys!"
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I love chic fil a tbh. BUT HOLY gently caress THIS MOTHERFUCKERS loving HAIR STANDARDS ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME LET ME TAKE A PAGE OUT OF AR 670-1 Chapter 3 Appearance and Grooming Policies 3–1. Personal appearance policies a. Soldiers will present a professional image at all times and will continue to set the example in military presence, both on and off duty. Pride in appearance includes Soldiers’ physical fitness and adherence to acceptable weight standards in accordance with AR 600–9. b. A vital ingredient of the Army’s strength and military effectiveness is the pride and self discipline that American Soldiers bring to their Service through a conservative military image. It is the responsibility of commanders to ensure that military personnel under their command present a neat and soldierly appearance. Therefore, in the absence of specific procedures or guidelines, commanders must determine a Soldier’s compliance with standards in this regulation. c. The Army uniform regulations for standards of personal appearance and grooming are as specific as is practicable in order to establish the parameters with which Soldiers must comply. d. Portions of this chapter are punitive. Violation of the specific prohibitions and requirements set forth in this chapter may result in adverse administrative action and/or charges under the provision of the UCMJ. 3–2. Hair and fingernail standards and grooming policies Note: This paragraph is punitive with regard to Soldiers. Violation by Soldiers may result in adverse administrative action and/or charges under the provisions of the UCMJ. a. Hair. (1) General. The requirement for hair grooming standards is necessary to maintain uniformity within a military population. Many hairstyles are acceptable, as long as they are neat and conservative. It is the responsibility of leaders at all levels to exercise good judgment when enforcing Army policy. All Soldiers will comply with hair, fingernail, and grooming policies while in any military uniform, or in civilian clothes on duty. (a) Leaders will judge the appropriateness of a particular hairstyle by the guidance in this chapter and by the ability to wear all types of headgear (such as beret, patrol cap, or service cap/hat) and any protective equipment (such as protective mask or combat helmet) properly. Hairstyles (including bulk and length of hair) that do not allow Soldiers to wear any headgear properly, or that interfere with the proper wear of any protective equipment, are prohibited. Headgear will fit snugly and comfortably, without bulging or distortion from the intended shape of the headgear and without excessive gaps. Hairstyles that pose a health or safety hazard are not authorized. (b) Extreme, eccentric, or faddish haircuts or hairstyles are not authorized. If Soldiers use dyes, tints, or bleaches, they must choose a natural hair color. Colors that detract from a professional military appearance are prohibited. Therefore, Soldiers must avoid using colors that result in an extreme appearance. Applied hair colors that are 4 AR 670–1 • 10 April 2015 prohibited include, but are not limited to, purple, blue, pink, green, orange, bright (fire-engine) red, and fluorescent or neon colors. It is the responsibility of leaders to use good judgment in determining if applied colors are acceptable, based upon the overall effect on a Soldier’s appearance. (c) Soldiers who have a texture of hair that does not part naturally may cut a part into the hair or style the hair with one part. The part will be one straight line, not slanted or curved, and will fall in the area where the Soldier would normally part the hair. Soldiers will not shape or cut designs into their hair or scalp. (2) Male haircuts. The hair on top of the head must be neatly groomed. The length and bulk of the hair may not be excessive and must present a neat and conservative appearance. The hair must present a tapered appearance. A tapered appearance is one where the outline of the Soldier’s hair conforms to the shape of the head (see scalp line in figure 3–1), curving inward to the natural termination point at the base of the neck. When the hair is combed, it will not fall over the ears or eyebrows, or touch the collar, except for the closely cut hair at the back of the neck. The block-cut fullness in the back is permitted to a moderate degree, as long as the tapered look is maintained. Males are not authorized to wear braids, cornrows, twists, dreadlocks, or locks while in uniform or in civilian clothes on duty. Haircuts with a single, untapered patch of hair on the top of the head (not consistent with natural hair loss) are considered eccentric and are not authorized. Examples include, but are not limited to, when the head is shaved around a strip of hair down the center of the head (mohawk), around a u-shaped hair area (horseshoe), or around a patch of hair on the front top of the head (tear drop). Hair that is completely shaved or trimmed closely to the scalp is authorized. (See figs 3–1 and 3–2.) (a) Sideburns. Sideburns are hair grown in front of the ear and below the point where the top portion of the ear attaches to the head. Sideburns will not extend below the bottom of the opening of the ear (see line A of fig 3–1). Sideburns will not be styled to taper, flair, or come to a point. The length of the individual hairs of the sideburn will not exceed 1/8 inch when fully extended. (b) Facial hair. Males will keep their face clean-shaven when in uniform, or in civilian clothes on duty. Mustaches are permitted. If worn, males will keep mustaches neatly trimmed, tapered, and tidy. Mustaches will not present a chopped off or bushy appearance, and no portion of the mustache will cover the upper lip line, extend sideways beyond a vertical line drawn upward from the corners of the mouth (see lines C and D of fig 3–1), or extend above a parallel line at the lowest portion of the nose (see line B of fig 3–1). Handlebar mustaches, goatees, and beards are not authorized. If appropriate medical authority allows beard growth, the maximum length authorized for medical treatment must be specific. For example, “The length of the beard cannot exceed 1/4 inch” (see Training Bulletin Medical (TB Med) 287). Soldiers will keep the growth trimmed to the level specified by the appropriate medical authority, but are not authorized to shape the hair growth (examples include, but are not limited to goatees, “Fu Manchu,” or handlebar mustaches). (c) Wigs and hairpieces. Males are prohibited from wearing wigs or hairpieces while in uniform, or in civilian clothes on duty, except to cover natural baldness or physical disfiguration caused by accident or medical procedure. When worn, wigs or hairpieces will conform to the standard haircut criteria, as stated within this regulation. (3) Female haircuts and hairstyles. The illustrations provided in figure 3–3 are intended only to clarify language regarding authorized hair lengths and bulks. The requirements for hair regulations are to maintain uniformity within a military population for female Soldiers while in uniform, or in civilian clothes on duty, unless otherwise specified. Female hairstyles may not be eccentric or faddish and will present a conservative, professional appearance. For the purpose of these regulations, female hairstyles are organized into three basic categories: short length, medium length, and long length hair. (a) Short length. Short hair is defined as hair length that extends no more than 1 inch from the scalp (excluding bangs). Hair may be no shorter than 1/4 inch from the scalp (unless due to medical condition or injury), but may be evenly tapered to the scalp within 2 inches of the hair line edges. Bangs, if worn, may not fall below the eyebrows, may not interfere with the wear of all headgear, must lie neatly against the head, and not be visible underneath the front of the headgear. The width of the bangs may extend to the hairline at the temple. (b) Medium length. Medium hair is defined as hair length that does not extend beyond the lower edge of the collar (in all uniforms), and extends more than 1 inch from the scalp. Medium hair may fall naturally in uniform, and is not required to be secured. When worn loose, graduated hair styles are acceptable, but the length, as measured from the end of the total hair length to the base of the collar, may not exceed 1 inch difference in length, from the front to the back. Layered hairstyles are also authorized, so long as each hair’s length, as measured from the scalp to the hair’s end, is generally the same length giving a tapered appearance. The regulations for the wear of bangs detailed in paragraph 3–2a(a), apply. No portion of the bulk of the hair, as measured from the scalp, will exceed 2 inches. (c) Long length. Long hair is defined as hair length that extends beyond the lower edge of the collar. Long hair will be neatly and inconspicuously fastened or pinned above the lower edge of the collar (except when worn in accordance with para 3–2a(j)), except that bangs may be worn. The regulations for the wear of bangs detailed in paragraph 3–2a(3)(a) apply. No portion of the bulk of the hair, as measured from the scalp as styled, will exceed 2 inches (except a bun, which is worn on the back of the head and may extend a maximum of 3 1/2 inches from the scalp and be no wider than the width of the head). (d) Additional hairstyle guidelines. Faddish and exaggerated styles, to include shaved portions of the scalp other AR 670–1 • 10 April 2015 5 than the neckline, designs cut in the hair, unsecured ponytails (except during physical training), and unbalanced or lopsided hairstyles are prohibited. Hair will be styled so as not to interfere with the proper wear of all uniform headgear. All headgear will fit snugly and comfortably around the largest part of the head without bulging or distortion from the intended shape of the headgear and without excessive gaps. When headgear is worn, hair should not protrude at distinct angles from under the edges. Hairstyles that do not allow the headgear to be worn in this manner are prohibited. Examples of hairstyles considered to be faddish or exaggerated and thus not authorized for wear while in uniform or in civilian clothes on duty include, but are not limited to hair sculpting (eccentric texture or directional flow of any hairstyle to include spiking); buns with loose hair extending at the end; hair styles with severe angles or designs; and loose unsecured hair (not to include bangs) when medium and long hair are worn up. (e) Devices. Hair holding devices are authorized only for the purpose of securing the hair. Soldiers will not place hair holding devices in the hair for decorative purposes. All hair holding devices must be plain and of a color as close to the Soldier’s hair as is possible or clear. Authorized devices include, but are not limited to, small plain scrunchies (elastic hair bands covered with material), barrettes, combs, pins, clips, rubber bands, and hair/head bands. Such devices should conform to the natural shape of the head. Devices that are conspicuous, excessive, or decorative are prohibited. Some examples of prohibited devices include, but are not limited to: large, lacy scrunchies; beads, bows, or claw or alligator clips; clips, pins, or barrettes with butterflies, flowers, sparkles, gems, or scalloped edges; and bows made from hairpieces. Foreign material (for example, beads and decorative items) will not be used in the hair. Soldiers may not wear hairnets unless they are required for health or safety reasons, or in the performance of duties (such as those in a dining facility). No other type of hair covering is authorized in lieu of the hairnet. The commander will provide the hairnet at no cost to the Soldier. (f) Braids, cornrows, and twists. Medium and long hair may be styled with braids, cornrows, or twists (see glossary for definitions). Each braid, cornrow, or twist will be of uniform dimension, have a diameter no greater than 1/2 inch, and present a neat, professional, and well-groomed appearance. Each must have the same approximate size of spacing between the braids, cornrows, or twists. Each hairstyle may be worn against the scalp or loose (free-hanging). When worn loose, such hairstyles must be worn per medium hair length guidelines or secured to the head in the same manner as described for medium or long length hair styles. Ends must be secured inconspicuously. When multiple loose braids or twists are worn, they must encompass the whole head. When braids, twists, or cornrows are not worn loosely and instead worn close to the scalp, they may stop at one consistent location of the head and must follow the natural direction of the hair when worn back, which is either in general straight lines following the shape of the head or flowing with the natural direction of the hair when worn back with one primary part in the hair (see para 3–2a(1)(c)). Hairstyles may not be styled with designs, sharply curved lines, or zigzag lines. Only one distinctive style (braided, rolled, or twisted) may be worn at one time. Braids, cornrows, or twists that distinctly protrude (up or out) from the head are not authorized. (g) Dreadlocks or locks. Any style of dreadlock or lock (against the scalp or free-hanging) is not authorized (see glossary for definition). (h) Hair extensions. Hair extensions are authorized. Extensions must have the same general appearance as the individual’s natural hair and otherwise conform to this regulation. (i) Wigs. Wigs, if worn in uniform or in civilian clothes on duty, must look natural and conform to this regulation. Wigs are not authorized to cover up unauthorized hairstyles. (j) Physical training. Long length hair, as defined in paragraph 3–2a(3)(c), may be worn in a pony tail during physical training. A single pony tail centered on the back of the head is authorized in physical fitness uniforms only when within the scope of physical training, except when considered a safety hazard. The pony tail is not required to be worn above the collar. When hair securing devices are worn, they will comply with the guidelines set in paragraph 3–2a(3)(e). Hairstyles otherwise authorized in this chapter (such as braids and twists) may also be worn in a pony tail during physical training. (k) Physical training in utility uniforms. Pony tails are authorized using guidelines set forth in paragraph 3–2a(3)(j), while conducting physical training in utility uniforms. However, if the helmet is worn during physical training, hair must be secured using guidelines in paragraph 3–2a(3)(a) through (k). b. Cosmetics. (1) Standards regarding cosmetics are necessary to maintain uniformity and to avoid an extreme or unprofessional appearance. Males are prohibited from wearing cosmetics, except when medically prescribed. Females are authorized to wear cosmetics with all uniforms, provided they are applied modestly and conservatively, and that they complement both the Soldier’s complexion and the uniform. Leaders at all levels must exercise good judgment when interpreting and enforcing this policy. (2) Eccentric, exaggerated, or faddish cosmetic styles and colors, to include makeup designed to cover tattoos, are inappropriate with the uniform and are prohibited. Permanent makeup, such as eyebrow or eyeliner, is authorized as long as the makeup conforms to the standards outlined above. Eyelash extensions are not authorized unless medically prescribed. (3) Females will not wear shades of lipstick that distinctly contrast with the natural color of their lips, that detract from the uniform, or that are faddish, eccentric, or exaggerated. 6 AR 670–1 • 10 April 2015 (4) Females will comply with the cosmetics policy while in any military uniform or while in civilian clothes on duty. c. Fingernails. All personnel will keep fingernails clean and neatly trimmed. Males will keep nails trimmed so as not to extend beyond the fingertip unless medically required and are not authorized to wear nail polish. Females will not exceed a nail length of 1⁄4 inch as measured from the tip of the finger. Females will trim nails shorter if the commander determines that the longer length detracts from a professional appearance, presents a safety concern, or interferes with the performance of duties. Females may only wear clear polish when in uniform or while in civilian clothes on duty. Females may wear clear acrylic nails, provided they have a natural appearance and conform to Army standards. d. Hygiene and body grooming. Soldiers will maintain good personal hygiene and grooming on a daily basis and wear the uniform so as not to detract from their overall military appearance. ALSO PUSHUPS GO.
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gently caress da Mods posted:stfu fa hey are you white supremacist site poster "ron mexico's pitbull" by any chance
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bonvivant posted:hey are you white supremacist site poster "ron mexico's pitbull" by any chance nah some fag gave that fag my fag av
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gently caress da Mods posted:nah some fag gave that fag my fag av I don't understand what your post to me meant, can you explain it?
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Windows 98 posted:"Thank god you're home! I was beginning to think I couldn't gently caress any more other guys!" Getting bored of loving a whole battalion of civilian men each month.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:and its all just to get a video you can put on youtube for likes and subscriptions... smdh This. People, especially the younger generation, just don't seem to get that normal people act differently when there's a camera around than when there isn't. There's a subconscious pressure to perform, so they act like they think they're supposed to.
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My Q-Face posted:This. People, especially the younger generation, just don't seem to get that normal people act differently when there's a camera around than when there isn't. There's a subconscious pressure to perform, so they act like they think they're supposed to. But for the younger generation there's always a camera around. We all carry cameras in our pockets all day long. Also why didn't he bring her a present back from war? Like a nice necklace made of ears or something? What a selfish jerk.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:maybe im misunderstanding the logistics of a soldier coming home but it seems pretty lovely to get your leave notice/discharge and prepare to leave your base all while pretending you dont know when you're coming home while talking to your spouse Too much time for her to cover up her indiscretions. You need the element of surprise if you're going to bust her red-handed.
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LeoMarr posted:I love chic fil a tbh. Is it wrong to want people to look proper and uniform while they're slaughtering foreign people by the dozen? Is that so wrong???
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