Cutesy words women use to refer to their private part

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jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

"Axe wound"

# ? May 12, 2015 15:04

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tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

Guys long time listener first time poster.
Did someone say axe wound yet? If not then...

Axe wound.

# ? May 12, 2015 15:20

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

tater salad

# ? May 12, 2015 15:33

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

Vajonas brother

# ? May 12, 2015 15:40

Libelous Slander: May 1, 2009; ... you're just creepy ...

snail trail pail

# ? May 12, 2015 15:46

Meatwolfe: Oct 31, 2011

Cum catcher

# ? May 12, 2015 15:52

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

hot pocket

# ? May 12, 2015 16:25

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Slot B (I was Tab A)

always thought that was kinda cute

# ? May 12, 2015 16:32

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Did someone say 'Cool Beans' yet?

Because 'Cool Beans'.

# ? May 12, 2015 16:36

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

semon demon posted:

me when i hear any woman use these terms

fatal error: target word 'vagina' not recognized

# ? May 12, 2015 16:38

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

dog buttz posted:

fatal error: target word 'vagina' not recognized

Not quite true, I see a couple in the back.

# ? May 12, 2015 16:39

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Should be sleeping posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
oval office

# ? May 12, 2015 17:43

FoxieMoxie: Sep 1, 2001; by zen death robot

fuckgina

# ? May 12, 2015 17:50

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

a bay posted:

These are good and more like what I was talking about. I could picture an average type woman saying these words.

yeah if you hang out at the local kindergarten, real women call it their haggard beef shed

# ? May 12, 2015 18:17

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Cum dumpster

# ? May 12, 2015 18:18

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Flower

Kind of looks like a meaty flower I guess, and works well with pollination humor

# ? May 12, 2015 18:19

Max Hammer: Jan 3, 2008; ANTIFREEZE!!!

'China'. As in 'Va-China'. Source - Wife.

# ? May 12, 2015 18:30

Trochantin: Jun 16, 2009

Krakatoa.

# ? May 12, 2015 18:49

hellfaucet: Apr 7, 2009

gooch

# ? May 12, 2015 18:54

NihilismNow: Aug 31, 2003

Cunny pot.

# ? May 12, 2015 19:08

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

pinky tuscadero

# ? May 12, 2015 19:10

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

Grundle neighbour

# ? May 12, 2015 19:10

Baudolino: Apr 1, 2010; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Inside-out peepee.
The swamp.
The unmentionable ( way back in the 1890`s.)

# ? May 12, 2015 19:14

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

Machai posted:

Nega-penis

Antipeen

# ? May 12, 2015 19:19

Kinghorn: May 2, 2006; Seldom do dead men return to haunt the living in such style.

Cum dumpster.

# ? May 12, 2015 19:20

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

garbage disposal

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

that big lebowski quote about the word "vagina"

the big lesbowski

# ? May 12, 2015 19:52

Popeahuntis: Apr 10, 2009

Strawberry Mivvy

# ? May 12, 2015 19:57

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Flower

Kind of looks like a meaty flower I guess, and works well with pollination humor

Check out some Gergia O'Keefe paintings and you'll understand that every flowering plant is just a collocation of genitalia flailing around. Flowers are plant vaginas.

O'Keefe was insistent that she was in no way painting anything sexual, but she sure did paint a lot of close-up, spread-eagle, gonzo shots of plant pussies.

# ? May 12, 2015 20:11

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

flowers are simultaneously vajubjubs & dongars. nature is quaint

# ? May 12, 2015 20:24

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Snootch

# ? May 12, 2015 20:40

Knyteguy: Jul 6, 2005; YES to love
NO to shirts; Toilet Rascal

boner brownie

# ? May 12, 2015 20:50

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

SPLUNGE

# ? May 12, 2015 21:20

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

conch

# ? May 12, 2015 21:21

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

I did not think this thread had staying power, but goons have done it again.

Had a friend in college who called them roast beef.

I'm thinking Arby's

# ? May 12, 2015 21:34