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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Raw is Gibbs' fist for 5/11

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

The Landstander posted:

I'm glad that guy overcame his fear of toddlers

Have you seen the kind of poo poo they produce when they are still in diapers???? It's horrifying. :gonk:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Now show Bryan pulling up in his POS rental!

You mean dropped off by his Uber driver. :v:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

ICP shirt spotted in the audience, officially in Ohio.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Mt. Modular posted:

I got so sick of WWE that I cancelled my Network subscription and didnt watch it last week. And then everyone was like "Oh that was the best Raw in recent memory." So I'm back this week. And here's Triple H. Here we go...

You poor bastard. And now it's time for :words:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

This has gone on for five minutes too long.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh joy a Kane v Roman match how ever can I contain my excitement. :effort:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Yeah let's put the hottest guy in the main event that's not named Seth Rollins in an early loving match and not try a repeat of last weeks amazing match in Ambrose's hometown.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Daniel Bryan: Hey guys I'm doing great! I've been encasing myself in a quartz crystal chamber every night underneath moonlight for my shoulder! I should be a-ok in about six days!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Corporate Kane posted:

i dont know if i can handle no punk and no bryan

Pretty much this. There's only so much Rollins and Ambrose can do.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

turns out zayn is as durable as bryan and broke himself doing his entrance

HIS. loving. ENTRANCE. :wtc:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Corporate Kane posted:

i'm wearing the same thing as dolph and wade, at once

Mental institutions still let you dress up? You must be on your best behavior. :v:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Ozz81 posted:

Paid a visit to Dr. Feelgood

The new meds and pain doctor.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Just noticed Neville has a mouthguard, and while Cena is laying there his jorts makes it look he has a massive erection.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Sooooo that was it?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

When the gently caress did the Bellas become faces???? :stare:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Whenever a Bella screams it reminds me of Eugene. I think I have problems.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Sigma posted:

Tamina just killed Brie

Now she can join Daniel Bryan on his farm.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:stare: Holy poo poo.......................

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh thank gently caress, it's the Ascension.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

JBL and Cole have gone completely off script with their loss of speech.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:allears: Lita just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DB makes his way to the stage he keeps re injuring his neck and shoulder. I'm just glad he's not coming down in an electric wheelchair.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dr. rear end posted:

I'll spoil the promo for you: he's gonna chuckle and say "and uh..." a lot

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

My neck is fine but the rest of my body has MRSA.

Oh so all he needs is a Z pak then. No problem. :v:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

gif that hot blonde in the audience with the ooooooh face.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Blasmeister posted:

crowd having a hard time chanting anything coherent

Ohio.txt

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

At least he saw a real doctor this time

A shaman at Cochella doesn't count.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Just retire, man. Just say goodbye. We love you, but loving retire.

Seriously, it's not like Brie would look forward to taking care of a vegetable so early in both of their lives.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dangerous Person posted:

I feel so bad that he has to keep doing this.

It's his own drat fault. He refuses to alter his move set in order to work safer. Austin said something about this I think the Raw after the last PPV with Wade Keller. You get older you change your stuff up because of injuries etc......you only turn it up to 10/11 for special occasions that way you can last longer and be healthier. DB for some reason doesn't do that.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Cole cannot tell black people apart.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

The gently caress how is this PPV gonna be handled two in a month????

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

sticklefifer posted:

Being exclusive to the Network means they can probably do just the match and not a whole card.

They'll probably do a whole card anyway.

That's pretty much what they did for KOTR. And Corpus is two hours away from me! I would really like to see a super expensive house show.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

sticklefifer posted:

Sometimes when JBL says "wah wah wah" he sounds like the Penguin laughing.

God bless Meredith Burgess.

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