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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Which would feel best to the woman of my choice?

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

She'll be naked on them, hth.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




if she's a real keeper, you'll want rubber sheets for sure. protect your investment when things get wild, son.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

She won't be conscious. Does that matter?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Satin sheets are hot as gently caress and it's coming into the summer, so I'd go silk.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.amazon.com/Divatex-Fashions-Royal-Opulence-Satin/dp/B000RH174Y/

http://www.amazon.com/Soft-Silker-Mulberry-Seamless-Without/dp/B00SQT00G6

Well let's see, $25 versus $380. Gee I don't know, which one do you think op??

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Silk and you're dumb for asking.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Just get like 1000 thread count sheets. Not as expensive as silk but still pretty baller.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
those t shirt sheets

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Both are terrible because they keep sliding off the bed while you sleep. They seem like a good idea but in reality they suck.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

BigBoss posted:

Both are terrible because they keep sliding off the bed while you sleep. They seem like a good idea but in reality they suck.

Upgrade your foreign born bedmaker son

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Cotton sheets from target are cool.

I dunno, the cheap ones?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
flannelette

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'm kinda leaning toward micro fleece right now.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

No. 6 posted:

I'm kinda leaning toward micro fleece right now.

If you're looking for an actual suggestion then get rayon sheets

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
have you considered force-feeding a woman your chosen sheets?

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:
i bought some like silk sheets but my callused hands and feet feel all crunchy on them, worst investment of my life

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Ooooh get these ones they look neat


ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007
seconding fish sheets

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

what option has sonic the hedgehog print

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Buy the fish sheets OP

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I use sheets I stole from a $35/night smoking room in a motel in Dangerfield, TX, on my twin mattress that I found outside a student apartment complex when the semester ended.

No box springs but fruit crates from behind HEB work well enough.

My kitty is either my pillow or my comforter depending on whatever mood she's in and my computer is my space heater.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
They're a great way to let the woman in your life know how you really think about her.


As in "I'm only dating you so my friends and family don't realize I'm gay".

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
just throw a bunch of beach towels on the bed.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
Why not buy satin sheets made of silk? Silk is a fiber, satin is a weave.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Harrower posted:

just throw a bunch of beach towels on the bed.

this is actually a really legit solution if you're in the tropics

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


If it's a black or Hispanic chick then silk.

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ive found that body fluids stand out more on satin than cotton

too poor for silk

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