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Yolomon Wayne posted:How come child protection doesnt go apeshit over this? my old lady works at cps and lol if you haven't seen her coworkers
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Your lower sex drive compliments the fact nobody wants to spend time with you
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May 12, 2015 12:53
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All the Ranch dressing you can swallow. ALL OF IT.
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May 12, 2015 13:13
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It's great being fat. I am fat.
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May 12, 2015 13:15
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You save money on going out because nobody asks you. You can then spend this money saved on more cakes and candy.
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May 12, 2015 13:17
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i'm fat atm (need to lose 20lbs) but not stop traffic fat and sometimes i'm jealous of the really fat people that have just shrugged society and all their expectations and have gone to live in a wonderland where they get to eat pizza and candy all day long. sometimes i feel the same thing about d&d nerds. like wouldn't it just be great to care about nothing but orcs and have my entire social life consist of nothing but my peers in a "been there downloaded that" tshirt with no annoying girlfriends or responsibilities...
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May 12, 2015 13:19
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Drought and famine resistance. Also you can race scooters around Walmart.
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May 12, 2015 13:25
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as a male it's more acceptable to pee sitting down
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May 12, 2015 13:27
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the gout
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May 12, 2015 13:28
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Premature death
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May 12, 2015 13:39
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You can set goals for weight loss and feel great about your progress! My fitbit was a motivator, contributing to the loss of about 30 pounds, and I'm well on my way to my target weight. It truly turned fitness into a game and health into an achievement!
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May 12, 2015 13:39
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You can do a pretty epic cannonball/jackknife into the pool.
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May 12, 2015 13:40
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Whimsy posted:You can set goals for weight loss and feel great about your progress! yeah im 5'6" 260 and myt goal weight is 240 so maybe a fitbit would help with those last 20 lbs
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May 12, 2015 13:43
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This was published in the United Arab Emirates, one of the fattest places on earth: "Being chubby has its benefits" http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-news/being-chubby-has-its-benefits
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May 12, 2015 13:44
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when you tell people how much you weigh they'll say things like "Oh, really? You carry it well" which actually means "Holy poo poo, that's fatter than I thought a human being could get and still walk around" and you will be so far gone by then that you'll take it as a compliment
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May 12, 2015 16:38
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no one will want to sit next to you in planes or theaters so you get extra space to yourself!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoTQ3aOEz54 lol it thinks it is human and valid.
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May 12, 2015 16:44
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Meatwave posted:You save money on not buying condoms
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May 12, 2015 16:53
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you get to poop in the shower:
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May 12, 2015 16:58
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Lol I'm 6'1" and 165lbs and I feel like a loving tubster. Then again I'm textbook skinnyfat so I should probably go lift heavy things for a while
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May 12, 2015 16:59
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HD DAD posted:Lol I'm 6'1" and 165lbs and I feel like a loving tubster. Then again I'm textbook skinnyfat so I should probably go lift heavy things for a while The dad bod is so in right now.
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May 12, 2015 17:02
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You can be sure that the women in your life aren`t just doing it for your looks. Plus you`ll get a quicker release from this vale of tears. I am constantly filling my mouth hole with unhealthy fod because of this, it`s suicide in slow motion. Best of all my relatives won`t be aware that i killed myself so they will feel less sad. Meanwhile i get to enjoy grotesque volumes of Food, snacks, candy and alcohol. It`s a win win when you think about it.
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May 12, 2015 20:13
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social vegan posted:people are more impressed when u can dance well I can confirm this. People just go wide - eyed with wonder whenever you do something requiring modest coordination on the dance floor. Set the bar low, aim for the middle.
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May 12, 2015 20:19
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Pastor Perineum posted:you get to poop in the shower: Is this because this person is too obese to sit on a toilet and wipe their rear end properly? Jesus loving poo poo christ.
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May 12, 2015 20:21
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Pastor Perineum posted:you get to poop in the shower: thank god I logged on to the internet to read this today.
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May 12, 2015 20:25
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Moridin920 posted:Is this because this person is too obese to sit on a toilet and wipe their rear end properly? What is the new method he learned?
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May 12, 2015 20:25
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jarofpiss posted:yeah im 5'6" 260 and myt goal weight is 240 so maybe a fitbit would help with those last 20 lbs uhhh you're actually morbidly obese and 20 pounds isn't gonna cut it lard-o
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May 12, 2015 20:25
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jarofpiss posted:yeah im 5'6" 260 and myt goal weight is 240 so maybe a fitbit would help with those last 20 lbs Dude you are two inches shorter than me and weigh almost 100 pounds more than me, you are loving fat. Your goal weight should be like 150 what the gently caress is this 20 pounds business?
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May 12, 2015 20:28
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Three Olives posted:Dude you are two inches shorter than me and weigh almost 100 pounds more than me, you are loving fat. Your goal weight should be like 150 what the gently caress is this 20 pounds business? Hush up chubs. Youre the last one that should be commenting on weight.
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May 12, 2015 20:32
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Dr. Carwash posted:uhhh you're actually morbidly obese and 20 pounds isn't gonna cut it lard-o I'm almost positive that post was a joke. Nobody at that height and weight would put 240 as their endgame, or need a fitbit to get there. At that point you could eat 2000 calories a day and still be in enough of a deficit to lose like half a pound a day. This is why it has to be a joke, right?
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May 12, 2015 20:34
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stop setting yourself up for disappointment
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Hobohemian posted:I'm almost positive that post was a joke. Nobody at that height and weight would put 240 as their endgame, or need a fitbit to get there. At that point you could eat 2000 calories a day and still be in enough of a deficit to lose like half a pound a day. This is why it has to be a joke, right? stop setting yourself up for disappointment
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May 12, 2015 20:35
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psyopmonkey posted:Hush up chubs. I'm not fat.
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May 12, 2015 20:37
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Three Olives posted:I'm not fat. Lol, ok.
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psyopmonkey posted:Lol, ok. he's just got a big round face chill out
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:he's just got a big round face chill out To match his big round definition'less gut.
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May 12, 2015 20:40
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buoyancy vrrmrmrmrmrmmrmrmrmrm 
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Hobohemian posted:What is the new method he learned? Dunno but I'm not sure if I want to either. Some poop black hole that ends up loving the neighbor over or something probably.
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you can wear baggy shapeless clothes and not worry about your appearance or fashion. You are totally free from the enslaving media
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