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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

VendaGoat posted:

Why is it illegal to charge for something that is perfectly legal, to give away for free?

Mostly the same reason it is illegal to sell an organ, there is a school of thought that the money will seem so easy for those in dire situations that they would take risks that they wouldn't ordinarily take in sound mind. I personally don't fully agree with that in organs or prostitution but I do think those that make the argument are making a reasonable one.

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
I dated a 42 year old escort.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i have not, but after reading some of trixie hardcore's stories about The Biz, i feel like i have, at a distance.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Three Olives posted:

Mostly the same reason it is illegal to sell an organ, there is a school of thought that the money will seem so easy for those in dire situations that they would take risks that they wouldn't ordinarily take in sound mind. I personally don't fully agree with that in organs or prostitution but I do think those that make the argument are making a reasonable one.

why is it illegal to charge for something in private that is perfectly legal to charge for, on camera?

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



theres hope for this thread yet

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
they have to know how to go low and slow, joe.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
pet island no doubt

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

jiharlequinade posted:

I would never pay for sex but once or twice a month I pay a pro to tell me I'm a very bad boy a bad bad boy while I scrub the floor on my hands and knees wearing a dress

I'll do it for free if you clean my house well.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Rhymenoserous posted:

I'll do it for free if you clean my house well.

I had a straight male friend who worked as a gay dom phonesex operator.

Listening in on those calls was hilarious.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
in visiting one right now here's a picture she just snapped

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Doctor Schnabel posted:

in visiting one right now here's a picture she just snapped



report this guy for doxxing me (im the baby)

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
n-no...you see the joke is that i'm the baby...she snapped the picture of us b-because she a hooker and im the john... :negative:

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Goons can't even be in the same breathing space as most females I don't see why they would pay for that kind of torture.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Aferisan posted:

Goons can't even be in the same breathing space as most females I don't see why they would pay for that kind of torture.

some ppl pay lots of money for torture where they can't breathe

have you never read a chuck palahniuk story??

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004
I was out of my mind on klonopin and mephedrone one day and had sex with a prostitute.

I had taken 30-40mg of klonopin and was pretty much totally blacked out. I was living on the west side of Saginaw (think mini flint, which is a mini Detroit) at the time so the area was fairly ghetto. I went to the liquor store next to my house to get some alcohol, my memory is extremely hazy but I ran into a girl there, I don't know how she came back to my house. I imagine she could tell I was hosed up and since she was a dopefiend herself she struck up a conversation.

I remember she was very good looking, like 19 years old and white.

Anyways I take her back to my house and my roommates are all looking at me like I hit the lotto. I take her to my room and we start hitting lines of mephedrone. This is were my memory clears up a little bit. Anyways we have nasty tweaker sex and what not for hours.

I had just got 100gs in the mail so I bagged her up a gram to take home. I remember she said something along the lines of "How much is that worth?", I told her I sold it for $40 and she seemed pleased. She asked if I could walk her back to the liquor store for her mom to pick her up. I thought it was weird she'd want her mom seeing some dude she banged from the liquor store but whatever.

I walked her back to the store and his hoopty pulls up with a big nasty menthol smoking middle aged lady in front and some older black dude in the passenger. As soon as she pulls up the mom says "Did he give you the money?" in this super raspy voice, to which the girl replies "No, he gave us meth instead". She kept thinking the drug was meth.

I ended up having sex with her a few more times after that. I never paid or anything, just got high with her.

When I went to prison I mentioned her name to a bunch of dudes from the hood and they all had known her and hosed her. They were -amazed- that I didn't use a condom when I hosed her, and these were some grimy dudes themselves.

All her texts messages had a signature that was like ~*~*RoBiN*~*~ or some goofy poo poo.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
my sweet joke with the reddit picture bombed...ill never be patch adams :cripes:

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
yes, all over the world, sometimes for free

but i dont really make a habit of it, it just kinda turns out that way

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

this is a really depressing story and an indictment of both the drug war and the sorry state of affairs in the USA in general

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

The Valuum posted:

I was out of my mind on klonopin and mephedrone one day and had sex with a prostitute.

I had taken 30-40mg of klonopin and was pretty much totally blacked out. I was living on the west side of Saginaw (think mini flint, which is a mini Detroit) at the time so the area was fairly ghetto. I went to the liquor store next to my house to get some alcohol, my memory is extremely hazy but I ran into a girl there, I don't know how she came back to my house. I imagine she could tell I was hosed up and since she was a dopefiend herself she struck up a conversation.

I remember she was very good looking, like 19 years old and white.

Anyways I take her back to my house and my roommates are all looking at me like I hit the lotto. I take her to my room and we start hitting lines of mephedrone. This is were my memory clears up a little bit. Anyways we have nasty tweaker sex and what not for hours.

I had just got 100gs in the mail so I bagged her up a gram to take home. I remember she said something along the lines of "How much is that worth?", I told her I sold it for $40 and she seemed pleased. She asked if I could walk her back to the liquor store for her mom to pick her up. I thought it was weird she'd want her mom seeing some dude she banged from the liquor store but whatever.

I walked her back to the store and his hoopty pulls up with a big nasty menthol smoking middle aged lady in front and some older black dude in the passenger. As soon as she pulls up the mom says "Did he give you the money?" in this super raspy voice, to which the girl replies "No, he gave us meth instead". She kept thinking the drug was meth.

I ended up having sex with her a few more times after that. I never paid or anything, just got high with her.

When I went to prison I mentioned her name to a bunch of dudes from the hood and they all had known her and hosed her. They were -amazed- that I didn't use a condom when I hosed her, and these were some grimy dudes themselves.

All her texts messages had a signature that was like ~*~*RoBiN*~*~ or some goofy poo poo.

you are cool will you be my older brother

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
A bunch of times overseas.

But, not in the states.

:shrug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

psyopmonkey posted:

A bunch of times overseas.

But, not in the states.

:shrug:

Hey, wanna make 50$?

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004

Moridin920 posted:

this is a really depressing story and an indictment of both the drug war and the sorry state of affairs in the USA in general

Yeah once I found out she was getting pimped out by her mom I felt, I dunno, numb. I walked back into my house and my roommates all went to high five me and I said "I think I just did something really bad".

Really though she seemed pretty happy.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Well she had just scored some "meth"

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

Three Olives posted:

Have you ever heard of Flirty Fishing? It was a weird christian cult thing where the female members (And allegedly some of the male members at gay bars) would pick up men at bars and have sex with them in order to have the chance to talk to them about Jesus. Not kidding.

Blessed art thou among whores and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, herpes.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

The Valuum posted:

Yeah once I found out she was getting pimped out by her mom I felt, I dunno, numb. I walked back into my house and my roommates all went to high five me and I said "I think I just did something really bad".

Really though she seemed pretty happy.

If it wasn't you it'd have been someone else.

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

The Valuum posted:

Yeah once I found out she was getting pimped out by her mom I felt, I dunno, numb. I walked back into my house and my roommates all went to high five me and I said "I think I just did something really bad".

Really though she seemed pretty happy.

Your roommates high-fived you for patronizing a prostitute?

If you banged a girl without paying would they throw a block party?

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
Yes. I've sold prostitutes too, ask me about it

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Once I drew out money from my mother's bank account (I'd used her card to buy shopping and then accidentally taken it to the pub with me), and decided to visit the brothel in our town but I was so drunk I couldn't find it, so I ended up knocking on three different people's doors, pissing them off. That is my prostitute story OP

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im incredibly rich but incredibly fat and old so I assume these 20 year old superhotties who wanna get with me are after my money, which in a way makes them prostitutes really

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

Zzulu posted:

im incredibly rich but incredibly fat and old so I assume these 20 year old superhotties who wanna get with me are after my money, which in a way makes them prostitutes really

And pretty much validates that apart from your money, you really don't bring anything to the table.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'd totally pose as a sinner in need of spiritual guidance if it let me gently caress some jesus freaks.

I love that poo poo. It gets me off to think I'm defiling them or whatever.

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004

Nickelback Concert posted:

Your roommates high-fived you for patronizing a prostitute?

If you banged a girl without paying would they throw a block party?

They didn't know she was a prostitute, I didn't realize she was one until her mom pulled up. I guess it was somewhat naive to think she was banging dudes she met at the liquor store for free, at least dudes that look like me.

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

The Valuum posted:

They didn't know she was a prostitute, I didn't realize she was one until her mom pulled up. I guess it was somewhat naive to think she was banging dudes she met at the liquor store for free, at least dudes that look like me.

This just got more interesting.

I want the full story.

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004

Nickelback Concert posted:

This just got more interesting.

I want the full story.

I posted the full story, when her mom came to pick her up she asked the girl if I paid her the money, to which she replied "No, he gave us meth instead".

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I've never had sex with prostitute but if I did, I would probably go for one of those $2000 type hookers.

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015

The Valuum posted:

I posted the full story, when her mom came to pick her up she asked the girl if I paid her the money, to which she replied "No, he gave us meth instead".

My bad; I didn't read the above.

What did you time for?

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004

Nickelback Concert posted:

My bad; I didn't read the above.

What did you time for?

I sold drugs online back in the days before TOR. I was on some online drug scene sites and a goon torrent site. I originally got 6 months in county and 5 years of probation. 3.5 years into probation I dropped dirty and they gave me 2 years (1 year really, but then the parole board flopped me).

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



There is a mother at my sons school who is on the prozzy retirement plan - i.e. find an ugly older dude with some money and marry him once your pussy is all torn up. She used to boast to us about how she would sometimes fly down to London and gently caress some arab dude who still had a thing for her at £1500 a pop. She was nice enough looking, but pretty much a psycho.

I also know a ex prostitute ex cult member who used to do the flirty thing, but what she used to do was lure men back for the male cult leader to gently caress in large scale totally not gay all male orgies. Thankfully once she had a kid she managed to get out, flee the country, and is now doing alright.

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
This was in E/N before.


Yes I have a 23 year old escort(hooker). She was very pretty with a great rear end. I paid 150 for an hour and she was clean, as far as I can tell. She didn't look like a dirty crack whore but who knows she might have had a huge drug problem. But I didn't ask and she never brought any drama to our deals. I paid, we hosed, and she left. She was always very nice and was a pretty good gently caress actually.

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Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
i paid for an escort to come to my hotel room when i was in another city on business for the novelty. it was awful. i guess they're fine if you don't care whether the other person actually wants to gently caress you. F------- would not pay for sex again

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