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erection
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May 12, 2015 22:32
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Gun. Get the gently caress away from me you fat ugly piece of poo poo."
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May 12, 2015 22:33
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penis e:fb
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May 12, 2015 22:34
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"Terrible father issues" (Jackpot)
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May 12, 2015 22:34
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girls dont say funny things
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May 12, 2015 22:35
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feminist opinions
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May 12, 2015 22:36
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gross nerd making threads about what he imagines I would say
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May 12, 2015 22:37
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"hernia"
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May 12, 2015 22:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUt3yqZGHas
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May 12, 2015 22:37
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small penis fetish so I love you
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May 12, 2015 22:38
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Bernie Sanders! lol
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May 12, 2015 22:38
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xbox one
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May 12, 2015 22:39
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miata
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May 12, 2015 22:39
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extensive anime collection
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May 12, 2015 22:40
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stairs in my house!
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May 12, 2015 22:40
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Dead cat in my bag.
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May 12, 2015 22:40
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slam whale
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May 12, 2015 22:42
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can of mace
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May 12, 2015 22:47
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bad case of Crohn's." She then hikes her skirt and shits with such force that she shoots off into the sky like a rocket.
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May 12, 2015 22:48
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RAPE!
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May 12, 2015 22:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg My second to least favorite Weird Al song.
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May 12, 2015 22:58
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terrible idea for a thread
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May 12, 2015 23:05
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few lingering doubts regarding the holocaust
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May 12, 2015 23:06
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reddit account"
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May 12, 2015 23:07
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opinion on world events silly girls are always saying things like that.
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May 12, 2015 23:12
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egg
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May 12, 2015 23:17
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I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke When i'm gone no one gets on cuz I won't let Nobody press up and mess up the seen I set I like to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder drat But think about it then you'll understand I'm just an addict addicted to music Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm I hook a beat up convert it into hip-hop form Write a rhyme in graffitti in every show you see me in Deep concentration, cuz I'm no comedian Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named Another enemy, not even a friend of me Cuz you'll get fried in the end when you pretend to be Competin' cuz I just put your mind on pause and I complete when - you compare my rhyme wit yours I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stunned Remember me, the one you got your idea from But soon you start to suffer, the tune'll get rougher When you start to stutter that's when you had enuff of Biting, it'll make you choke, you can't provoke You can't cope, you should've broke because I ain't no joke I got a question, as serious as cancer Who can keep the average dancer Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling This is what we all sit down to write You can't make it so you take it home, break it and bite Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits Get the style down pat then it's time to switch Put my tape on pause and add some more to yours Then you fake it you're ready for the neighborhood chores The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be When you come up to speak, don't even lie to me You like to exaggerate, dream and imaginate Then change the rhyme around, that can aggravate me So when you see me come up, freeze Or you'll be one of those 7 MC's They think that I'm a new jack but only if they knew that They who think wrong are they who can't do that Style that I'm doing, they might ruin Patterns and paragraphs based on you and Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say Play 'em, so I'ma have to diss and bro You could get a smack for this, I ain't no joke I hold the microphone like a grudge B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge I hold a conversation cuz when I invent I nominated my DJ to president When I'm see I'll, keep a freestyle, going steadily So pucker up and whistle my melody But whatever you do, don't miss one They'll be another rough rhyme after this one Before you know it, you're following and fiending Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning Like before the middle of my story I'm telling Nobody beats the R so stop yelling Save it, put it in your pocket for later Cuz I'm moving the crowd and B'll wreck the fader No interruptions til the mic is broke When I'm gone, then you can joke Cuz everything is real on a serious tip Keep playing and I varies quick And take you for a walk through hell Freeze your dome then watch your eyeballs swell Guide you out of triple stage darkness When it get dark again then I'ma spark this Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke then I finish when the beat is gone, I'm no joke
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May 12, 2015 23:18
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This thread is dumb, I'm just gonna empty quote the longest poo poo post to be an rear end in a top hatJebanyPedal posted:I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke Jackpot.
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May 12, 2015 23:20
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Jackpot. more like (you're a) Jackoff
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May 12, 2015 23:24
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give me a handjob. bitch
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May 12, 2015 23:36
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SPICEY MEATABALL
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May 12, 2015 23:39
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Harald posted:erection
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May 12, 2015 23:43
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"YOU'D LOOK GOOD CUT UP IN MY FREEZER, BITCH! I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEED!!" A fun thing my friend with tourettes said to a group of girls.
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May 12, 2015 23:52
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Coolie Ghost posted:more like (you're a) Jackoff 
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May 12, 2015 23:54
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husband you know, he's sure to hear everything"
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May 12, 2015 23:56
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Caramel Macchiato.
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May 13, 2015 00:13
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prolapsed anus
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May 13, 2015 00:14
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Big cock, nah just pumped up, I just got some poo poo from the thrift shop
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May 13, 2015 00:18
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blank space baby *click sound* and ill write your name
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