the new baitbus is pretty bad

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Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

though to be fair, the old one was fairly unsavory, to say the least. Soliciting straight men under false pretenses is very problematic from an ethical point of view and only serves to reinforce the worst stereotypes about gay men

# ? May 13, 2015 02:52

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criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

I like it when they have the skinny twink sitting on the "straight" guy's cock while he's blindfolded and the guy never seems to feel the twinks balls slapping his thighs or anything, and acts all shocked when the "reveal" happens.

# ? May 13, 2015 02:55

ghost host: Apr 17, 2010; ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

does anyone except for gay men enjoy gay porn?

lesbians are a big market. never hear about ladies flicking the bean to dudes going to Poundtown on the #69 Rimjob route

# ? May 13, 2015 02:56

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

hmm this is a thread in which i am entirely unfamiliar with the content but i'm willing to learn more

# ? May 13, 2015 02:57

ghost host: Apr 17, 2010; ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

someone post that vid of the Japanese gameshow where that straight guy was challenged to not cum during a blowjob from a famous Japanese gaybar owner.

the one with the little courtesy curtain around the spectacle.

# ? May 13, 2015 02:59

Nemesis Of Moles: Jul 25, 2007

diabeetz posted:

does anyone except for gay men enjoy gay porn?

lesbians are a big market. never hear about ladies flicking the bean to dudes going to Poundtown on the #69 Rimjob route

Jesus Christ

# ? May 13, 2015 03:00

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

jarofpiss posted:

hmm this is a thread in which i am entirely unfamiliar with the content but i'm willing to learn more

It goes like this:

A van pulls up to some guy walking down the street, and a chick with basketball boobs hangs out the window and asks if he wants a blowjob.

He, of course, gets in, and she says he needs to put on a blindfold because she's shy or something. He does, and some skinny naked twink crawls out from under the van seat and starts blowing him and sitting on his donger. Then they rip the blindfold off and the guy is like "no way I ain't a fag, but that felt good" so then the twink bends over and the "straight" guy sends him to poundtown while the basketball-boobed woman claps and cheers.

# ? May 13, 2015 03:01

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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diabeetz posted:

does anyone except for gay men enjoy gay porn?

lesbians are a big market. never hear about ladies flicking the bean to dudes going to Poundtown on the #69 Rimjob route

they do that

just the ones that do tend to be goon-like

# ? May 13, 2015 03:01

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

criscodisco posted:

It goes like this:

A van pulls up to some guy walking down the street, and a chick with basketball boobs hangs out the window and asks if he wants a blowjob.

He, of course, gets in, and she says he needs to put on a blindfold because she's shy or something. He does, and some skinny naked twink crawls out from under the van seat and starts blowing him and sitting on his donger. Then they rip the blindfold off and the guy is like "no way I ain't a fag, but that felt good" so then the twink bends over and the "straight" guy sends him to poundtown while the basketball-boobed woman claps and cheers.

# ? May 13, 2015 03:03

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

criscodisco posted:

It goes like this:

A van pulls up to some guy walking down the street, and a chick with basketball boobs hangs out the window and asks if he wants a blowjob.

He, of course, gets in, and she says he needs to put on a blindfold because she's shy or something. He does, and some skinny naked twink crawls out from under the van seat and starts blowing him and sitting on his donger. Then they rip the blindfold off and the guy is like "no way I ain't a fag, but that felt good" so then the twink bends over and the "straight" guy sends him to poundtown while the basketball-boobed woman claps and cheers.

so basically what this thread just did to me. i get it now i think. :getin:

# ? May 13, 2015 03:11

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

this was one of the few safe google images i found. could be a 2002 (?) goon.

# ? May 13, 2015 03:12

Terrorist Fistbump: Jan 29, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

criscodisco posted:

It goes like this:

A van pulls up to some guy walking down the street, and a chick with basketball boobs hangs out the window and asks if he wants a blowjob.

He, of course, gets in, and she says he needs to put on a blindfold because she's shy or something. He does, and some skinny naked twink crawls out from under the van seat and starts blowing him and sitting on his donger. Then they rip the blindfold off and the guy is like "no way I ain't a fag, but that felt good" so then the twink bends over and the "straight" guy sends him to poundtown while the basketball-boobed woman claps and cheers.

how does one get "roped in" as they say

# ? May 13, 2015 03:21

1st_Panzer_Div.: May 11, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Rambling Robot posted:

this was one of the few safe google images i found. could be a 2002 (?) goon.

no neckbeard, no way

# ? May 13, 2015 03:21

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

is it ok if you stop posting porn thread sjust for one thread, then you can go back to porn threads?

# ? May 13, 2015 03:22

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

czech hunter is the creepiest thing ive ever seen

# ? May 13, 2015 03:23

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

goon hunter.

# ? May 13, 2015 03:38

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Feminition posted:

czech hunter is the creepiest thing ive ever seen

Never heard of it. What is it

# ? May 13, 2015 03:38

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

criscodisco posted:

It goes like this:

A van pulls up to some guy walking down the street, and a chick with basketball boobs hangs out the window and asks if he wants a blowjob.

He, of course, gets in, and she says he needs to put on a blindfold because she's shy or something. He does, and some skinny naked twink crawls out from under the van seat and starts blowing him and sitting on his donger. Then they rip the blindfold off and the guy is like "no way I ain't a fag, but that felt good" so then the twink bends over and the "straight" guy sends him to poundtown while the basketball-boobed woman claps and cheers.

Good write up.

# ? May 13, 2015 03:44

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

it's like big sausage pizza for gays

they dont even stick to the premise that long

# ? May 13, 2015 03:54

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

nomadologique posted:

is it ok if you stop posting ?

# ? May 13, 2015 03:56

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

is there a reverse bait bus where they trick gay guys into accepting blowjobs from women

i would laugh my rear end off watching that

# ? May 13, 2015 03:58

Pox: Feb 16, 2015

Go away, baitin'

# ? May 13, 2015 03:59

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Nagato posted:

is there a reverse bait bus where they trick gay guys into accepting blowjobs from women

i would laugh my rear end off watching that

or women getting blowjobs from gays.

oh!

# ? May 13, 2015 04:01

IBurnStuffAlot: Feb 25, 2008; DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

Feminition posted:

czech hunter is the creepiest thing ive ever seen

what is his M.O?

# ? May 13, 2015 04:02

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nagato posted:

is there a reverse bait bus where they trick gay guys into accepting blowjobs from women

i would laugh my rear end off watching that

there's plenty of porn for you already HETERONORMIE

# ? May 13, 2015 04:05

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

with a little bit of skill and a whole lot of luck, u can turn any bus into a batebus too

# ? May 13, 2015 04:11

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

does basketballboobs ever look bored by the charade?

# ? May 13, 2015 13:43

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SectumSempra: Jun 22, 2011; Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood

Feminition posted:

czech hunter is the creepiest thing ive ever seen

subtitle
Would you let me do this project

"speaks czech for 10 minutes"

# ? May 14, 2015 01:42

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