If Tumblr was a nation what kind of foreign policy would it have?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > If Tumblr was a nation what kind of foreign policy would it have?

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

What alliances would it create? How much would it rely on imported vs. domestic oil? Would it be a peaceful or aggressive nation? What goods would they export, or would they just rely solely on foreign aid?