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Dad bod is hot right now and I want to get one. Is there a way to turn my goon bod into a dad bod? I have cargo pants and cargo shorts available for all weather conditions, if I need to go outside for this.
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May 13, 2015 18:57
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Sit at a desk and work but also walk 10 miles a day in an urban environment. Eat meat and drink beer. Have sex on weekends.
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May 13, 2015 19:00
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nah dude, you're either a dadbod or a grossbod from birth
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May 13, 2015 19:01
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Anus bod.
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May 13, 2015 19:02
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It's me, I am the dad bod.
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May 13, 2015 19:02
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dad bod so what
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May 13, 2015 19:04
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get an office job like a grown up
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May 13, 2015 19:05
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Really good feedback guys, I think I can do this.
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May 13, 2015 19:08
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I'm going to Los Angeles on vacation in June, I hope your advice pays off by then!
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May 13, 2015 19:10
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I knew the whole gym thing was a bullshit trend. Glad I stayed gross and malnourished
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May 13, 2015 19:11
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A cheap beer is a very important accessory for the dad bod
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May 13, 2015 19:12
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lift weights semi-regularly and continue to not give a gently caress about what you eat. the dad bod is an attainable bod
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May 13, 2015 19:12
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Chairman Wao posted:A cheap beer is a very important accessory for the dad bod
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May 13, 2015 19:16
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It's the happy medium between skinnyfat and supercut. Don't be a sedentary slob and just walk around like a normal human when you're not at your desk job. It happens naturally for a lot of people and should just be called "normal" and not have a weird label.
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May 13, 2015 19:17
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Skip the dad bod and go straight through to uncle bod. Skinny fat with strong belly curves. Tell your nephews about tropical fish, pc gaming and motorbikes.
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May 13, 2015 19:32
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Infinite Karma posted:I like craft beer, should I add Chelada to my rotation for this diet? and the whole drat bag of chips
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May 13, 2015 19:39
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Yeah just got on my exercise bike sweatin thanks thread
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May 13, 2015 19:42
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Fairly passive posted:Skip the dad bod and go straight through to uncle bod. Skinny fat with strong belly curves. Tell your nephews about tropical fish, pc gaming and motorbikes. goons don't need advice on how to do this. this is the default life pathway for us
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May 13, 2015 19:47
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naem posted:Yeah just got on my exercise bike sweatin thanks thread When I decided to do a blog specific to the IRONMAN, I decided to tell it all, the good, the bad, the stupid, and the destined to get picked up and endlessly talked about by my ridiculous haters. This probably falls into the last three categories. Clyde is back from the bike shop. We decided that for my 2 hour bike last week I would put him on the trainer (a thing that allows you to turn your outdoor bike into an indoor bike with variable resistance.) I was feeling pretty triumphant because I had put the trainer together, then removed Clyde’s back wheel quick release lever and replaced it with the tightening rod from the trainer, and then got Clyde onto the trainer. I had grease on my hands and hadn’t broken anything. Success! It was also bittersweet. As I mentioned before Clyde is a gift from my friend whose husband had passed away – Clyde was his bike. She is an amazing person and from the times that we met and her stories of him he was an incredibly kind and smart man and was really encouraging to me. It’s an absolutely tragedy that he died so young. I hope he is happy that I have Clyde, I think he would be, and I think he’d think that the story I’m about to tell you was funny. So it was with great confidence and a little sadness that I set out on my inaugural “training ride” with Clyde. The thing is, his handlebars don’t go up very far so I was much more doubled over than I normally would be on the spin bike. That meant that at the top of each pedal stroke my knee went into my stomach. At first I was just a bit annoying, at around 30 minutes I was definitely noticing it and an hour in it was really starting to hurt. But I wanted to finish out my ride so I sucked it up and finished the two hours. My poor belly is visibly bruised, and my stomach was upset that night and the next day. I told you it was a bad decision! I thought it might be interesting to calculate how many times I had actually managed to knee myself. I was doing two hours at an average of 85 revolutions per minute (the workout included alternating between 80 and 90). RPMs are calculated based on one foot (so, for example, you count only the times that your right foot goes around, not counting the left) so since both of my knees were ending up in my stomach that meant that I was getting kneed twice for each revolution. So: 85 (rpm) x 2 (for both the right and the left knee) x 120 (minutes) = 20,400 = Ouch The good news is that this is easily remedied by getting some work done on my handlebars. I’ve known from the beginning that I would be riding more upright than the average rider, and if I had any doubt I’ve definitely cleared that right up. In the meantime, I’m back to the spin bike and committed to making better decisions with regards to the way I treat my awesome belly.
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May 13, 2015 19:48
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Three Olives posted:When I decided to do a blog specific to the IRONMAN, I decided to tell it all, the good, the bad, the stupid, and the destined to get picked up and endlessly talked about by my ridiculous haters. This probably falls into the last three categories. Do you have any idea how gay you really are?
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May 13, 2015 19:49
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Three Olives posted:When I decided to do a blog specific to the IRONMAN, I decided to tell it all, the good, the bad, the stupid, and the destined to get picked up and endlessly talked about by my ridiculous haters. This probably falls into the last three categories. condo
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May 13, 2015 19:51
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I like chelada thanks Mexican ex gf
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May 13, 2015 19:56
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dad bods are gross and not even ironically cute.
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May 13, 2015 19:56
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Millie posted:dad bods are gross and not even ironically cute. the women who are idolizing them have mom-bods, most likely
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May 13, 2015 19:59
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HD DAD posted:condo We don't allow scrubs at my condo gym sorry no dad bods.
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May 13, 2015 19:59
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Imagine the wave of internet bile that would be spewed at any woman who tried to declare that "mombod" was a thing now.
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May 13, 2015 20:02
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Entropic posted:Imagine the wave of internet bile that would be spewed at any woman who tried to declare that "mombod" was a thing now.  Mom bod.
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May 13, 2015 20:05
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Yeah I'd gently caress that mom bod E: with protection, she seems fertile
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May 13, 2015 20:06
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just stop caring, op
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May 13, 2015 20:08
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pretty sure the only people that are really into the dad bod are the women who are also slightly starting to let go and get a gut like Captain Kirk level of dad bod is fine but much past that and you're heading into being a fat
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May 13, 2015 20:09
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quote:Maria Kang, a fitness enthusiast who has three boys under 3 years old, was accused of 'fat shaming' after an aspirational photo she posted on Facebook went viral. Mombod, lol.
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May 13, 2015 20:10
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Guaranteed she had a C-section which is why her hips aren't blown out two feet across.
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May 13, 2015 20:11
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literally all women who have children turn into grotesques afterwards
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May 13, 2015 20:12
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can anyone give me advice on how to turn my ugly rippling sixpack into a fashionable dadbod gut?
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May 13, 2015 20:13
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Three Olives posted:Mombod, lol. That was hilarious, her response is perfect too because the people who were angry with her were really just angry with themselves and only blaming her for making them think about their shortcomings in such a direct manner.
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May 13, 2015 20:16
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do your cargo pants unzip into cargo shorts? important ?
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May 13, 2015 20:19
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:do your cargo pants unzip into cargo shorts? important ?
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May 13, 2015 20:22
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also they're BDUs
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May 13, 2015 20:22
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quote:"What I WILL say is this. What you interpret is not MY fault. It's Yours. The first step in owning your life, your body and your destiny is to OWN the thoughts that come out of your own head. I didn't create them. You created them. So if you want to continue 'hating' this image, get used to hating many other things for the rest of your life. You can either blame, complain or obtain a new level of thought by challenging the negative words that come out of your own brain. Regardless of what your opinion on the image or fatshaming is, this is very true. I'm sick of people acting like they have zero control over themselves and expect the whole world to just change for them and their delicate sensibilities. Life is harsh. Learn to deal with it in a constructive manner or you will sink. No one 'makes' you feel like anything. Your reactions can be controlled. You don't need to let some minor internet poo poo ruin your whole day or whatever. That's on you.
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May 13, 2015 20:23
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Entropic posted:Imagine the wave of internet bile that would be spewed at any woman who tried to declare that "mombod" was a thing now. To be fair it was a girl that said dadbod was a thing and the description of dadbod isn't so much a fat goony blob but a good figure with a bit of pudge on it because the dad still works out but isn't cutting for vanity. It's basically the male equivalent of a milf in the first place.
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