Nowadays the hardest thing in the world to be is a straight white male

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Nowadays the hardest thing in the world to be is a straight white male

Tamerlame: Oct 20, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

it's so great being a white male you guys don't even know

imagine going out and not having creepy wierdos try to touch you all the time. imagine going shopping and having salespeople actually try to help you instead of making sure you're not stealing their poo poo, or actually loving off if you tell them you're fine

the other day I smoked a weed and when I looked up there was a cop smiling at me as he drove by

it's like easy mode

I want to be touched by creepy weirdos. I'm a victim.

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Tamerlame: Oct 20, 2012

withak posted:

Plus if time travel ever becomes a thing, you can travel to practically any time you want without having to worry too much about ending up oppressed or enslaved.

Pretty sure almost anyone before the collapse of the Roman Empire would enslave me.

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Tamerlame: Oct 20, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

what if it's sexy ladies who enslave you? that sounds alright

im gay

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