Nowadays the hardest thing in the world to be is a straight white male

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Moridin920 posted:

it's so great being a white male you guys don't even know

imagine going out and not having creepy wierdos try to touch you all the time. imagine going shopping and having salespeople actually try to help you instead of making sure you're not stealing their poo poo, or actually loving off if you tell them you're fine

the other day I smoked a weed and when I looked up there was a cop smiling at me as he drove by

it's like easy mode

it's recommended you do your first playthrough of life as a white male so you can learn the ropes without too much trouble

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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www posted:

white men cant even say nickle anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru50_AXFuY0 what is this world coming to

I like the ones where the guys get beat up

# ¿ May 13, 2015 22:36

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Tamerlame posted:

Pretty sure almost anyone before the collapse of the Roman Empire would enslave me.

what if it's sexy ladies who enslave you? that sounds alright

# ¿ May 13, 2015 22:52

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