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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Even up on its way

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

CBJSprague24 posted:

The Caps' PP is like that episode of Hey Arnold! where the rear end in a top hat coach wants his son to be the star player.

Nicklas. Pass the puck to Ovie.

MoJo: Pass the puck to Ovie.

Mike: Pass the puck to Ovie.

As an Ottawa fan accustomed to "Pass out to Carlson for an ineffective shot into shin pads", I

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Garbage low percentage pass, Kuz.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:siren::3::siren:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:suspense: Holtby...

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Uh..... okay?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

LmaoTheKid posted:

I'd say fire Rick Nash into the sun but Mercury would probably make an easy save.

These days it seems like he wouldn't even make it past the Shaun Van Allen Belt.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Take forever to line up the point shot so everyone can get in position, miss the net anyway. Sounds about right.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Green you intractable shitheap.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Is there a "gently caress!"s caught by on-ice mic counter?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

That was only a matter of time but it was also a pretty nice goal.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

goldrush posted:

caps should try staying out of the box #analysis

Greenan's Keys.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Caps have forgotten the Rangers have scored and are trying to run out the clock in the third.

e: Or they're just used to being on the PK.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Duke Chin posted:

East Coast game 7's require overtime FOR THE DRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dolan has sent a memo reminding everyone that more periods mean more concession sales.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Eric the Mauve posted:

It's almost like when you call games such that the scores look more like soccer games every year, a high percentage of games are decided by Really Dumb Goals, or something

I'll be satisfied if tonight's GWG is fuckin' legal :mad:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

HOW COULD YOU posted:

My butthole is like Clint Eastwoods eyes

I got back just in time.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Gee Stimpy, what'll happen when we cause eleventy-six thousand loving defensive zone faceoffs?

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Eric the Mauve posted:

They've employed him for like 15 years now what the gently caress were they expecting?

It's like having a six year old dog that still shits on the floor. You can't get to angry because you can't even muster disappointment anymore.

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