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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Well in the last episode Topanga ends up going to Yale or something and Cory ends up following her with Shawn in tow. Speaking of shawn, him not having a resolution with Angela was annoying.

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Setion posted:

Season 1 Cory: Regular 90s kid.
Season 7 Cory: Caricature of an old Jewish man.

First thing I thought of when I opened the thread. You're a mensch.

That Halloween episode, if I remember correctly, was just some more heavy-handed bullshit about Cory and Topanga's relationship riddled with tortured metaphors and all the sentimental garbage that made the high school years so unbearable.

It was such a fun show in the first couple of seasons, but man it should have just been put on Disney Channel At Nite after they hit puberty, christ.

Edit: Shawn could have been a late-'90s Final Fantasy main character, so Teen Grimdark Edgy.

root beer fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 14, 2015

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Angela was fineeeeee

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Topanga? Ben horny, will Savage.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Darf posted:

Angela was fineeeeee



for real, Angela > Topanga all day errday

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
The best episode was when they were planning for their honey moon and he didn't care where they went and she was all upset that he didn't care and he said some thing about how they had been dating for like 20 years and she never let him touch her and he'd gently caress her in the street if that is what they wanted to do for a honey moon.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

The best episode was when they were planning for their honey moon and he didn't care where they went and she was all upset that he didn't care and he said some thing about how they had been dating for like 20 years and she never let him touch her and he'd gently caress her in the street if that is what they wanted to do for a honey moon.

People will think you're exaggerating but that's literally what happened.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Another good one is the prom one when Cory and Topanga got a hotel room in the same floor as Cory's parents and they mixed the keycards up. So Cory goes into his mom's room ready to sex her up and his dad walked in on Topanga.

Like it was horrifying for Cory and his mom but I bet Mr Matthews was like "... Let's see how this plays out."

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Tender Bender posted:

Another good one is the prom one when Cory and Topanga got a hotel room in the same floor as Cory's parents and they mixed the keycards up. So Cory goes into his mom's room ready to sex her up and his dad walked in on Topanga.

Like it was horrifying for Cory and his mom but I bet Mr Matthews was like "... Let's see how this plays out."

freud would disagree :pervert:

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
He episode where Eric dates a friendly hippy who sings songs that are so happy he hates it and dumps her, she is so enraged she becomes a grunge superstar with a hit along the lines of "Eric Matthews is human garbage"

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

dog buttz posted:

People will think you're exaggerating but that's literally what happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvJTHpfmEoA

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rap Music and Dope posted:

What was about the episode with the scream slasher parody with them being trapped in the highschool? A Halloween episode.

the best episode of all of them imo

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Oct 30, 2009

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NienNunb posted:

Topanga had bomb-rear end tiddies

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

It's like a Doug cartoon

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
the early seasons were funny just because of how terribly they dressed

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Top City Homo posted:

It's like a Doug cartoon
hahaha holy poo poo thats brilliant
boy meets world is pretty much live action doug
i never realized it

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the most unnatural writing

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
"me and nine hundred million other guys" is meta as gently caress

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






once shawn's idiot half brother or whatever showed up is when i started tuning out

too bad they never did a cross over with shawns WT dad and mighty dan conner from roseanne

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

haljordan posted:

once shawn's idiot half brother or whatever showed up is when i started tuning out

too bad they never did a cross over with shawns WT dad and mighty dan conner from roseanne

Roseanne was a kick rear end show. Except the last season. Then the finale made up for it.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Topanga, more like Wannabangher

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That clip where Corey yells LET ME TOUCH SOMETHING seems like it would be used as evidence during his rape trial

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Moola posted:

Topanga, more like Wannabangher

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

haljordan posted:

That clip where Corey yells LET ME TOUCH SOMETHING seems like it would be used as evidence during his rape trial

in his defense

dem tittes

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Oh also just to let you guys know

I, a goon

did in fact NOT enjoy this show as a child

*waits for applause*

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Moola posted:

Oh also just to let you guys know

I, a goon

did in fact NOT enjoy this show as a child

*waits for applause*
*walls begin collapsing*
you fool this only worked as long as we all put the needs of the hive before the needs of the individual!
if you didnt think melrose place was amazing i may spontaneously combust

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I always thought the tall redhead chick was the hottest

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
UNDAPANTS!!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Sabrina the Teenage Witch was the best 90s show.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

gary oldmans diary posted:

*walls begin collapsing*
you fool this only worked as long as we all put the needs of the hive before the needs of the individual!
if you didnt think melrose place was amazing i may spontaneously combust

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






a bone to pick posted:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch was the best 90s show.

Yea Carolina rhea was smokin hot before she got all chunked up. Then she hosted a weight loss show that she could've been a contestant on

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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a bone to pick posted:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch was the best 90s show.

Sabrina > Topenga qtiyd

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Code Jockey posted:

Sabrina > Topenga qtiyd

you are literally gay

Moola
Aug 16, 2006


vs

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Code Jockey posted:

Sabrina > Topenga qtiyd

Sabrina would be the better wife by far, but Topanga is way way way hotter.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Code Jockey posted:

Sabrina > Topenga qtiyd

qft, would

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
:jackbud:

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

mind the walrus posted:

Sabrina would be the better wife by far, but Topanga is way way way hotter.

Yeah, Topanga is porn hot. If she starves herself she's incredible but if she's living life like a normal, she'll plump up and bore you to tears with her feelings.

Sabrina cleans up nice and isn't a goody good snoregasm.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
literal homosexuals in this thread

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Shadow posted:

Yeah, Topanga is porn hot. If she starves herself she's incredible but if she's living life like a normal, she'll plump up and bore you to tears with her feelings.

Sabrina cleans up nice like the girls I keep in my basement

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