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never seen again
Jan 25, 2008

Helical Nightmares posted:

How does Rising Sun make the list but not Jurassic Park?

Also no The Great Train Robbery?

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Disco_Bandit
Sep 8, 2006
so someone curated a list of books anyone in the west would have at least one of then put "white male" as the tagline to sup up delicious tears when people flipped poo poo about it

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

bawbzilla posted:

so someone curated a list of books anyone in the west would have at least one of then put "white male" as the tagline to sup up delicious tears when people flipped poo poo about it

lmao

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
Mariko-chan...

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

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smdh at white men for owning critically acclaimed literature

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

bawbzilla posted:

so someone curated a list of books anyone in the west would have at least one of then put "white male" as the tagline to sup up delicious tears when people flipped poo poo about it

According to the list I'm not a white male, which is very confusing.

I am experiencing existential dread.

Hold me Albert Camus, hold me.

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May 14, 2008

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Staple Foodstuffs that Literally All White Men Have in Their Kitchens
1) flour
2) rice
3) some sort of legume

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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I only own like 15 of those books.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Thingyman posted:

for whom the bell tolls is so much better than a farewell to arms. why is that the one always listed as a great book.

the sun also rises is better than both, also lol at the 911 commission report.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
BOOKS!



















e: CHECK 'EM OUT!

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Let me do this properly.

Currently own:

1. Shogun, James Clavell
7. The first two volumes of A Song of Ice and Fire, George R.R. Martin

Have owned/read as an adult:

26. Who Moved My Cheese?, Spencer Johnson (gift)
44. Guns, Germs, and Steel, Jared Diamond (class)
45. The Agony and the Ecstasy, Irving Stone
46. The 9/11 Commission Report
51. Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Robert Kiyosaki
54. The Wheel of Time, Robert Jordan
60. A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking
69. The Complete Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Have read:

2. Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut
9. Catch-22, Joseph Heller (class)
11. Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
15. The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (class)
63. Lord of the Flies, William Golding (class)
64. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
74. The Call of the Wild, Jack London

Have read partially:

10. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Tucker Max
44. Guns, Germs, and Steel, Jared Diamond (class)
46. The 9/11 Commission Report

Am ashamed to have not read:

1. Shogun, James Clavell
6. A Farewell to Arms, Ernest Hemingway
13. The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger
20. The Grapes of Wrath, John Steinbeck
34. The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell
71. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Ken Kesey
72. A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess

Still not white :negative:

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 03:25 on May 14, 2015

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
lol if you've read 79 books

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I'm so ashamed not to have read malcolm gladwell, the best paid fairytale writer

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
No Proust? Philistines!

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Beef Turret posted:

malcolm gladwell, the best paid fairytale writer

come on man that one even comes directly after The World Is Flat

can't mess with the king

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
No way thomas friedman makes more money than malcolm gladwell

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I have a lot of books and only hit 14, guess I'm not white

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Beef Turret posted:

No way thomas friedman makes more money than malcolm gladwell

getting an exact bead on friedman's hoard would be tough but dude's rich as poo poo and comes from a rich as poo poo family and here's his palace

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:31 on May 14, 2015

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

I have none of those books and only heard of 4.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
It needs more Hemingway, Clancy, Chrichton, and that's just a cursory glance

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I am going to go out and buy all of these books.

I will put all of these books on a shelf.

I will own all of these books.

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
White boys be like.. "let me read critically acclaimed books on a breadth of subjects to increase my knowledge about the world".. smh lol

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Lotophage posted:

White boys be like.. "let me read critically acclaimed books on a breadth of subjects to increase my knowledge about the world".. smh lol

And they pick the most retarded poo poo that was ever shat

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Beef Turret posted:

And they pick the most retarded poo poo that was ever shat

I am also on the Internet and hating things.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Bishop posted:

It needs more Hemingway, Clancy, Chrichton, and that's just a cursory glance

there's a lot of elaborately performative masculinity to go around, they each got a book and gotta give other authors their shot

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
books that literally all white women own:

jailbait vampire trilogy-some fat goth chick
fifty shades of vicious sexual assault-some other fat goth chick

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

tetsuo posted:

No Proust? Philistines!

I'll be frank. The only people I've run into who know about Proust are non-frivolous English majors and Literature grad students. :shrug:

Most technical dudes who take breadth classes have never heard of him and that's a shame.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
mein kampf

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

there's a lot of elaborately performative masculinity to go around, they each got a book and gotta give other authors their shot

Speaking of, no Fear and Loathing? No Rum Diaries? Naked Lunch?

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

still cant believe that this wasnt just a chronological list of every star wars book

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

yeah a la recherche du temps perdu has a pretty low readability to totally probably impressing people when they spot it on your bookshelf ratio, you gotta go for things that people are gonna recognize enough to know how smart you are

Helical Nightmares posted:

Speaking of, no Fear and Loathing? No Rum Diaries? Naked Lunch?

:agreed:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Thingyman posted:

still cant believe that this wasnt just a chronological list of every star wars book

:agreed:



:negative:

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker

Cyberball 2072 posted:

I have two of those? But I don't have all 77, or 77 books at all, I do have a copy of Doom; Knee Deep in the Dead, however.



I used to have the whole series but I lent the last 2 out and never got them back, which is fine, Knee Deep and Hell on Earth are the two worth reading from the Doom series.

I've always wanted go re-read the adventures of Fly and Arlene in SLC, but I imagine they don't hold up well.


I think that list is definitely overestimating how many people, men specifically, actually own books.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
I'm a white guy who owns literally none of the books in the op. This thread sucks.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The Turner Diaries

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




hemophilia posted:

Who curated this list, and with what intent? My masulinity and racial purity has been seriously challenged.

My guess is someone selling an Essential White Man's Library e-book bundle.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Maybe this guy?

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I have only read 14 books but own 88.

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