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Depends, how attractive are you?
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May 14, 2015 07:45
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i dont mean specifically jobs for me
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May 14, 2015 07:49
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owning assets that give a passive income
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May 14, 2015 07:51
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CEO of a very large lucrative corporation.
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May 14, 2015 07:52
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being born wealthy.
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May 14, 2015 07:52
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May 14, 2015 07:54
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Moridin920 posted:owning assets that give a passive income don't you need to have like a million plus to do this though? what can you buy for not a fortune? a billboard?
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May 14, 2015 07:56
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congress
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May 14, 2015 07:57
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trigonsareNOThomo posted:don't you need to have like a million plus to do this though? buy property in poor areas then tell white people it'll be the new hip spot.
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May 14, 2015 07:57
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Romes128 posted:buy property in poor areas then tell white people it'll be the new hip spot. But how do you get rid of all the blacks?
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May 14, 2015 07:59
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:But how do you get rid of all the blacks? dress up as a ghost
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May 14, 2015 08:00
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:But how do you get rid of all the blacks? you don't. enough white people will take over the area and the problem will sort itself out.
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trigonsareNOThomo posted:don't you need to have like a million plus to do this though? lol a billboard yeah but then you'd have to pay an ad agency to manage it for you unless you wanted to do it yourself and you probably wouldn't make all that much. vending machines maybe? the market for that was probably 15 years ago though. i mean like own 1,000,000 shares of a stock that pays dividends. walmart stock pays 1.92 a year iirc. get you like 100,000 of those and you're good. it's trading at like 78 so you'd need an initial investment of 8 mil of course but you know. maybe a bank will loan it to you. but then you've got a blue chip stock that is probably going to increase in value or at worst stay basically where it is over the next decade and in the meantime you're getting an income of $192,000 a year. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 08:11 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 08:01
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oh i thought you were gonna give some advice relevant to if i had like under 100k or something not 8 million bucks
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May 14, 2015 08:10
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trigonsareNOThomo posted:oh i thought you were gonna give some advice relevant to if i had like under 100k or something not 8 million bucks lol welcome to america. it's easy as gently caress to make money if you already have a bunch, otherwise we've got the shittiest social mobility rate since the 1800s don't marry early, wait until 30 to have kids, save some money. don't buy a house, invest instead. if it was easy to do no work and still make tons of money without already having a bunch of capital everyone would be rich. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 08:16 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 08:12
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ASMR starlet
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May 14, 2015 08:47
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Internet comedy forum owner
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Moridin920 posted:lol welcome to america. it's easy as gently caress to make money if you already have a bunch, otherwise we've got the shittiest social mobility rate since the 1800s I'm surprised OP hasn't learned this yet. Either he's in high school and the rich kids.haven't gotten too outwardly classist yet or is so poor he doesn't realize just how huge a lifestyle gap there is between someone merely making a living wage and someone with more than $500k in liquid assets.
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May 14, 2015 08:59
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being a jew is the best career with the least work and most money
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May 14, 2015 09:00
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a starwar betamax posted:Internet comedy forum owner
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May 14, 2015 09:42
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life of crime sounds pretty dope tbh
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May 14, 2015 09:58
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if you are good with numbers and people and aren't too spooked by abstract money voodoo like 'credit default swaps' then go into finance. i know a dude who fits this profile and made 9 figures in 20 years and retired in his mid 40s. he came from a very middle class background and yes he worked kinda hard but not hundred million dollar hard.LeoMarr posted:jew if you choose finance and are goy, get used to this being the predominant background feature of your occupation.
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May 14, 2015 10:21
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High end sales, dude I know gets fed leads and makes tens of thousands on retention bonuses. Easy if you know how to sell, impossible if you're a weird internet sperg
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May 14, 2015 10:29
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um id like to go to heaven sooo poor humble and proud it is
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May 14, 2015 10:35
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if you're working for someone else you're loving up unless your intention is to build a client base that you can go independent with later otherwise you're just making someone else money that could probably be going into your pocket  My brother-in-law was a corporate lawyer out of law school. The difference in the rate he got paid vs the rate the firm charged the client for those hours was an order of magnitude (10x more). He got some experience and started his own firm. Not really easy though. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 16:48 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 16:46
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a few people on youtube got rich as gently caress by yelling over obscure video games. try that, OP. The key seems to be to be ironically bad at the game.
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May 14, 2015 16:50
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bootstraps salesman
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May 14, 2015 16:52
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oval office
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May 14, 2015 16:55
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trigonsareNOThomo posted:which one? Human resources.
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May 14, 2015 16:56
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being a lady who's a profesional model would be good, all you have to do is not eat and snort coke
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May 14, 2015 16:56
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Moridin920 posted:owning assets that give a passive income
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blainestereo posted:life of crime sounds pretty dope tbh this
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May 14, 2015 16:57
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Get a group of 4-5 people with outstanding credit and decent incomes, form an investment group, form a business plan that will convince a bank lending you $10m isn't a totally insane proposition. Given the state of the economy that's likely not going to happen (especially if you're not rich to begin with lol USAUSAUSA) but maybe if you've got collateral or something you could do it. Afaik most small business loans are for $500 to $2m though so you're going to have to be really convincing or start much smaller. Buy blue chip dividend stocks and each of you can collect like ~$20k a year (assuming like $150,000 to $190,000 in dividends divided by 4-5 minus interest). Hopefully you didn't get bent over backwards on the interest rate and the dividends + % gain on the stock covers the interest leaving you with a decent income stream. It won't be baller baller money but it'll be the income of a 40 hrs a week at $9/hr poo poo job for basically zero work and if you picked the right stocks your investment will grow. For example, Wal-Mart has increased dividends every year for the last 50 years and their stock price has only gone up since 15 years ago. If you pick a stock like Apple that splits then you're stoked. This is also a terribly dangerous idea if you have no idea what you're doing on the stock market or financial markets in general so make sure you incorporate and get a loan through the business so if you go bankrupt the bank isn't going after your personal assets for the rest of your life. You're probably not going to get a loan in the first place if your business plan is just 'buy stocks' though. On the other hand the economy is terrible so chances are it's going to get better rather than worse. I'm recommending blue chips like IBM or Walmart because the odds they're going to lose all their value over a short period of time are really low. If you take $10m and buy penny stocks trying to double your money you're a moron. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:07 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 17:04
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drug dealer
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May 14, 2015 17:05
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open a bakery, refuse to make a wedding cake for gays, open a gofundme account
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May 14, 2015 17:07
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emperor
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May 14, 2015 17:08
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alternately buy apartment/condo buildings in up and coming areas that still have cheap real estate prices, hire a company to manage it for you, collect rents. my gf's grandparents own like 80 apartment buildings in LA and they don't do poo poo anymore besides cash the check the rent check the management people send them.
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May 14, 2015 17:08
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Sales after u establish a base
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slip and fall inside of stores to get insurance settlements
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