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Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I don't really have one. I like Chuao well enough. And Dig some of Theo's offerings.

Please share.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Sea Salt and 70%.

I also really like Heath Bars. Those things are orgazmatronic.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I like fruit candies.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.


Zotter is actually really good. It's just that they're Austrians.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lindt

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
lindor truffles


which is this

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

THE PENETRATOR posted:

which is this

If Nestle is Taco Bell Lindt is a Denny's

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
Swiss. My ex was Swiss and when we went over there, I learned that even generic grocery store chocolate kicked the loving poo poo out of anything we have here.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Rando posted:

If Nestle is Taco Bell Lindt is a Denny's

well, denny's is epic

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Shadow posted:

Swiss. My ex was Swiss and when we went over there, I learned that even generic grocery store chocolate kicked the loving poo poo out of anything we have here.

yeah

I can't even eat hershey's anymore it tastes like dirt

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lmbo if you like milk over dark

I was sad when colbert was ranting about dark chocolate and singing milk's praises

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

psyopmonkey posted:

Sea Salt and 70%.

I also really like Heath Bars. Those things are orgazmatronic.

got some bars or brands there friend?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
dark chocolate with hazelnuts/or almonds

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Honj Steak posted:



Zotter is actually really good. It's just that they're Austrians.

I will have to investigate further. Thanks!

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Shadow posted:

Swiss. My ex was Swiss and when we went over there, I learned that even generic grocery store chocolate kicked the loving poo poo out of anything we have here.

Really good to know! Thanks!

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

sup with hershey's sour rear end weird chocolate?

cadbury dairy milk is my fave

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

dark chocolate with hazelnuts/or almonds

Herr Tog posted:

got some bars or brands there friend?

?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
iirc Trader Joes has it--their chocolate selection is pretty good, albiet not top top tier quality but infinitely better than most big brands, but cheaply priced. Best bang for the buck but there's a lot of really good fancier chocolate out there if you want to pay $7+ for a bar.

Unfortunately it's not dark, but ikea has really loving good chocolate with hazelnut too.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004



so easily found anywhere around the world, so many flavours, so good

i'm convinced ritter sport is the best grocery aisle chocolate

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Herr Tog posted:

Really good to know! Thanks!

If you're there, just hit up your local Migros and you won't be disappointed.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

iirc Trader Joes has it--their chocolate selection is pretty good, albiet not top top tier quality but infinitely better than most big brands, but cheaply priced. Best bang for the buck but there's a lot of really good fancier chocolate out there if you want to pay $7+ for a bar.

Unfortunately it's not dark, but ikea has really loving good chocolate with hazelnut too.

gently caress yes thank you

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Happy Bear Suit posted:



so easily found anywhere around the world, so many flavours, so good

i'm convinced ritter sport is the best grocery aisle chocolate

I'm going to go get some tomorrow!

Shadow posted:

If you're there, just hit up your local Migros and you won't be disappointed.

A note had been made!

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
I'm jealous. :(

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Shadow posted:

I'm jealous. :(

I might go next year, don't be jealous immediately

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Vosges

particularly the naga truffel

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Herr Tog posted:

I might go next year, don't be jealous immediately

Bring back as much as is allowed by customs. Try to limit your daily intake so it lasts.


When you run out, pm me and we'll start a support group. :(

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Fonzarelli posted:

sup with hershey's sour rear end weird chocolate?


americans have broken brains

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Crusty Nutsack posted:

Vosges

particularly the naga truffel

Thank you!

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

XMNN posted:

americans have broken brains

agreed

Shadow posted:

Bring back as much as is allowed by customs. Try to limit your daily intake so it lasts.


When you run out, pm me and we'll start a support group. :(

Solid advice

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Herr Tog posted:

I'm going to go get some tomorrow!

Try the cornflake kind, its really good

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

XMNN posted:

americans have broken brains

doesn't taste sour to me

europeans have broken taste buds

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

doesn't taste sour to me

europeans have broken taste buds

american chocolate tastes like vomit

this is a scientific fact, sorry your brain is broken by years of corn syrup

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
in fairness butyric acid also smells like feet or parmesan depending on what you tell someone it smells like

it does not belong in chocolate

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Lindt makes a really good dark chocolate with chili . I've had a couple with chili that were better, but you can find lindt everywhere so thats my goto.

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 12:21 on May 14, 2015

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

satanic splash-back posted:

american chocolate tastes like vomit

this is a scientific fact, sorry your brain is broken by years of corn syrup

i've heard that before but it still tastes good to me. and if it tastes good at a fraction of the price of that fancy chocolate, then gently caress it, seems like a win

of course,, i grew up two towns over from hershey so maybe there was never a chance for me?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Lindt and rittersport for cheap but decent chocolate. Godiva for serious chocolate time.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
steve vai

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
how can you have a sport candy bar

is it

made for athletes

or

perhaps


some kind of lighter or faster bar

moves through your colon

with the speed

of a jamaican sprinter

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

XMNN posted:

americans have broken brains

Nah, we just play to the lowest common denominator, and that's pretty loving low.

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